Containment Dimensional Merge tweets megathread - 1/2 - Chris is salty Merge hasn't happened: "Damn Dimension 1218’s “Reality” Limits and Shit!!!"

[GayestFurryTrash]

I really want video of what is actually happening when he thinks he's levitating, I really really hope he tries to do it at a convention and someone films it. The facial expressions of unsuspecting onlookers being dragged into viewing such an event would be golden. Hopefully this is what Bronycon will bring us this year.

 

[Nobunaga]

Chris tries to become an eldritch abomination to spite and prove to everyone he isnt stupid saga when?

 

[4Macie]

I really want video of what is actually happening when he thinks he's levitating

We were promised a lightning video and we still haven’t gotten it. I doubt a levitating one will come anytime soon.

And if anyone at a con asks him to do it, he’ll just make up an excuse like “I did it earlier and don’t have the energy now. I’m too tired” or something.

 

[Ghostbeater]

I really want video of what is actually happening when he thinks he's levitating, I really really hope he tries to do it at a convention and someone films it. The facial expressions of unsuspecting onlookers being dragged into viewing such an event would be golden. Hopefully this is what Bronycon will bring us this year.

I think the best proof of his power on video we will ever get are his various cursye-hame-ha videos. Clearly he thought he was shooting some kind of visible wave out of his hands

 

[The Fool]

I think the best proof of his power on video we will ever get are his various cursye-hame-ha videos. Clearly he thought he was shooting some kind of visible wave out of his hands

Nah, his excuse for the curse-ye-ha-me-ha not looking like anything was that it was just that - a curse. Nothing happened at the moment but trust him, your life is about to be ruined.
I guess he gave up on that and focused more on trying to blow papers across the room because he knew the curses didn't actually do anything.

 

[Observatory]

"Reality Limitations" because Reality doesn't allow Mary Sues.

I'm looking forward to just how long the merge can be postponed until he has to come to some sort of conclusion about it not happening.

 

[zap2theextreme]

"Reality Limitations" because Reality doesn't allow Mary Sues.

I'm looking forward to just how long the merge can be postponed until he has to come to some sort of conclusion about it not happening.

The merge has taken the place of his Love Quest. So basically it'll be one day away forever

 

[Ghostbeater]

The merge has taken the place of his Love Quest. So basically it'll be one day away forever

Nah, lovequest is still going strong. He said he has place for at least one lucky person from this dimension in his harem.

 

[PT 940]

Nah, lovequest is still going strong. He said he has place for at least one lucky person from this dimension in his harem.

Anytime he thinks about women in this dimension, he would do well to remember...

 

[Ghostbeater]

Anytime he thinks about women in this dimension, he would do well to remember...
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The incest plot thickens

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Every time Chris says "but, I digress," he's imitating some owl character in a cartoon IIRC.

 

[The Fool]

Every time Chris says "but, I digress," he's imitating some owl character in a cartoon IIRC.

Blathers from Animal Crossing

You'd have to hear him ramble any time you ever want to put anything in the museum or to check out a fossil to sell for cash, and he'd always say that every time you talked to him, so it was probably drilled into his head pretty hard. Most people just zone out blathers and mash through his text, but maybe chris was autistic enough to actually read all of that. He's called Blathers for a reason.

 

[Time of Space]

Now he's getting pissy?
Oh man, can't wait for the video that shows him using his powers in which he makes faces, shits himself, does nothing and proudly proclaims that this was a demonstration of his abilities.

 

[Zitta]

Now he's getting pissy?
Oh man, can't wait for the video that shows him using his powers in which he makes faces, shits himself, does nothing and proudly proclaims that this was a demonstration of his abilities.

Honestly I'm surprised he hasn't tried to go Super Saiyan on camera yet.

 

[White bubblegum]

What's he gonna do, sic Fate on anyone who talks shit about the dimensional merge?

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

Honestly I'm surprised he hasn't tried to go Super Saiyan on camera yet.

He has.

 

[ON 190]

He has.

I forgot how much I love that video.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

Some parents have to realize they shouldn't walk in on their kids above a certain age lest they catch them jacking the beanstalk... with Chris, you might walk in on whatever the fuck that was.

(also the other thing)

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

I forgot how much I love that video.

I know, right? I've always loved the bit where he eats shit off the chair and bellows impotently as he hits the ground.

 

[Will you be my fwiend?]

The only remarkable thing about Chris is that he intensely embarrasses any group to whom he tries to belong, whether it's Sonic fans, trannies, or autists. Or fat middle-aged lesbian grandma transwomen.

That is where you're wrong. Despite the surely fatal levels of autistic radiation coming from our Benevolent CPU Goddess, the fucking Bronies still accept Chris with open arms. Granted, the Brony fanbase has changed from neckbeard to tranny, so maybe he's just so well-camouflaged they don't even notice yet another fat middle-aged lesbian in their midst....