Containment Dimensional Merge tweets megathread - 1/2 - Chris is salty Merge hasn't happened: "Damn Dimension 1218’s “Reality” Limits and Shit!!!"

[Eugene90]

His delusions are all that's left of him after all those years of being poked fun at by trolls. Then again, had he grown thicker skin things might've been different for him.

...keyword being "might".

Also, the way he went on about the "dimensional merge" is starting to sound like what Aleister Crowley might say.

...And for reasons unknown I am getting this really unsettling feeling that something nasty is brewing inside his mind that may top all other crazy shit he's done before.

I could be wrong but, his ramblings about his fantasies have been growing more and more radical, even coming from him.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Contest

Winning the sweepstakes really was the worst thing to happen to Chris.

 

[Exceptionally Exceptional]

The first tweet explicitly says "the guaranteed survival of the OCs which make up 38.75% of C-197's total population."

Ah, my brain failed to register that part. I should read things more than once.

 

[Guardsman42]

We're literally watching some one crash and burn and become a mental trainwreck in a course of like, a month.

I've never heard of some one going from an overgrown man child to batshit crazy person raving in the streets in a month.

 

[Exceptionally Exceptional]

We're literally watching some one crash and burn and become a mental trainwreck in a course of like, a month.

I've never heard of some one going from an overgrown man child to batshit crazy person raving in the streets in a month.

My worry is, what will Chris do when the Merge doesn't happen? I mean, there's only 9 days left in the month. He keeps saying that you can see signs of the merge, except... you can't.

Unless the poor lackwit has been coming here to look at our autistic shitposts where we photoshop pictures to make fun of the merge and is taking them absolutely fucking seriously.

 

[Mason Verger]

@Marvin @LoveYouLongTime @The Captain
Does Chris ever manifest any of these behaviors in public? Real honest true believers in any ideology always have exhibitions of some type out in public arenas, don't they?

There was the time he legit believed he rolled into electric hedgehog protection mode..

 

[Gym Leader Elesa]

Let's say it together now:
God complex.

My Father who is in autism
Go out and zap to the extreme
Your anchuent prophecy cum
Your art be done
In 1218 as it is in CWCville

Give us this, our daily pickle
And forgive us our dang dirty trollin
As we forgive those who make ED articles about us

And lead us not into homo lifestyles
But deliver us onto the straight path

Awomen

 

[Snuckening]

That shit about "I can touch and feel my loves... and also feel it when they touch me" seems a weird, kind of telling thing to focus on. Is this whole shit, Chris writing his own month-long IRL fanfic, justifying the death of 40% of everyone, all just some elaborate, desperate attempt to tulpa into existence someone who'll fuck him?

"[word salad about impossible events]... I KNOW BETTER... [word salad about impossible events]

Oh, and btw don't forget to pray to me! kthxbye"

 

[Guardsman42]

My worry is, what will Chris do when the Merge doesn't happen? I mean, there's only 9 days left in the month. He keeps saying that you can see signs of the merge, except... you can't.

Unless the poor lackwit has been coming here to look at our autistic shitposts where we photoshop pictures to make fun of the merge and is taking them absolutely fucking seriously.

At this point, if he's this far gone, he might be making his own poorly done photoshops, or googling things he considers 'proof of merge' and thus going 'It's so true!'

There was the time he legit believed he rolled into electric hedgehog protection mode..
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I remember reading about this and thought he literally just had a break down in public and curled up in a ball hoping it would go away. I'm pretty sure it was Kiwi Farms that said it was hedgehog mode. Chris was more an easily scared toddler back then. Now he's just a whackjob.

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

I remember reading about this and thought he literally just had a break down in public and curled up in a ball hoping it would go away. I'm pretty sure it was Kiwi Farms that said it was hedgehog mode. Chris was more an easily scared toddler back then. Now he's just a whackjob.

Nah, Chris himself called it that in a conversation with Null.

"Believe me, and I need not be reminded of the worst part, but my hedgehog-defensive state and all of the tears and leaking mucus and whole body paralysis that happened to me then and there will haunt me in reminder of that."

 

[Mason Verger]

I remember reading about this and thought he literally just had a break down in public and curled up in a ball hoping it would go away. I'm pretty sure it was Kiwi Farms that said it was hedgehog mode. Chris was more an easily scared toddler back then. Now he's just a whackjob.

