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Jace is a pretty generous guy, most of the time. When he has stuff (usually weed, or gamer snacks), he shares it with his soldiers. When he thought terrorists were going to 9/11 people on 9/11, he tried in his own crazy way to get the word out so that everyone would be safe.

I'm not really sure what the hell Tupacolypse was, but I do believe at the time he set it in motion he probably believed that it was a mission that would contribute to world peace. He also, for the most part, kept Eli in Israeli weed and hookers for more than three months.

Now says he wants to do something nice for his longsuffering lieutenant, and I'm going to take it at face value that he really wants to surprise Eli and cheer him up.

Finally, Happy Jace just makes my jaded headed soften a little bit. He's like an overgrown, slow wolf puppy.

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He's Moon Moon. Jace is Moon Moon.

After all the laughs under lucricities Jace has given me this year, I'm going to do what I can to help him out a little bit.
 
Sammy said:
I often question the quality of Jace's friendship. He's being thoughtful by trying to get Eli an Xbox, (and asking for help with that from the fans, rather than asking for help for him and himself only), and he's been shown to go way out of the way for Eli (and for Tyce in happier times past), but on a day to day basis, he forces Eli who graciously takes him in to live in the attic ( because he's the Commander, so its to the couch in your own home Eli!), threatens Eli constantly whenever Eli questions his sexuality (but in fairness, Eli is kinda a dick about that too), he originally promised Eli an Xbox for SENDING HIM TO AN OVERSEAS COMBAT ZONE IN THE FIRST PLACE, and its good that he's keeping good on that promise, or trying to anyways, but he sent his friend to an OVERSEAS COMBAT ZONE IN THE FIRST PLACE, even if the idea was Tyce's to begin with (Wouldn't you veto the idea for the sake of your friend? Why is Jace wanting to send Eli to Germany if he's concerned for Eli's sake?)

I dunno. Jace obviously has good intent and means well, but... I dunno. I can't really come to a conclusion on how he is with his friends.
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I feel like the humble, well-meaning, lonely anime fan and community orientated gamer who resents his parents and having a mental illness Jace is genuine and the 'true' Jace. And that's who we're seeing here. (I just hope it lasts in the stream under full ween assault) While the egotistical asshole Commander Jack Stryker persona has come to dominate his life out of his sheer desperation to be 'respected' and need for escapism. I'll happily donate for the hours of entertainment but also to try and reward Jace for being in the former state of mind for once.

Of course he will never fully let go of his wounded disabled veteran Commander thing -even on his meds it's too great an emotional crutch at this point- but that makes him a fun character when you take out all the douchyness.
 
The Mass Debater said:
I feel like the humble, well-meaning, lonely anime fan and community orientated gamer who resents his parents and having a mental illness Jace is genuine and the 'true' Jace. And that's who we're seeing here. (I just hope it lasts in the stream under full ween assault) While the egotistical asshole Commander Jack Stryker persona has come to dominate his life out of his sheer desperation to be 'respected' and need for escapism. I'll happily donate for the hours of entertainment but also to try and reward Jace for being in the former state of mind for once.

Of course he will never fully let go of his wounded disabled veteran Commander thing -even on his meds it's too great an emotional crutch at this point- but that makes him a fun character when you take out all the douchyness.
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Oh I intend to donate too (if I can, money is tight, might have to just give what I can, even if its only a Lincoln), and I don't want to dissuade anyone from donating. There's just something peculiar about the way he treats his friends sometimes. Most of the time, he's the absolute best to his friends, sometimes not so much. This is due to his changing states of mind (due to medication or drugs or whatever), but sometimes I'm not so sure that's all there is. Something bothers me about the way he treats Eli (and treated Tyce) that I can't quite put my finger on just yet.

As for this, I think he's being sincere and genuinely thoughtful.
 
Jace will spend your money on weed and shrooms.
Jace admits he has no idea how to manage his money.
Jace wantonly destroys his shit in outbursts of schizophrenic rage.
Jace already costs the American taxpayer nine hundred dollars a month.
Jace is the one who promised Eli the Xbone in the first place, yet did nothing about it while he and Tyce were making "serious bank" and were offering FlyAwayN0w $4000 to rent an apartment.
Jace bought the mice without being able to look after them.
Jace let Eli drive to Tyce's house while dangerously under the influence of weed.
So yeah, I won't be donating.
 
