Containment Dimensional Merge tweets megathread - 1/2 - Chris is salty Merge hasn't happened: "Damn Dimension 1218’s “Reality” Limits and Shit!!!"

[Second Missing Primarch]

"The will of the CPU goddess shall be the whole of the law, among which."

 

[Snuckening]

What's funny is.. Chris isn't starting a cult about his crazy fanfic.. He's in a cult about his crazy fanfic.

Chris isn't even the pope of the church of Sonichu, he's an alter boy.

Only Chris could be the founder, the charismatic leader, and the sole member of the religious cult that scammed him blind, isolated him from society, rotted his brain, and ruined his life.

Poor guy needs to dial back the crazy and join a more sensible, less deranged religion, like Heavens Gate or the Raeliens or the Black Israelites or something.

 

[Guts Gets Some]

Chris' drive for pussy died figuratively awhile ago and his dick literally died a bit after that because of the hormones. What Chris is pursing here is a social life. Friends.

But the thing is, he's already got friends. He's being seduced by the prospect of even cooler friends than his boring IRL friends. He's got a chance to be friends with the coolest motherfucker ever, fucking sonic the hedgehog.

Not doubting you, but I really would like to know who these actual friends are. I don't believe I am up to date on this.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Not sure if already mentioned, but it's possible this whole merge thing could have been seeded by idea guys based on what I think was a driving plot factor toward the end of Fringe - the two realities colliding into each other and lots of people dying as they tried to occupy the same exact place and time.

I'm not sure how it ended, since I didn't actually follow Fringe all that much. I just know near the end Peter's son inexplicably dissapears and a bunch of dudes from the 1920s are staring at I think the statue of liberty?

 

[Gym Leader Elesa]

But the thing is, he's already got friends. He's being seduced by the prospect of even cooler friends than his boring IRL friends. He's got a chance to be friends with the coolest motherfucker ever, fucking sonic the hedgehog.

Actually imagine thinking Sonic the Hedgehog was cool. That might be the lamest thing about Chris.

Lamer than DJ Jamsta

 

[Guts Gets Some]

Actually imagine thinking Sonic the Hedgehog was cool. That might be the lamest thing about Chris.

If you're a 90's kid, we all thought it....




Then we hit 12.

 

[Snuckening]

Not sure if already mentioned, but it's possible this whole merge thing could have been seeded by idea guys based on what I think was a driving plot factor toward the end of Fringe - the two realities colliding into each other and lots of people dying as they tried to occupy the same exact place and time.

I'm not sure how it ended, since I didn't actually follow Fringe all that much. I just know near the end Peter's son inexplicably dissapears and a bunch of dudes from the 1920s are staring at I think the statue of liberty?

IIRC the heroes in Fringe were preventing the merge because it'd kill everyone, unlike Chris cheerleeading it because sweet, sweet cartoon hedgehog poon > 3 billion dead. Which would make Chris Fringe's ego-driven, delusional, generic pseudo-nazi with a god compex villain

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mo1yVsV_pyw

 

[Philosophy Phil]

"Y'all can pray to me too."

Breaking kayfab for a moment, Hell is full of those who called themselves God. I really hope he sincerely is doing that seriously, or he's going to going to be in a hecka of a time since that thing that is "God" gets pretty pissy about that. Seriously. Please dont do that Chris.

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

If Chris wants us to pray to him, does that mean he believes he would actually hear our prayers if we did?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Crowley also had gay sex orgies.......only with real people.

 

[Mason Verger]

IIRC the heroes in Fringe were preventing the merge because it'd kill everyone, unlike Chris cheerleeading it because sweet, sweet cartoon hedgehog poon > 3 billion dead. Which would make Chris Fringe's ego-driven, delusional, generic pseudo-nazi with a god compex villain

Betcha I can guess what gender that 3 billion would be too..

 

[ToroidalBoat]

He cobbles traditions from teen goth tier wiccan / hippie shit.

Wasn't that popular in the 1990s? More evidence Chris wants to go back to Manchester?

 

[Gym Leader Elesa]

If you're a 90's kid, we all thought it....




