Do birds of a feather flock together? - Or do opposites attract?

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One of them rhymes so it might be true. But the other is nice and punchy so I might be inclined to believe it instead.
 
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Birds or magnets man, it's a toss up... I guess I like the saying for birds better but magnets are more useful. So it parallels the female and male dichotomy, someone may be feeling simpatico in the situation, the other wants to murder.
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While some birds do only flock within there own species others flocks are formed of numerous species. Plus many birds have very different feather colors and patterns depending on their gender. There also many birds that don't flock at all like larger birds of prey and other solitary birds such as woodpeckers, hummingbirds, etc.
On opposites, fucking magnetics, I don't know how they work but the opposite sides certainly attract. If you stick with birds as mentioned many birds have different colors to attract mates, with males having bright colors and the females duller ones.
Basically it's a toss up and depends on the species. If your asking about people, I don't fucking know I'm an autist who cares to much about birds, do you really think I'd know anything about relationships.
 
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Cat tit bingo said:
While some birds do only flock within there own species others flocks are formed of numerous species. Plus many birds have very different feather colors and patterns depending on their gender. There also many birds that don't flock at all like larger birds of prey and other solitary birds such as woodpeckers, hummingbirds, etc.
On opposites, fucking magnetics, I don't know how they work but the opposite sides certainly attract. If you stick with birds as mentioned many birds have different colors to attract mates, with males having bright colors and the females duller ones.
Basically it's a toss up and depends on the species. If your asking about people, I don't fucking know I'm an autist who cares to much about birds, do you really think I'd know anything about relationships.
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Alright, listen. What if it was possible to magnetize birds?
 
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DankSmoker said:
Alright, listen. What if it was possible to magnetize birds?
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We'd have lots of spinning birds slamming into utility poles at high speeds. It's probably be extremely bad if entire flocks of paired off bird get stuck to transmission towers or other steel structures.
 
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I don't know, but I know that one of those birds in the hand is worth two in in the bush, and that you can kill two of those birds with one stone...
 
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