WachtAmWeb said:
Jace will spend your money on weed and shrooms.
Jace admits he has no idea how to manage his money.
Jace wantonly destroys his shit in outbursts of schizophrenic rage.
Jace already costs the American taxpayer nine hundred dollars a month.
Jace is the one who promised Eli the Xbone in the first place, yet did nothing about it while he and Tyce were making "serious bank" and were offering FlyAwayN0w $4000 to rent an apartment.
Jace bought the mice without being able to look after them.
Jace let Eli drive to Tyce's house while dangerously under the influence of weed.
So yeah, I won't be donating.
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And that's just what he did with welfare money, imagine what he could do with a decent budget. :jacewow: I'm pretty sure he's still getting Eli the Xbox though, since Eli seems to have become obsessed with it. And no matter how much he shoves the blame on Tyce, he probably still feels some responsibility, especially with Eli's current state of mind.
 
My moneys abit tight, but I think I'll be able to throw down a 5-10$. I haven't been watching them for long but Ive been very entertained by their livestreams.

Jace better film Eli unwrapping the X-box (if he gets it) and his reaction following it, I think it would make an awesome video.
 
First: how the fuck does he expect Eli to not find out? He literally still hasn't figured out that Twitter is public, has he?

Second: As for actually sending money, I like to think of it as exactly the same as giving money to a homeless person. Yes there's a substantial chance they'll waste it on booze or drugs, but there's also a chance they'll use it to better their own lives. We really don't know what the chances are, but regardless, it's never a bad thing to help someone out when they're down. I mean, the entire point of charity is that you don't get to decide what the other person does with your money - or else you'd just be employing them. If you expect something in return for charity, a. it's not charity and b. you've set yourself up for a massive disappointment. That's fine though, because nobody is forcing you to give any money.

I certainly wouldn't donate anything substantial to someone this hilariously irresponsible, but I know for sure I'm going to send in 20 bucks just for all the laughs this stupid fucker has given me over the years. I really don't care too much if he spends my 20 on weed. It's 20 dollars. It's more like a way of saying "thank you", like throwing peanuts to an elephant wearing sunglasses and an Affliction hoodie.

That being said, anyone who is seriously considering donating more than like $30 in some hilariously misguided attempt to "help" him is going to be really fucking disappointed when he shows up next stream with a $500 pair of gold encrusted Ray-Bans or a gold rap chain or something. I almost wish that would happen just for the hilarious shitstorm it'd create, but at the same time I'd feel bad for the poor good Samaritan when they have to explain why the family doesn't have money for food this month and the only reason they can give is "taaaaaaaah".
 
Karen said:
My moneys abit tight, but I think I'll be able to throw down a 5-10$. I haven't been watching them for long but Ive been very entertained by their livestreams.

Jace better film Eli unwrapping the X-box (if he gets it) and his reaction following it, I think it would make an awesome video.
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Now I'm imagining that ancient Nintendo 64 video, but instead of screaming, the kid just dumbly moans in a weed-fueled haze.
 
Christmas Day, 2014. Eli wakes up, brushing the sleep from his eyes and hopping out of his race car bed. He hits his head in his panicky excitement on the attic ceiling. This does not phase him in the least as he slides out of the covers and into the warm glow of Christmas bliss. He tromps down the stairs, one massive foot at a time, and onto his skateboard. He shreds his way to the emerald beacon in the middle of their living area. It's really just his mom's rose bush wrapped in Christmas lights, but to him and Jace it's a symbol of all they have overcome. Gas Station check-out bags sit patiently underneath the crude Tannenbaum. Mylar plastic promises of Dew and artificially flavored corn chips. It's gonna be a good Christmas. But something's amiss in the room. Something clouding the joyous celebration of cheap presents and vandalized topiary. An X-shaped hole in the Secret Agent Man's heart. He sighs as he tears open his new bic lighter set and stares into the pretty, ghostly flames. His brain works out a simple "dude...woah..." and shuts itself back down until he calls on it again. His butane dreams are ended rather immediately when he hears footsteps on the roof. The sound is erratic and odd, like the pacing of a schizophrenic reindeer, but Eli is beaming with excitement from beneath his vacant sunglassed face. Suddenly there was a great thud on the roof, a scream, and then a crashing noise by the side of the house. Agonized gibberish with only a few recognizable words such as "content" and 'on the site" and "No gay reindeer activities." Eli walked outside, soaking his footy pajama bottoms in the fresh snow, and ran out to the source of the cacophony. Jace lays sprawled out in a broken mess, a crude Santa costume now shredded on the bramble bush he collapsed into. Eli doesn't try to help his friend immediately, instead sucking in the scene like a black hole. Finally he finds something to latch onto. A box peaking out from the carnage. A familiar green X smiling back at him. He runs to it and embraces it, while Jace screams bloody murder to Eli's deaf ears. The bittersweet sound of Christmas music wafts from the open window of a nearby house, and a mournful curtain of snow falls down on our heroes. /scene.
 
