Containment Dimensional Merge tweets megathread - 1/2 - Chris is salty Merge hasn't happened: "Damn Dimension 1218’s “Reality” Limits and Shit!!!"

[Deadpool]

I find it exponentially more and more difficult to feel any sympathy for Chris every time he encourages people to pray to him.
I mean he's always had a huge ego, but goddamn.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Honestly when I first went back to check this subforum, I felt bad for Chris but the dimensional merge makes me remember why I barely showed much sympathy to him in the first place. Believing you are a god is just outright sinful no matter what.

 

[Guts Gets Some]

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Final stages, huh? Yet apparently not enough yet to conjure up that powers video?

 

[Looney Troons]

I wish I weren’t so fascinated by Chris because this dimensional merge shit is so boring and delusional.

 

[️ronic]

Well guys, appearantly we're in for a good night's sleep.

 

[zap2theextreme]

hes going to kill himself. someone is literally going to trick him into committing suicide

 

[️ronic]

hes going to kill himself. someone is literally going to trick him into committing suicide

I'll get the popcorn.

$20 says someone's gonna convince him he can fly and make him jump off the roof.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

I wish this whole dimensional merge shit had gotten the bluespike treatment- you know, "magi-chan" shows up and tells Chris he's a retard and that it's all bullshit and always was. Unfortunately I guess Chis probably would find a way not to believe it.

 

[4Macie]

"pick up where you left off" ...I'm lost.... so are we the ones hibernating for 20 years?? Cuz I'm so down for that 2o year nap.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DvTapkUX4AAl8-p.jpg

Does this have any merit? was tweeted at Chris

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

"pick up where you left off" ...I'm lost.... so are we the ones hibernating for 20 years?? Cuz I'm so down for that 2o year nap.

Chris's religion manages to have zero adherents, because even he can't understand it (unless he's talking to the other dimension...?)

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Does this have any merit? was tweeted at Chris

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/12-25...themselves-say-theyre-behind-the-merge.51472/

I'll get the popcorn.

$20 says someone's gonna convince him he can fly and make him jump off the roof.

I'll take that bet, if you mean literally. It doesn't count unless Chris actually manages to get himself up on the roof first, though.

 

[Datiko]

The latest update reads like a suicide note. I've got ten on he does it.

 

[TOOTBLAN]

I don't think he'll do it. But it will be interesting to see what he'll do when his van breaks down

 

[4Macie]

So we hibernate for 20 years. How does that work? Do we all just fall asleep at some designated time in the future? What about people driving at the time? Or how will we be sustained for 20 years?!?
And are we waking up 20 years older? Because gross.

And Chris will just be awake for 20 years? I’m not sure he can live that long...

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[Rupin]

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Conveniant

 

[Brian Butterfield]

It's pretty amusing that Chris reads this sarcastic message written by an asshole and says "hmm, yep that's Magi-chan"

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[Gatz]

I mean, when I first read this latest garbled Twitter mess I thought 'oh good, Chris is going to wake up on New Year's Day and see he's not been transported to a magical god-realm, and finally realize this is all a load of shit'...

But damn does that 'try and trick him into suicide' gambit seem to be more and more likely.

Also, even if this isn't what's happening, Chris is still Chris and will probably just double-back on himself and make some excuse why it's not happened yet, Doomsday-cult style if he's still his same old self come January 1st.

 

[️ronic]

Doomsday-cult style if he's still his same old self come January 1st.

BELOW: Areal photograph of CWCville after the 'merge'. (January 1, 2019)