Discord announces 'Discord Moderator Academy Exam'

[Maurice Caine]

You gotta see it to believe it, as they say. So here it is.

From what I surmise if you pass the test you're gonna be let on some sort of janny paradise of sorts, some discord server where they all convene or something like that? I'm not so sure... But hey, if any of you posters are eligible you should give it a shot, tell us what's happening down there. Would be interesting, you know.

 

[NerdShamer]

One of the multiple choice questions lists "mods will be held accountable for their actions" when talking about the potential downsides of transparency.


This deserves some documentation.

 

[Coolio55]

They just show all potential mods Cuties and use erection measuring devices to figure out if they're eligible.

 

[NerdShamer]

Just got done clicking through it. It's mostly tech related stuff and the occasional question on conflict resolution.

 

[Nguyen Van Phuoc]

Let's go a free course on how to be a pedophile

 

[A Welsh Cake]

Um yes can we not post memes in general please we have a channel for that.
Anyway as I was saying, the age of consent should differ based on gender and here’s the numbers

 

[(((Obar Lazcano Kamz)))]

Um yes can we not post memes in general please we have a channel for that.
Anyway as I was saying, the age of consent should differ based on gender and here’s the numbers

“users between the ages of 13–18 can join the Teenage Moderator Discord (TMD)”. hmmmm

 

[CockPockets]

The jannies are congregating into the JANNOID, global destroyer of fun

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

One of the multiple choice questions lists "mods will be held accountable for their actions" when talking about the potential downsides of transparency.


This deserves some documentation.

lmao @ you not knowing how multiple choice tests work

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

 

[Captain Sensible]

Does my sex offender status make me eligible to receive this qualification automatically?

 

[Knight of the Rope]

What the fuck? 10 replies in and nobody's made a @Kraut joke yet? Disappointing.

 

[Lone MacReady]

Just when you thought Discord couldn't get any gayer.

 

[Neko GF]

An exam you don't want to pass:

 

[Chaos Theorist]

Does my sex offender status make me eligible to receive this qualification automatically?

You get put on the fastrack friendo

 

[Pustus]

Wowee! I can take classes on how to groom children? Where do I sign up!?!?!??!?!?!?

 

[mario if smoke weed]

An exam you don't want to pass:
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[Billy Beer]

The only exam where failing is the way to win.

 

[Haim Arlosoroff]

Josh can only dream, by comparison, of 'empowering his moderators to lead more effectively'. Truly a great future we are heading towards, imagine being against this and increasingly fixated on the acts of terrorism in Ireland and the middle east as the subjectivity of the terrorist's motivations come into alignment horrifyingly with your own. I'm glad I'm pro-discord instead. Thanks ADL! Very cool. Wow, and the ages of 13–18 can now join a Teenage Moderator Discord (TMD) where they can be pumped full of Trans Multiplying Dissonance? What an opportunity, why am I on Kiwifarms? I'm missing out.

Oh, and they directly screen (I mean assess for course) for people who will fall for the 'full transparency' counterargument which is the center piece of political censorship where the rules are applied conservatively for liberals and liberally for conservatives? Trust and Safety fellow whites, trust and safety! Are you trusting and safe, I'm trusting and increasingly needing of an adult. Good thing I can get my puberty blockers from up to 80% of discord's senior staff who will slip into my DMs the moment I say I'm underage. The very people needing of the puberty blockers in the first place, masculinity is surely going to die out now.

I sure hope the new amount of acceptable pedophiles is allowed and encouraged, anything else would be antisemitic or homophobic!

 

[Lysenko]

Imagine using discord in 2021.