Disney General - The saddest fandom on Earth

  • Thread starter Thread starter KO 864
  • Start date Start date
  • Want to keep track of this thread?
    Accounts can bookmark posts, watch threads for updates, and jump back to where you stopped reading.
    Create account

Which is Better

  • Chicken Little

    Votes: 433 27.4%

  • Hunchback 2

    Votes: 57 3.6%

  • A slow death

    Votes: 1,088 68.9%
  • Total voters
    1,578
So Rise of the Resistance opened up yesterday in Anaheim. Reservations sold out at 8am.

My two cents about theme park rides, much like new consoles is that you wait a few months to a year before you take it for a spin so that you avoid the inevitable mess and hiccups.
 
Kurosaki Ichigo said:
My two cents about theme park rides, much like new consoles is that you wait a few months to a year before you take it for a spin so that you avoid the inevitable mess and hiccups.
Click to expand...

Mine Train at Magic Kingdom was fine since they just soft opened it without announcing it.

Don't play with those gems unless you want to acquire the norovirus though.
 
Kurosaki Ichigo said:
So Rise of the Resistance opened up yesterday in Anaheim. Reservations sold out at 8am.

My two cents about theme park rides, much like new consoles is that you wait a few months to a year before you take it for a spin so that you avoid the inevitable mess and hiccups.
Click to expand...

it will probably have shut down by then tho...
 
Fuck you, Iger and your joke of a corporation called Disney.

Bambi: Disney Developing 'Live Action' Remake in Style of The Lion King
Time to relive one of Disney's most traumatic animated classics.



Jesse Schedeen
By Jesse Schedeen
Updated: 24 Jan 2020 7:13 pm
Posted: 24 Jan 2020 4:24 pm

Yet another classic animated Disney movie is getting a modernized, photorealistic remake, as the studio sets its sights on Bambi.

According to The Hollywood Reporter, the 1942 animated film is being revisited. THR's sources indicate the Bambi remake will be similar to 2019's The Lion King in that it will use CG animation to create a photorealistic style, even if it's not technically a "live-action" movie. Disney's hired Geneva Robertson-Dworet (Captain Marvel) and Lindsey Beer (Chaos Walking) to pen the screenplay. Production company Depth of Field (The Farewell) is also attached to the project. No director or cast have been revealed yet.



We'll be interested to see how a photorealistic Bambi movie handles *that* infamous death scene. We're guessing it won't be anything like Saturday Night Live's hilarious live-action Bambi spoof, which features Dwayne Johnson as a musclebound Bambi and Taran Killam impersonating Vin Diesel as Thumper.

Grim subject matter notwithstanding, it's not hard to understand why Disney would be interested in adding Bambi to its ever-growing list of live-action remakes. Disney became the first studio to surpass $10 billion at the box office in 2019, thanks in no small part to the success of remakes like The Lion King ($1.656B) and Aladdin ($1.051B).

Next up on the live-action remake front is Mulan, which stars Yifei Liu as the titular heroine and is scheduled to hit theaters on March 27, 2020. It's one of many big movies we're looking forward to watch in 2020.

Disney is also developing a remake of The Little Mermaid, with Halle Bailey starring as Ariel and reports indicating Javier Bardem is in talks to play King Triton and Melissa McCarthy is in talks to play Ursula. You can check out all the latest Disney remakes in the slideshow below:
Every Upcoming Disney Live-Action Remake
disney-thumbnail-red-1562784464837.jpg


cruella-hr-first-look-mpc-v001-1572559598913.jpg

15 IMAGES
little-mermaid-1490905851807.jpg

mulan-1538592024465.jpg

ladytramp-review-blogroll2-1572559238728.jpg

jungle-book-2-1490905851805.jpg

Will you watch a photorealistic Bambi movie? Let us know in the comments below.
Click to expand...
Source/archive
 
Brit Crust said:
Fuck you, Iger and your joke of a corporation called Disney.


Source/archive
Click to expand...

FUCK you. FUCK you with a million goddamn pitchforks. No one wants this shit, you lazy two-bit hack.

Ahem.

I was literally speculating this was coming as early as a week ago. Now poor Bambi and Thumper get to join the unholy uncanny valley of the Lion King's awful visuals. Five bucks they make Flower "gay".
 
Alto said:
I was literally speculating this was coming as early as a week ago. Now poor Bambi and Thumper get to join the unholy uncanny valley of the Lion King's awful visuals. Five bucks they make Flower "gay".
Click to expand...
According to furries and zoophiles, Bambi, Thumper, and Flower are already gay. Question is whether even they will nope TFO on this or watch it.
 
Brit Crust said:
Fuck you, Iger and your joke of a corporation called Disney.


Source/archive
Click to expand...
Let me guess, it's going to be another all-photoreal CG film masquerading as "Live Action" isn't it?

Either way, did anyone really give a shit about Bambi beyond the death of his mom? If anything, I want to see Disney try to remake this instead:
 
I heard one quote regarding art and how art that tries to look "realer to life" end up removing the emotional elements of the art. All I'm saying is that at least Disney tried to do more than just try cater to a commercial audience (Fantasia comes to mind).
 
verissimus said:
To quote Pesci from Casino : Always the dollars. Always the fucking dollars.
Click to expand...

I'm going to say this right now: anyone who wants Disney to stop making these remakes, do not go to see them. Tell other people to not see them. Do not go to see it even ironically, or to make fun of it. Paying for a ticket tells Disney that they should make more of these, no matter your intentions.

Stop giving them fuel and the whole thing will crash and burn.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top Bottom