Disney's Christopher Robin - a.k.a. there are now officially too many sequels...THE SEQUEL

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So....yeah. A live action Winnie the Pooh sequel/reboot movie with a grown up Christopher Robin re-encountering a hideous CGI Pooh is coming out


Coldly and cynically calculated to drive millennial manchildren mad with autistic nostalgia for when they were shitting in pampers and watching a gay bear cartoon
 
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They already did this premise with Hook and it worked because it had pirates and magic instead of a talking bear with the personality of the least annoying patient in the nursing home. They need to make a movie about the Winnie the Pooh from the newspaper comics who was just an unapologetic dick to everyone for no reason.
 
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A Welsh Cake said:
It should be a horror movie.
“Why did you leave us Christopher” as all the denizens of the hundred acre woods start groaning as their rotten forms pour out of every crack.
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Nah. We need a live action adaptation of Dirty the Pooh
"Its time for assembly.............FROM HELL!!!"
 
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Desire Lines said:
Get a feeling this is going to be one of those movies where a premise is sillier that the movie itself. Call me optimistic, but I think this could turn out okay or even good :)
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I also think it could turn out okay, but that might be because I really enjoy Ewan McGregor.
 
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