Ding Dong Ping Pong - Ask a stupid question , got an even more stupid answer

[drfuzzyballs]

So did you get that $16,000 inheritance you were gloating about?

 

[break these cuffs]

So did you get that $16,000 inheritance you were gloating about?

How do you think he paid for the bodyguard? $16k for a Delta Recon SMU blackbelt in Akido is a bargain.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

I'm gonna press a big ole capital 'X' to doubt.

>self-employed
>makes $1000/month, $250/week, ~$33/day

Literal street beggars with a good corner make more than you Thomas.

I met a dude once who did fucking paintings of stick figures on colored backgrounds on canvas who managed to make more than that selling them for $20 a pop.

You know what bugs the fuck outta me about you Tom, apart from your dog fucking and pedophilia, your unbelievable amount of laziness when it comes to any amount of effort towards anything that would make your life just a little bit less pathetic, the stupid amount of effort you put towards meaningless, grifty, retarded bullshit all coupled with your overwhelming amount of self superiority.

Your complete inability to take any responsibility for your life or your mistakes or all the dumb fucking shit you do or your inability to even see how fucked you actually are, not in a speshul, intersex faggot way, but in a every minute of your life you do literally the opposite of everything you should be doing to unfuck yourself.

Anyway, fuck you. Clean your fucking house, your clothes and yourself you slovenly fucking pig. You'll never be a woman, you'll also never be a functioning man. You'll never be a functioning anything because you're just too fucked in the head to be. Your brain is mush, you're a buttfuck ugly cragly, cracky looking bug eyed old man and you're going to die soon and we'll all celebrate.

There was an old lady in Ontario I believe that was making a few thousand a month begging on the street. She had a rather nice apartment .

 

[Retired Junta Member]

One of Tom’s greatest sins, beside the obvious, is how unfunny he is. He’s agonisingly and aggressively not funny. His attempts at being “sassy” and “ironic” are so poor and contrived that you almost wish he went back to political sperging.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

One of Tom’s greatest sins, beside the obvious, is how unfunny he is. He’s agonisingly and aggressively not funny. He’s attempts at being “sassy” and “ironic” are so poor and contrived that you almost wish he went back to political sperging.

And when he thinks he’s got a good putdown, he’ll use it over and over again like the boomer he is. “Cunt who wishes he had one.” “Sigmund Fraud.” “Delusions of social worth and legal standing.” I mean, I get that he hasn’t got much storage capacity upstairs these days, but it kind of undermines his pretence of being intelligent.

 

[Mellow Malevolent]

It's all an extension of his Dunning-Kruger effect. Tom thinks he's some fucking worldly Hunter S. Thomson level genius, when his actual pool of knowledge is clearly really shallow and full of bullshit conspiratorial nonsense pulled from his stupid hippie groups.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

And when he thinks he’s got a good putdown, he’ll use it over and over again like the boomer he is. “Cunt who wishes he had one.” “Sigmund Fraud.” “Delusions of social worth and legal standing.” I mean, I get that he hasn’t got much storage capacity upstairs these days, but it kind of undermines his pretence of being intelligent.

His wordplay comes very close to CWC-isms

 

[TheRetardKing]

That's racist.

 

[Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg]

@Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg how many teeth do you have in your head?

why do you ask?

It's called being polite you dolt. They still shot you down. Enjoy your three empty seats, hopefully it gives everyone around you enough of a gap to avoid the hobo smells and insane jabber about your nuts....

you're not the sharpest blade in the drawer, dweeb. I'm one of her closest friends. It's not a good night for her. There are three people who will be glad to come with me. the three people who were here friday night will all jump at when i invite them.

^^^ Welfare slave sneering at the working class that keeps him alive.

more like rebel princess sleazing uncle scam for operating capital , chuckles. plus, i had to take a bullet in the back to get it. you would be astounded at what I've done with this check over the past thirty five years.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

why do you ask?

we have a pool going, I have you down for 3. it's the highest number picked so far

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

why do you ask?

you're not the sharpest blade in the drawer, dweeb. I'm one of her closest friends. It's not a good night for her. There are three people who will be glad to come with me. the three people who were here friday night will all jump at when i invite them.

more like rebel princess sleazing uncle scam for operating capital , chuckles. plus, i had to take a bullet in the back to get it. you would be astounded at what I've done with this check over the past thirty five years.

Tom's gonna invite his ancient tweaker friends over again so they can tell him how young and pretty he is while scoping out what they can steal later.

 

[Space Cooter]

why do you ask?

you're not the sharpest blade in the drawer, dweeb. I'm one of her closest friends. It's not a good night for her. There are three people who will be glad to come with me. the three people who were here friday night will all jump at when i invite them.

more like rebel princess sleazing uncle scam for operating capital , chuckles. plus, i had to take a bullet in the back to get it. you would be astounded at what I've done with this check over the past thirty five years.

You are a truly pathetic person lol.

70 years old and you’re feigning pride at being so useless you get a pittance from a government you pretend to hate.

I will never not find it hilarious that a senior citizen acts like a 20 year hysteric troon, calling and harassing the fbi while simultaneously calling himself some kind of hippy activist

And to boot, he (poorly) polished rocks that no one buys and plays the saxophone like a child who is just learning.

