Disgraced Kiwi Farms user arrested with weapons at Phoenix Comicon - Goddamn Pablo

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Court paperwork said that in the interview with police and in prior Facebook messages, Sterling said he was at Phoenix Comicon to finish a "job." He said he had stabbed a person -- scheduled to perform for four days at the event -- 15 years ago. He set a calendar reminder in his phone to remind him to kill the person at Comicon on May 25, court records said.

Obvious false flag to distract us from the murder of Seth Rich. Disregard this incident.
 
What is it with kiwis and trying to do this shit? This is like the second person in a few years to try this shit, and both failed at this shit.
Clearly y'all ain't cut out for this shit. You should stop trying to do this shit, and go do some other shit.
Might I recommend the guitar instead? Fun to learn, easy to practice, cops won't shoot you for playing it, and it can get you laid.
Let's do guitar next time instead. Your power fantasies aren't gonna work out.
 
What is it with kiwis and trying to do this shit? This is like the second person in a few years to try this shit, and both failed at this shit.
Clearly y'all ain't cut out for this shit. You should stop trying to do this shit, and go do some other shit.
Might I recommend the guitar instead? Fun to learn, easy to practice, cops won't shoot you for playing it, and it can get you laid.
Let's do guitar next time instead. Your power fantasies aren't gonna work out.
lol calm down, its not a kiwi
 
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Whose getting raped now? Pwnt. :story::story:
 
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LMAO GODDAMN YOU ALL ARE SO GULLIBLE I SERIOUSLY THOUGHT THIS THREAD WOULD HAVE BEEN LOCKED/SPERGATORIED WITHIN TWENTY MINUTES LMAAAAOOOOO. I didn't expect to go to bed and see this a featured thread when I woke up. My sides.
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Outside of knowing that he was a sperge who liked to shit up threads and cause trouble, I never looked that deeply into Conrix and assumed he was a harmless sped kid, so I was convinced Flowers was just joking with the opening post.

To find out that he was stupid enough to do this, down to turning up with more than one weapon, for added edgelord credibility is utterly insane. This is one of the most interesting stories on a cow in a long time.

Edit- Look what I just wrote @Flowers For Sonichu look what I just fucking wrote... I hate you so much. I trusted you
 
Outside of knowing that he was a sperge who liked to shit up threads and cause trouble, I never looked that deeply into Conrix and assumed he was a harmless sped kid, so I was convinced Flowers was just joking with the opening post.

To find out that he was stupid enough to do this, down to turning up with more than one weapon, for added edgelord credibility is utterly insane. This is one of the most interesting stories on a cow in a long time.

Edit- Look what I just wrote @Flowers For Sonichu look what I just fucking wrote... I hate you so much. I trusted you
*takes a deep breath*

JULAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
 
"Phoenix Comicon organizers on Thursday evening outlawed all props, including foam and cardboard props as well as shields, sabers and wands, starting on Friday." - http://www.azcentral.com/story/news...armed-man-arrested-phoenix-comicon/347315001/ (emphasis mine)

They think wands work?

But really, it's amazing how one person can ruin something for everyone.
Those con goers should be glad they're not banning cosplays as a whole because of him.

Hell, they should be glad the con is still going on. Still one man ruining everything for everyone else sucks.
 
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I knew this was going to happen. @Conrix has been getting more and more erratic off-site on discord and twitter. He disappeared a few days ago and I figured it was because he smartened up. I can't believe he actually followed through with that extreme ass shit he was talking last week. For one I couldn't believe he could get his hands on the hands on, he doesn't have the money beyond his allowance, maybe he took some from his dad? Who knows. He's in it deep now. @Calooby you should have stopped it.
tried to an hero himself?
 
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From: http://www.12news.com/news/local/va...et-bloody-according-to-court-papers/443227223

"Police said 31-year-old Mathew Sterling made threats to harm a performer at the event. Police also believe he intended to attack officers as well... Hawthorne police said a witness reported reading Facebook messages from Sterling who was posting pictures of Phoenix officers and threatening to shoot them.

Sterling resisted when approached by police at Phoenix Comicon and even ripped off an officer's police patch on his uniform, according to court paperwork. He was eventually overpowered and taken into custody...

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...He later told police in an interview that he believed the signs and law prohibiting weapons at the venue did not apply to him...

Court documents show Sterling admitted to carrying the weapons into the venue and told police he was the Punisher -- a popular Marvel comic book character. Sterling said if he deemed the officers to be what he called "Aphrodite officers" or "bad" officers, he would shoot them. He said these types of officers can hide behind kind faces and police badges...

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Court paperwork said that in the interview with police and in prior Facebook messages, Sterling said he was at Phoenix Comicon to finish a "job." He said he had stabbed a person -- scheduled to perform for four days at the event -- 15 years ago. He set a calendar reminder in his phone to remind him to kill the person at Comicon on May 25, court records said..."

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wow so this guy is legit nuts huh?
His name is Mathew Sterling?
I thought it was Pablo?
The person that people showed in Kiwi chat looked different; thinner, shorter hair and with a beard.
 
Now he won't be able to get a job or a place to rent so easy now with a felony.

As a general rule of thumb, attempt crimes get about half the time as completed crimes. He's charged with attempted first degree murder. A conviction for that in Arizona would generally get you death or life without parole.

This giant grab bag of crimes could easily put this guy behind bars for 20 years or more.
 
All the fucking people police shoot for resisting arrest and he's not one of them.

Seriously. Not-contrix has a shotgun and multiple handguns, resists arrest and ends up no worse for wear? I wanna read the police report on that. Maybe he had the guns in a bag or something.

Otherwise the only thing I can think of is the police knew that their puny bullets could not penetrate his blubber and :autism:
 
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