Arctic said:
Maybe somebody could tell Jace about Patreon. With enough weens to support him he could become the next Zoe Quinn.
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That would indeed be his logical destination. Of sorts. He's already a Gamergate supporter. Went out to spread leaflets with an Xbox in his bag, until police told him to fuck off and he got grounded by his mom. All that remains for him to do is to denounce all of the EVIL UNETHICAL CROWDFUNDING SLACKTIVISM THINGS the SJWs have done by, um, starting a fucking crowdfunding slacktivism project. (That's what every single GG supporter has done so far, right?)
 
I would feel better if the money was going towards food for Jace and Eli rather than Eli's X-Box.

I don't think Eli should be rewarded for taking a three month all expense paid trip to Israel. It's true that his living conditions weren't always ideal, but the "mission work" consisted of nothing other than Runescape, hashish, and escorts.
He didn't come back any lighter either, so he likely had his fill of shawarma and kebab there too.

I want to support them in general to continue DN activity, so I will most certainly find other ways to fuel their fight. And yes, I agree Jace is being sincere with this motion. He deserves recognition for that at least.
 
On the twelfth day of Christmas, the Deagles gave to me:

12 blunts a-toking
11 blunts a-toking
10 blunts a-toking
9 blunts a-toking...

In all seriousness, though: if the money doesn't actually go to Jace's drug addiction, this is actually a pretty neat thing for him to do.
 
The only thing I see coming from this is a bunch of fools being parted from their money once Jace forgets everything about the xbone so he can buy weed to get high leaving Eli with out diddle squat yet again.
 
Me: Enjoying our show in Australia? 7:28 PM
Jace: What 7:29 PM
Me: http://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-30473983 America next 7:29 PM
Jace: LET THE HOSTAGES GO IVAN 7:31 PM
Jace: LET THEM GO RIGHT NOW 7:31 PM
Jace: YOU CANNOT STOP CHRISTMAS 7:31 PM
Me: Christmas belongs to Allah now 7:32 PM
Jace: CHRISTMAS BELONGS TO THE CHRISTIANS!!!!!!!!!!!! 7:32 PM
Jace: YOU BASTARD!!!! 7:32 PM
Me: Christimas belongs to the muslims my infidel friend 7:33 PM
Me: Maybe if you listened to your friends in the CIA more you would have known this 7:34 PM
Me: Maybe I will have Tyce do the ISIS Christmas special 2014 7:35 PM
Jace: You will NOT STOP CHRISTMAS. WE HAVE ALREADY RECEIVED SOME GAMING AND THERE IS MORE TO COME FROM THE CHATATABLE SPIRITS OF THE ONLINE!! ELI WILL GET HIS XBOX!!! YOUCANT STOP IT!!! 7:36 PM
Me: Tell that to Agent Andrews when he gives Infidels the greatest Muslim Christmas gifts ever 7:38 PM
Me: Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. The Infidels were hung by the neck with care, In hopes that Muhammad soon would be there. 7:43 PM
Me: The children were nestled all snug in their beds, While visions of 9/11 danced in their heads. And mamma in her Burqa, and I in my turban, Had just settled our brains for a long war of urban. 7:43 PM
Me: When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter, I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter. Away to the window I flew like a flash, Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash. 7:48 PM
Me: The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below. When, what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a Jumbo Jet plane, and two towers my dear. 7:48 PM
Me: With a arab faced pilot, clearly the plotter, I knew in a moment twas Mohammed Atta. More rapid than eagles his planes they came, And he jihaded, and martyred, and a war he started! 7:56 PM
Me: "Now Shehri! now, Abdul! now, Satan and Marwan! On, Fayez! On, Mohand! on, on Ahmed and Khalid! To the top of the sky! Fly into the tower! Now martyrdom! martyrdom! martyrdom all!" 7:59 PM
Me: As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly, When they meet with an obstacle, planes from the sky. So up to the tower the Boeings they flew, With the plane full of men, and the martyrs too. 8:00 PM
Me: And then, in a thundering, I heard on the roof The smashing and booming of each Jumbo Plane. As I drew in my head, and was turning around, Down the chimney gallons of fuel came with a bound. 8:04 PM
Me: It was fiery flame, from the ground to the roof, And the streets were all tarnished with ashes and soot. A bundle of parts they had flung from the crash, Twas a Jihad volcano, in the infidel's back. 8:09 PM
Then the text limit was reached and everything was terrible for ever and ever. The end.
Bonus:
Each time, he called me.
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