Of course it was a coping mechanism, ALL of this is a coping mechanism for the world crashing in on him, but it was actually Chris in a tweet that said it was electric hedgehog protection mode, and that he was producing electricity while in it via his quills.

 

[Zilortha]

@Marvin I need to apologize to you.
You were completely right about Chris developing a religion of sorts. Even if it's fucking spergy, no one follows it, there are no real "traditions", and he is the deity, it still feels like he's trying to start a cult.
He wants people to pray to him...

 

[Guts Gets Some]

Of course it was a coping mechanism, ALL of this is a coping mechanism for the world crashing in on him, but it was actually Chris in a tweet that said it was electric hedgehog protection mode, and that he was producing electricity while in it via his quills.

Chris' entire life has been a coping mechanism.

 

[Mason Verger]

@Marvin I need to apologize to you.
You were completely right about Chris developing a religion of sorts. Even if it's fucking spergy, no one follows it, there are no real "traditions", and he is the deity, it still feels like he's trying to start a cult.
He wants people to pray to him...

What's funny is.. Chris isn't starting a cult about his crazy fanfic.. He's in a cult about his crazy fanfic.

Chris isn't even the pope of the church of Sonichu, he's an alter boy.

 

[Gym Leader Elesa]

Chris isn't even the pope of the church of Sonichu, he's an alter boy.

I'm going to peg his flabby ass like one too!

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

His delusions are all that's left of him after all those years of being poked fun at by trolls. Then again, had he grown thicker skin things might've been different for him.

...keyword being "might".

Also, the way he went on about the "dimensional merge" is starting to sound like what Aleister Crowley might say.

...And for reasons unknown I am getting this really unsettling feeling that something nasty is brewing inside his mind that may top all other crazy shit he's done before.

I could be wrong but, his ramblings about his fantasies have been growing more and more radical, even coming from him.

Chris will shit himself and do nothing. I repeat, Chris will shit himself and DO NOTHING.

Chris is more likely to actually pay some of that debt off rather than amuse people in a way he did 10 years ago.

 

[Marvin]

That shit about "I can touch and feel my loves... and also feel it when they touch me" seems a weird, kind of telling thing to focus on. Is this whole shit, Chris writing his own month-long IRL fanfic, justifying the death of 40% of everyone, all just some elaborate, desperate attempt to tulpa into existence someone who'll fuck him?

"[word salad about impossible events]... I KNOW BETTER... [word salad about impossible events]

Oh, and btw don't forget to pray to me! kthxbye"

Chris' drive for pussy died figuratively awhile ago and his dick literally died a bit after that because of the hormones. What Chris is pursing here is a social life. Friends.

But the thing is, he's already got friends. He's being seduced by the prospect of even cooler friends than his boring IRL friends. He's got a chance to be friends with the coolest motherfucker ever, fucking sonic the hedgehog.

It'd be like if you're an amateur blues guitarist and you get a chance to hang out with bb king if you practice nonstop for six months. "Hmm yeh guys I gotta prepare for da merge, we can't hang out tonight, talk to you later"

Of course it was a coping mechanism, ALL of this is a coping mechanism for the world crashing in on him, but it was actually Chris in a tweet that said it was electric hedgehog protection mode, and that he was producing electricity while in it via his quills.

I don't remember the part about the quills.

@Marvin I need to apologize to you.
You were completely right about Chris developing a religion of sorts. Even if it's fucking spergy, no one follows it, there are no real "traditions", and he is the deity, it still feels like he's trying to start a cult.
He wants people to pray to him...

He cobbles traditions from teen goth tier wiccan / hippie shit. He bought a bunch of healing crystals and stuff.

 

[David Cross]

Also, the way he went on about the "dimensional merge" is starting to sound like what Aleister Crowley might say.

 

[fiu0cm]

We're literally watching some one crash and burn and become a mental trainwreck in a course of like, a month.

I've never heard of some one going from an overgrown man child to batshit crazy person raving in the streets in a month.

It's more like a six month long breakdown after losing the ERP escapism that the Idea Guys provided. He's going to electrocute himself trying to fulfill his role as the main conduit of the merge.

 

[Eugene90]

That is so frighteningly likely bound to happen someday that it's disturbing.