She’d swap the OG Sonichu Medallion, as well as the second one that fell to the manipulation of BlueSpike, with duplicates, so then the OG one would stay on as the fully-upgraded medallion that would be worn today.
Dear lord, Chris really isn’t the sharpest knife in the drawer, is he?
Switching out medallions with duplicates?!
All these years later, and he still doesn’t realize HE COULD JUST HAVE HUNG UP!! Or just pretend he was shoving it up his ass, how the hell would Bluespyke have known he’s faking it on a voice call?!?
Does anyone still dare to claim that Chris isn’t retarded?!
Also: Remember what I wrote in an unrelated post about Chris being really bad with abstract questions?
Here’s a good example of that:
That’s a doozy of a question. She has considered that before. She can’t just remove anything having to do with the Haters and Trolls in the past, because that was a major part of her further self-development, even though she wanted to; she can’t, because that wold royally screw up this Dimension/Timeline set as it is.
Chris autism means that he’s so piss poor at abstract thoughts or questions, that he can’t even imagine his life without the trolls.
Don’t let the “personal development” stuff fool you. This is an example of Chris’s brain trying to do something it just wasn’t designed to do.
Ask anyone in this thread a totally abstract question like: “What would your life had been like if you lived in Ancient Rome?” And they could come up with a pretty good, or at least entertaining, answer.
Chris? His autist brain could work on that question till it would start smoking from the exertion, and probably start shooting sparks. And he’d still draw up a blank.
Giving advice at the wrong time. It would be better to give that advice when he's eight.
I’d actually love to see this happen:
Classic Chris is standing outside his house, getting ready to record his message to the future.
He’s going over his speech on his notecard one last time, when suddenly: A BRIGHT FLASH OF LIGHT!
A balding, overweight man appears next to him: His long, matted hair hanging like strings around his head. Straw-like legs dressed in brightly colored tights.
Before the stunned Chris can say anything, the apparition speaks in a nasally, high pitched voice:
“Young Christian, you will be most expansive in your mentality and open-mind!”
POOF! And disappears again.
Hmm... Yeah... I’m sure that would make a tremendous difference!
EDIT: Chris still thinks the gal pals were hired help?! Nobody ever told him, that this was a troll fabrication?!
I mean, don’t get me wrong: I’m sure the gal pals were mostly there out of pity. But hasn’t it been established that “their” later emails to him were fake?
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