Then we hit 12.

I was born in the nineties but that sure as fuck doesn't make me a "nineties kid."

 

[Rikka Takarada]

Only Chris could be the founder, the charismatic leader, and the sole member of the religious cult that scammed him blind, isolated him from society, rotted his brain, and ruined his life.

And therein lies the central tragedy of today's CWC; none of the original trolls (even Bluespike) came close to what the Idea Guys have done to him mentally, nor did they extort and blackmail him for sheer personal gain and amusement.

And besides, the classic trolls mostly wanted to have fun and see how stupid Chris can be for falling for the same thing over and over again, all the while Chris was just volunteering even more embarrassing shit unprompted!

By contrast, the Idea Guys have extorted a fair amount of money, and replaced funny classic Chris with a pitiable wreck babbling about nonsense.

 

[Picklechu]

Not sure if already mentioned, but it's possible this whole merge thing could have been seeded by idea guys based on what I think was a driving plot factor toward the end of Fringe - the two realities colliding into each other and lots of people dying as they tried to occupy the same exact place and time.

I'm not sure how it ended, since I didn't actually follow Fringe all that much. I just know near the end Peter's son inexplicably dissapears and a bunch of dudes from the 1920s are staring at I think the statue of liberty?

That was the season 3 finale (there are 5 seasons). They weren't really merging, but colliding. Other media has had similar plots, so I kind of doubt that Fringe played much, if any, role.

IIRC the heroes in Fringe were preventing the merge because it'd kill everyone, unlike Chris cheerleeading it because sweet, sweet cartoon hedgehog poon > 3 billion dead. Which would make Chris Fringe's ego-driven, delusional, generic pseudo-nazi with a god compex villain

Yeah, everyone would have died.

Thinking about it, Chris is kind of like William Bell in season 4 - he wanted to destroy the universe to replace it with one of his own making.

If Chris wants us to pray to him, does that mean he believes he would actually hear our prayers if we did?

I think he's tweeted about his "duties as a goddess and part of the merge," or something similar, which I think he said includes answering prayers. I'm kind of curious how he would answer a prayer tbh.

 

[Guts Gets Some]

I was born in the nineties but that sure as fuck doesn't make me a "nineties kid."

Haha, I wasn't referring to you specifically, it was just a generalization of "almost every kid from the 90s thought Sonic was cool, but most of us grew out of it."

 

[Gym Leader Elesa]

If Chris wants us to pray to him, does that mean he believes he would actually hear our prayers if we did?

I prayed to him earlier so soon we'll know.

Haha, I wasn't referring to you specifically, it was just a generalization of "almost every kid from the 90s thought Sonic was cool, but most of us grew out of it."

Lol, that's right. You have to remember when speaking to me that I'm retardo.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

You realise, of course, that he's NOT READING anything against Da Merge. Kind of telling, that. The fingers are shoved in the ears - 'NOT LISTENING, NOT LISTENING' as he cooks up ever more fevered delusions of how he's right and all of those dang dirty mental health trolls are wrong...

 

[nvrwastetree]

@Marvin @LoveYouLongTime @The Captain
Does Chris ever manifest any of these behaviors in public? Real honest true believers in any ideology always have exhibitions of some type out in public arenas, don't they?

I honestly doubt it, and the main reason being that people in the real world will look at Chris like the weirdo he is and tell him that he is delusional, that he needs serious help, and that cartoons are not real. The things Chris doesn't want to hear, and is currently plugging his ears on Twitter.

 

[RustyNail(her)]

I honestly doubt it, and the main reason being that people in the real world will look at Chris like the weirdo he is and tell him that he is delusional, that he needs serious help, and that cartoons are not real. The things Chris doesn't want to hear, and is currently plugging his ears on Twitter.

Does anyone play along with this craziness on his Twitter? From what I've seen he uses Twitter to bug celebrities, rant, and give people unsolicited advice.

If his Twitter is filled with negativity then all the positive reinforcement must be coming from the Troon Squad or some unseen trolls. Between that and (possibly) Wise uploading the blackmail videos to Chris' Twitter, Chris has more strings on him than a harp.