Disney General - The saddest fandom on Earth

[Mr. Racewar1488]

That's one of my favorites too! My library had it on VHS... and I found the novelization in a used bookstore as a kid.

It was on a streaming service at some point because there are webrips of it available on a couple of torrent sites.

 

[cactus]

and a That Darn Cat from that same time period.

I remember this had Christina Ricci in it, I liked her a lot back then.

The 90s Freaky Friday remake was also good. And I swear they made a Shaggy Dog remake with Tim Allen.

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

And I swear they made a Shaggy Dog remake with Tim Allen.

that sounds very plausible

one of my favorite criticisms about how intellectually bankrupt Hollywood is comes from Bruce Campbell, wherein the Chin observed "there's so many Herbie the Love Bug movies that even _IM_ in one of them!"

 

[Fatsuit Shinji]

The 90s Freaky Friday remake was also good. And I swear they made a Shaggy Dog remake with Tim Allen.

Haven't watched it and if I had to suffer seeing this poster and you all are too.
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[Grand Duke Snowfall]

Apparently Captain Gantu is not going to be in Lilo and Stitch. I’d ask what the point of removing the main antagonist is, then realized they’re probably planning to shove Jumba and Pleakley into that role. Damn it all.

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

Apparently Captain Gantu is not going to be in Lilo and Stitch.

you're fucking with me. there is no possible way -

https://archive.ph/Jbh4M

How is the climax going to happen now?! What in the fuck are they DOING?!

Edit: the more I think about it, the more it, unfortunately, makes sense. They probably couldn't get Gantu to look any good at all in CGI

 

[The Nothingness]

Apparently Captain Gantu is not going to be in Lilo and Stitch. I’d ask what the point of removing the main antagonist is, then realized they’re probably planning to shove Jumba and Pleakley into that role. Damn it all.

And Cobra Bubbles was reworked to be the main antagonist aside from Jumba and Pleakley while his job as a social worker was given to a Hawaiian woman because of course!

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

And Cobra Bubbles was reworked to be the main antagonist aside from Jumba and Pleakley while his job as a social worker was given to a Hawaiian woman because of course!

>making the glow-in-the-dark nigger the antagonist
What did Disney mean by this?

 

[Kari Kamiya]

Apparently Captain Gantu is not going to be in Lilo and Stitch. I’d ask what the point of removing the main antagonist is, then realized they’re probably planning to shove Jumba and Pleakley into that role. Damn it all.

They're just giving more and more reasons to avoid the remake at this point. Who could possibly be the "Stupid Head" to Stitch's "Abomination"?

 

[Crescent Fresh]

you're fucking with me. there is no possible way -
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How is the climax going to happen now?! What in the fuck are they DOING?!

Edit: the more I think about it, the more it, unfortunately, makes sense. They probably couldn't get Gantu to look any good at all in CGI

If one guy on Twitter who claimed this a while ago after supposedly seeing a screening of it in December is to be believed, it’s way worse.


I have no idea how to archive Xeets anymore yet here’s the links: (1) (2) and a link to where he was talking about this back in February (3).

 

[Kari Kamiya]

If one guy on Twitter who claimed this a while ago after supposedly seeing a screening of it in December is to be believed, it’s way worse.

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I have no idea how to archive Xeets anymore yet here’s the links: (1) (2) and a link to where he was talking about this back in February (3).

So they just completely throw out Jumba's character development to make him be the bad guy the council was trying him as to begin with. Holy shit, are they that pissed that the original L&S didn't have a true bad guy to punish?

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

If one guy on Twitter who claimed this a while ago after supposedly seeing a screening of it in December is to be believed, it’s way worse.

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I have no idea how to archive Xeets anymore yet here’s the links: (1) (2) and a link to where he was talking about this back in February (3).

So they just completely throw out Jumba's character development to make him be the bad guy the council was trying him as to begin with.