Tom whatever else you are, you’re one of a kind my man.

 

[Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg]

So did you get that $16,000 inheritance you were gloating about?

yes and there will be $150-170, 000 more expected to settle in late January from my parents estate. the valuables had all been given as gifts to everybody but me. the most valuable items in the estate in the way of silver service, china and family heirlooms were all passed to my niece and her children. her son will get my father's ring when he's 13, according to family tradition. i'll be getting all the leftovers sent to me.

How do you think he paid for the bodyguard? $16k for a Delta Recon SMU blackbelt in Akido is a bargain.

200 bucks for four hours with a schmuck whose agency is a cover for the NIMH that's watching over this whole shit show is more of a bargain for the ages pages i think.

If he takes down Kiwi? Who is he going to sperg at, I doubt the Onion Farms would take him, even if we asked.

kengel begs me to join and i refuse. between my business and facebook reader base, i barely have any time to waste here or AMB and i'll have even less after the first of the year and i don't expect this site to exist except in a courtroom after about May 1. One of your cows found herself a lawyer to file a mass tort for them. with me as a plaintiff, this site is fucked.

Well Tom, you said you did those things, it's on video, so the two possible options here are that you either have had sexual contact with children and animals, or you just want to have sex with children or animals and in the past shared your sexual fantasies with people online, possibly because you're secretly the same fat little nerdy dude you always were and make up a bunch of childish playground-tier nonsense about being a tough guy (gal) hippie musician to try to look like you're cool.

Honestly, I could believe either one. I think you might be a little too cowardly and impotent to handle something so lofty as molesting kids and animals. If you didn't lord knows it's not because you care at all about others; I'm sure your mother you abandoned in her final hours could attest to that.


I think they look a little like a young Roger Waters if he died and they left his corpse to putrify in a vat of red dye for a couple weeks.
Google seems to think they look like a lady in a hijab though
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Google's troondar isn't very good.

the third option is that you're projecting your own paraphilic fantasies at me , fucktard.

I repeat, schizophrenia, and really schizoaffective disorder given the mood swings. He remembers the literally impossible (with obviously manufactured memories subbing in for the real thing), hears voice, and has repetitive and obsessive thought patterns, even down to the repeated descriptions of his mom and nanny

Or he's the Kwisatz Haderach and we're all really screwed.

Tom is clanging again.

Oh look! It's Sigmund Fraud and Carl Junk. Go deep gentlenars, tell us in detail how you have arrived at such keenly inaccurate nonsense? My shrink is pleased and my primary says that i don't have COPD or clubbed fingers. My labs even came back normal in my lipids this time. it's usually a little elevated and she's always trying to get me to take some pill for it that i won't.

Hmmmm...
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Is that a thoughtful, respectful hmmm, or a what deviant shit can i read into this sort of hmmm?

 

[drfuzzyballs]

yes and there will be $150-170, 000 more expected to settle in late January from my parents estate. the valuables had all been given as gifts to everybody but me. the most valuable items in the estate in the way of silver service, china and family heirlooms were all passed to my niece and her children. her son will get my father's ring when he's 13, according to family tradition. i'll be getting all the leftovers sent to me.

.

Got any proof of this? Again $16,000 really shouldn't be anything to brag about for a guy your age.

 

[Bibi’s extra sandwich]

Tom whatever else you are, you’re one of a kind my man.

He’s sadly not though. It’s just that most insane hobos don’t have internet access

 

[break these cuffs]

i'll be getting all the leftovers sent to me.

For anyone else I would assume this means all the unwanted items the rest of the family passed on. For you, I'm not so sure you aren't talking about actual leftovers from the fridge that will be rotten by the time they get to you.

 

[Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg]

For anyone else I would assume this means all the unwanted items the rest of the family passed on. For you, I'm not so sure you aren't talking about actual leftovers from the fridge that will be rotten by the time they get to you.

the former is correct. do you live with your head up your ass for the warmth, aroma, both or something else?

we have a pool going, I have you down for 3. it's the highest number picked so far

I had 8 when i had my accident in 1999 and none since.

Got any proof of this? Again $16,000 really shouldn't be anything to brag about for a guy your age.

why do i need to prove anything to you? You'll see by the profound changes in my life style that I got a substantial sum of money. I should be on my own property driving a new vehicle by March 1 and hopefully i'll be in the vehicle by midweek.

 

[break these cuffs]

the former is correct. do you live with your head up your ass for the warmth, aroma, both or something else?

You regularly eat from the trash and molested a dog. I genuinely have no idea how low your standards are.

 

[drfuzzyballs]

why do i need to prove anything to you? You'll see by the profound changes in my life style that I got a substantial sum of money. I should be on my own property driving a new vehicle by March 1 and hopefully i'll be in the vehicle by midweek.

You keep coming back here to dispute allegations that you're a child molesting, dog molesting, mushbrained vagrant, so you could at least disprove the "vagrant" part. When you called me a wageslave I posted a screenshot of my bank balance and offered more proof.

 

[Easy Peasy]

more like rebel princess

You're a man, shut the fuck up.

plus, i had to take a bullet in the back to get it.

You were shot because you were foraging in a dumpster like a retarded racoon.

Shut the fuck up.