🎭 Dramacow DisneyMaster Eric Helgeson

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He has a thing with maps and alternate histories.
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Dateline: March 14, 2020
The North American War has finally ceased.

It all started back in 2008 with the election of John McCain due to Florida going red for the third time in a row. Unfortunately McCain died of a heart attack in December leaving Sarah Palin the 44th President of the United States of America. Following her inauguration, she proceeded to turn the U.S. into a theocratic regime, with such acts such as the Federal Marriage Amendment that ilegalized gay marriage and all acts of homosexuality under penalty of death and outlawing Catholicism, Hinduism, Buddhism, and other religions, leaving the newly created Church of White Christians as the official religion of the Christian Empire. The fighting really started when Empress Palin was killed by a lesbian assailant. This caused the entire system to break down into civil war. leaving the following nations to rise out of the rubble:

Republic of Pacifica-Dark blue
Republic of California-Pink
Mormon State of Deserat-Orange
People's Republic of Alaska-Light blue
Alberta-Yellow white
Canada-Purple red
Republic of Quebec-Purple
Republic of New England-Yellow
Republic of Vermont-Green
Union of Native American Tribes(U.N.A.T.)-Tan
North Star Republic-Brown
Confederate States of America-Red
Mexico-Blue gray

Some of the countries including the C.S.A., Alberta, and Palin controlled Alaska have been added to the United Nations list of "Terror states" for lack of civil liberties and possible crimes against humanity. Whether more violence will occur in North America is uncertain but for now there is peace.

Chelsea V. Clinton
Secretary-General of the United Nations
Geneva, Switzerland
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Oh yeah, I remember this fuckhole. He made a petition to get me and a bunch of my friends banned from DA just because we pointed out what a tard he was being about the Twilicorn thing.

And it was on the day before my birthday too. :c
 
DrJonesHat said:
I love it when spergs think their headcanon is so important multi-billion dollar corporations are going to sacrifice profits to appease them. See Chris and Sonic's arms, that woman who thinks she's married to Optimus Prime, etc. And is it just me, or is there a rash of people who think cartoons are real now? I mean, even when I was a kid, I knew they weren't real. These people need to be dragged into the real world, kicking and screaming if necessary.
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Just the way the internet is, it would seem. It's getting me unnerved.

Also I love how he classifies himself as both Bi and autistic. As if he needed any more excuses to be made fun of outside of being a brony, and a proud member of Annonymouse.
 
That shit is still alive?
I thought he threw himself under the bus when season 5 of MLP came along/ Gravity Falls went on hiatus.
 
Jewelsmakerguy said:
Just the way the internet is, it would seem. It's getting me unnerved.

Also I love how he classifies himself as both Bi and autistic. As if he needed any more excuses to be made fun of outside of being a brony, and a proud member of Annonymouse.
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Beyond that and his attempt at protesting his beloved horse cartoon, he can't make up anymore excuses without being laughed at.
 
c-no said:
Beyond that and his attempt at protesting his beloved horse cartoon, he can't make up anymore excuses without being laughed at.
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That's implying he could to begin with. Which I find hard to believe.
 
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