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>Lilo gets adopted while Nani goes to college

Congratu-fucking-lations Disney. You have managed to pervert the source material and its message so thoroughly you put the fucking ANIME to shame. That - that is legitimately an achievement. I am actually so MATI right now.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

You have managed to pervert the source material and its message so thoroughly you put the fucking ANIME to shame.

And mind you, the woman who wrote that anime also helped to write Digimon Adventure Tri, which fucked itself in the ass as well. Holy fuck.

Who the fuck wrote this movie's script?

Who the fuck are they? They're literal nobodies, how did they even get here?

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

Who the fuck are they? They're literal nobodies, how did they even get here?

I wonder if studios will start crediting AI with fake names. When AI gets advanced it enough will it be so embarrassed by the shit they make it output that it will demand to be credited as Alan Smithee?

 

[Thiletonomics]

I wonder if studios will start crediting AI with fake names. When AI gets advanced it enough will it be so embarrassed by the shit they make it output that it will demand to be credited as Alan Smithee?

They'll probably credit those shitty AI works to actual good directors, to defame them.

 

[The Nothingness]

They'll probably credit those shitty AI works to actual good directors, to defame them.

So it will be Alan Smithee but in reverse.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

you're fucking with me. there is no possible way -
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https://archive.ph/Jbh4M

Nostalgia Critic - FFFFFFFFF... I don't care for that ..mp4
How is the climax going to happen now?! What in the fuck are they DOING?!

Edit: the more I think about it, the more it, unfortunately, makes sense. They probably couldn't get Gantu to look any good at all in CGI

Gantu being a Whale is the perfect role for them to race and gender swap him to a Fat Sheboon.

Starring Lizzo as Gantu

 

[Arbiter]

I've been trying to avoid the remake as much as possible because it's too painful. I'm trying to pretend it doesn't exist.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

That was from a series of remakes done for ABC in the mid 1990s (and reran occasionally on Disney Channel up to the early 2000s). Also remember a Shaggy Dog with Scott Weinger in Tommy Kirk’s role and a That Darn Cat from that same time period. This was right before the theatrical remakes like Lindsay Lohan’s Parent Trap and Robin Williams’s Absent Minded Professor Flubber.

Edit: the That Darn Cat remake was also a late 90s theatrical remake; the other ABC remakes were Escape to Witch Mountain and Freaky Friday

As for me, yet another mid to late stage millennial whose early memories and bonding moments often involved being read Disney picture books, sleeping with a stuffed Minnie, watching older movies on tape, etc. Also watched a ton of Disney Afternoon reruns, switching between One Saturday Morning and the other big blocks, seeing the new movies in theaters during the summer, etc. My parents weren’t exactly Disney Adults. Mostly trusted it from enjoying it as kids themselves.
Probably also from how prevalent Disney was, period. It was only after Eisner left that its stronghold and relevance really started loosening.

One Saturday Morning was fun. The Hercules cartoon had so many little in-jokes and references plus Robert fucking Stack as the narrator. We do not talk about the Doug Disney era though because it never existed. He was only on Nickelodeon.

Oh that's right I remember the Witch Mountain remake with Erik Von Detten and Elizabeth Moss, and the Freaky Friday remake with Shelley Long. Also there were 3 or 4 more Parent Trap films that Hayley Mills did. (By the way I recommend The Trouble With Angels, one of her later films.)

Then of course we got the DCOM era with Ryan Merriman, Erik Von Detten and Kimberly J Brown.
Brink
Halloweentown
The Luck of the Irish
Up Up and Away
Motocrossed
Smart House
The Thirteenth Year
Phantom of the Megaplex
Stepsister From Planet Weird
Wish Upon a Star

And then there was the Wonderful World of Disney.

 

[The Paleblood Vessel]

Imagine removing the main antagonist of a movie when remaking it, how hard have you lost the fucking plot. Worst part is that unlike Snow Whyte, this shit will probably get the Disney adults to the theaters.