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Which is Better

  • Chicken Little

    Votes: 433 27.5%
  • Hunchback 2

    Votes: 57 3.6%
  • A slow death

    Votes: 1,086 68.9%

  • Total voters
    1,576
Rachel Zegler could be a charming genius with all the correct opinions and it wouldn’t move the needle on this disaster. No one’s seen her full performance and what we have seen of it from the trailer is the least of the film’s issues. No one is going to see or not see this because of her.
It's true that her performance in the movie is unseen but her performance during promotional events isn't and that has definitely turned people away. She has done absolutely no favors there neither to the movie or herself. Her comments about the prince being a stalker, Snow white not dreaming about true love and especially the original being "wierd, wierd, wierd" has gone viral. She could a phenomenal talent in role but she sucks ass in PR part of the job and that matters a ton when trying get butts in the theater.
 
It's true that her performance in the movie is unseen but her performance during promotional events isn't and that has definitely turned people away. She has done absolutely no favors there neither to the movie or herself. Her comments about the prince being a stalker, Snow white not dreaming about true love and especially the original being "wierd, wierd, wierd" has gone viral. She could a phenomenal talent in role but she sucks ass in PR part of the job and that matters a ton when trying get butts in the theater.
I think that's where we disagree. It's a big, weird world, I could believe there's a handful of unhinged Rachel Zegler ultrafans out there who will see this movie because of her, but by and large if you're in the market to see a Disney live-action remake, you'll be seeing it regardless of the cast.
 
I think that's where we disagree. It's a big, weird world, I could believe there's a handful of unhinged Rachel Zegler ultrafans out there who will see this movie because of her, but by and large if you're in the market to see a Disney live-action remake, you'll be seeing it regardless of the cast.
I think a big problem with this one is also that snow white definitely isn't one of the most popular disney movies to begin with.
The og movie is a classic and a great show of animation, but its old timey, not broadway-esque, not quippy and with a fairly simple plot.
When looking at Disney adult women, most of them are way more into stuff like beauty and the beast, little mermaid, and even the movies that came out when they were older like frozen.

Promo has also been eh in general, I learned it came out from this sub while even the little hammerhead shark I saw proper ads for and some irl hype around it.
Now ive heard no one, not even friends, acquaintances or relatives who are way more into this stuff usually than I am talk about it. Even on reddit most ive heard was israeli gadot glazing/palestine boycotts.

Looking at the local premiere in 2 days, theres like 1 row where there are 10 seats right next to eachother booked, presumably for a kids bday party, and not a single other seat in the whole room.

At least live remake Cinderelles dress was gorgeous and it was more of a period piece kind of style, at least remake sleeping beauty had an interesting hook by making it about angelina jolie maleficent instead, what does this have aside from shoehorned girlbossing thats already been done better by the live action snow white movies from a decade ago anyways?
 
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oh, NOW you want to pay tribute to the original, huh? Completely of your own free will?
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you're just doing this to save face, beaner whore
 
Snow White was someone girls and women wanted to project themselves into because she was beautiful. What is with this ugly mystery meat kike? Does Disney really think anyone wants to imagine themselves as her?
 
His opinions on Luke, a 70s-80s protagonist, not getting a smoking hot wife, is what made me stop taking him seriously, what a fag.
I'd hope that he had better things to do than find out the fictional character he played decades ago scored a hot chick and became eventually basically became Force Goku in some books
but I know he didn't have much else
 
I'd hope that he had better things to do than find out the fictional character he played decades ago scored a hot chick and became eventually basically became Force Goku in some books
but I know he didn't have much else
I don't care anymore, Luke fucking deserved it, he really did, he deserved the hot chick and he deserved the Dragon Ball powers.
 
Even Dark Empire gave us Kam Solusar, I can't even name one single truly kino thing from the Shitquels or the rest of the Disney canon.
tbh I caught Dark Empire when it was new and wasn't really as online yet, so I didn't find out The Internet had problems with Dark Empire until around the sequel trilogy came out. It was a dead issue until then so I missed the hub-bub.
I never really had an issue with Dark Empire.
 
hot take, Snow White would have been a better film if you switched the leads, Gal as some smiling naive protagonist who is beautiful and an evil mutt queen acting all annoying and ethnic. if you look at her early beauty pageant days she has one where she has realtively short hair as well, so you know she can pull it off without looking like Lord Farquad
Luke’s wacky EU adventures kinda sucked too.

And it still sucked shit. 5 at least occasionally had some of that old school POTC humour and charm, 4 was a miserable slog all the way through.
its crazy how bad they fucked up 4 considering its based on the plot of Monkey island, knowing that wouldn't it have been better to literally steal stuff from Monkey island for the film, also it would have been smarter to make it a prequel too. have it end with Captain Jack on a ship that starts sinking. hell maybe have him narrate the whole film like its a spin off of Fear and Loathing and end it with him telling the story to an audience who doesn't believe a single thing he said and he has to jump into this boat, and he's like "job well done" when he accidently shoots a hole at the bottom of the boat while trying to open a bottle of rum. thats when it starts to sink.
 
A clip from Win or Lose before Kai "transitioned". They get longer hair and more pronounced eyelashes after they join the team.

Granted, the whole trans storyline was cut out. Now from what I hear the storyline is her trying to make her dad proud as he is unintentionally living vicariously through her playing baseball. He wants her to achieve the dream he never had and wants her to do her best, and that puts a lot of pressure on her.

While I'm still not interested in watching this show, I feel that more kids who would watch will relate to this rather than the previous storyline.
 
While I'm still not interested in watching this show, I feel that more kids who would watch will relate to this rather than the previous storyline.
This actually pretty big problem in the show. Large chunks of it are clearly written for adults and are quite unrelatable to kids.

Like the second episode is about a teacher struggling with his love life. Some time earlier he broke up with his long term girlfriend because he had commitment issues. The episode follows him trying a dating app, letting himself to be more vulnerable and a better boyfriend. His quest for love fails and now he's sad. Very fun for kids who will totally relate to him and his problems.
 
You know who would've made a pretty good Snow White casting? That chick from the Shazam movie, one who played Mary Marvel.

Come to think of it, Rachel Zegler was in Shazam too, so maybe the casting agent fucked up and called the wrong name by accident.
 
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