Lolcow DipsyNoodles

[SneaselFox]

For those not in the know, this is a Chris-Chan-esque lolcow, who has multiple crushes on cartoon characters, including, but not limited to: Stewie from Family Guy, the Warden from SuperJail and recently Rick from Rick and Morty. Here's a select few tardrages from her deviantArt profile:

I HATE THE SHREK FRANCHISE! IT'S BECAUSE OF THE STUPID YAOI PAIRINGS LIKE SHREK X SHADOW AND THE SHREK IS LOVE SHREK IS LIFE FANFICS, IT DRIVES ME MAD!!!! I'LL NEVER EVER WATCH THE SHREK FILM SEIRES EVER AGAIN! EVER!!!!
Rick and Morty, Happy Tree Friends, Dilbert, Superjail, Invader zim, Wander Over Yander, American dad (don't kill me), Clannad, Clannad after story (same thing), Shugo Chara!, Sailor Moon, Aladin, Drawn together (don't comment about that because I like it), Steven Universe, Uncle Grandpa (it's okay BTW), Epic (never seen it but it looks good), Robot and Monster, Sanjay and Craig (same as Uncle grandpa), Hell girl/jigoku shoujo, Puella magi Madoka magica, Atlantis (same as epic), xxxHolic, Fullmetal alchemist, Higurashi No Naku Koro Ni and Elfen Lied are way better than Shrek! That is my theory of why I hate Shrek.
Note: Do not comment if you don't agree with me.

if you like shrek I respect your opinion as long as you don't hate rick and Morty or support rick x Alex and hate shrek x Alex.

Stewie is actually gonna be pregnant in the new season of family guy. He'll be pregnant in the episode called stewie is enceinte. I'm so excited for it! It'll become my new favorite family guy episode since stewie is my favorite family guy character and I love mpreg and even though I used to have a crush on stewie. Here's proof that it's gonna happen familyguy.wikia.com/wiki/Stewi…
i have no idea when it's airing but I'm guessing Seth might've read this from my fgstewielover account. fgstewielover.deviantart.com/j…
brian is going to be the father of baby so Alex isn't gonna appear in the episode. Oh wait. Alex has a better and new design and she's in love with rick.

 

[ASoulMan]

That wasn't a theory, that was just a list of everything he thinks is better than the Mighty Ogrelord himself.

 

[autism420]

Are you sure that this isn't a little kid? Sure seems like it....

 

[Trombonista]

Didn't this person have a thread that eventually got locked?

 

[Saney]

Didn't this person have a thread that eventually got locked?

I think so, but I'll check. If it's the same person, this is probably going to be locked.

 

[Colress]

I think so, but I'll check. If it's the same person, this is probably going to be locked.

why would it have been locked the first time..?

 

[Saney]

why would it have been locked the first time..?

Because she was 13.

 

[autism420]

Because she was 13.

Yeah, if that's true, not a lolcow (yet).

 

[Colress]

Because she was 13.

what's the internet age of lolcowism?

 

[Saney]

I checked her DA page. Even if she's not the same person as FGSStewieLover, she is 13. We don't consider children lolcows. In the future, if you're going to make a page for a lolcow, make sure that they're older than that.

what's the internet age of lolcowism?

16 probably.