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[Jonah Hill poster]

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To be fair, I managed to download this from rule34 because I was looking up what Mulan fan art looked like, and this was one of the first things that showed up on the first page.

Everything else was just filled with futunari art and possible vore art that had nothing to do much with Fa Mulan’s character.

I can only imagine what Pocohantas fan art looks like over there.

 

[Lil Miku]

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Shockingly enough, this is the only time “A.I. generated Disney princesses” looks pleasing to look at.

Who's the one with the blonde hair in the red bikini?

 

[PuffyGroundCloud]

Who's the one with the blonde hair in the red bikini?

The lifeguard from Lilo and Stitch

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

To be fair, I managed to download this from rule34 because I was looking up what Mulan fan art looked like, and this was one of the first things that showed up on the first page.

Everything else was just filled with futunari art and possible vore art that had nothing to do much with Fa Mulan’s character.

I can only imagine what Pocohantas fan art looks like over there.

why you doing that bro, do you hate yourself?

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

why you doing that bro, do you hate yourself?

In Clown World regarding celebrated Disney characters, I accidentally may have let my childhood imaginations get confused with others letting their coomer-like fantasies get the best of them, since no one actually watches old Disney movies without leaving their sexual urges at home.

TL;Dr — It’s a mix of boredom and just wondering where have we gone wrong with current day Disney in real time.

 

[Gorgar]

Did no one bother talk about the next Pirates of the Caribbean movie yet?
They unironically made a good choice of excluding Johnny Depp.

 

[Betonhaus]

Did no one bother talk about the next Pirates of the Caribbean movie yet?
They unironically made a good choice of excluding Johnny Depp.

The last one sucked ass, the next one apparently has an ESG complaint girlboss. There's nothing to talk about that wouldn't just be a rehash of discussions of other recent movies

 

[starborn427614]

The last one sucked ass, the next one apparently has an ESG complaint girlboss. There's nothing to talk about that wouldn't just be a rehash of discussions of other recent movies

The original trilogy works perfectly as is anyway, no need for further sequels.

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

The Curse of the Black Pearl works perfectly as is anyway, no need for further sequels.

FTFY

 

[starborn427614]

FTFY

Dead Man's Chest was enjoyable, especially if you're a fan of The Secret of Monkey Island.

 

[Fag Alert Major Fag Alert]

Dead Man's Chest was enjoyable, especially if you're a fan of The Secret of Monkey Island.

Yeah I remember Curse of the black pearl was originally gonna be a live-action Monkey Island film.

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

Yeah I remember Curse of the black pearl was originally gonna be a live-action Monkey Island film.

that.....actually explains quite a bit

 

[Fag Alert Major Fag Alert]

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that.....actually explains quite a bit

Yeah but then again had that deal gone through we would have remembered Pirates of the Caribbean as an amusement park ride and that’s it. I love the Monkey Island games but I can not picture Johnny Dept as Guybrush Threepwood. There are very two different characters.

 

[Chilson]

Dead Man's Chest was enjoyable, especially if you're a fan of The Secret of Monkey Island.

I think at worlds end gets a bad rap. Sure its not as good as the other two and is way too fucking long, but the payoffs for all the schemes and character arcs are pretty damn good and that final battle is a joy to behold.

 

[Battlefield2142EU]

Are poos ditching Zack Synder for MCU and Disney Star Wars? Been noticing Indians shilling for marvels on twitter.

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

we would have remembered Pirates of the Caribbean as an amusement park ride and that’s it.

part of me wants to pine for the idea that they wouldn't have shitted up the ride by randomly throwing characters around from it like the HEY LOOK IT'S JOHNNY DEPP ROBOT scenes, but they still would be the nerf pirates that started creeping in by the 90s when they toned down the rape attempts
on the other hand, a revamp of Pirates from the crap modern "Sorta Mean And Loud Guys Of The Caribbean" to just chucking all of it for Monkey Island from a 00s imagineering team might have been dank af

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

.....that is not Pleakley. That is just a regular-ass dude.

It’s since been claimed by The Disinsider’s Skyler Shuler that Pleakley will appear as an alien in the film. However, the character will apparently possess technology that makes him appear human while on Earth (and will save Disney a few dollars on CGI in the process).

fuck. you. you. gormless. cows.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

What the fuck, that's absolutely retarded. Stitch is going to look horrendous in CGI, they probably realized that would also be true with the others and came up with this dumbass solution.

It just keeps getting worse.

 

[Fag Alert Major Fag Alert]

What the fuck, that's absolutely retarded. Stitch is going to look horrendous in CGI, they probably realized that would also be true with the others and came up with this dumbass solution.

It just keeps getting worse.

Disney is just going to get more hate because of this mess

 

[Betonhaus]

What the fuck, that's absolutely retarded. Stitch is going to look horrendous in CGI, they probably realized that would also be true with the others and came up with this dumbass solution.

It just keeps getting worse.

They're probably going to replace Stich with a blue haired girlboss that has an antenna hairband. If they're replacing all of the other aliens...