do black people not register the smoke alarm chirp because they are STUPID? - I think it is probably because they are STUPID.

[Cats]

It's a scientific fact that blacks have a brain one third the size of a man's. I'll bet if there was some fried chicken hidden inside of that smoke detector they'd get off their asses and fix it, huh?!? Hahahahaha

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Science has indicated that they do not fix the chirp because they are certain the alarm is supposed to chip. Therefore, Cat-Sir, you are correct that they are in fact, stupido.

 

[DankSmoker]

Cats, that is very insensitive of you, they aren't STUPID, they is IG'NANT.

 

[Apochrypha]

The alarms operate at a frequency that Black's cannot hear. It's like, the opposite of a dog whistle.

 

[Penis Drager 2.0]

That's just the way the hallway sounds.

 

[DankSmoker]

That's just the way the hallway sounds.

The sound of squeaky sneakers make them feel at ease, like they are sinking a lay-up. The smoke alarm is not dissimilar from that.

 

[someonenew]

Are they lazy because they can't change the battery, or are they just too poor to buy batteries?

 

[Water 2.0]

How dey finna know it workin if it ain makin noise???

 

[TroonsDid911]

Niggers can't hear the chirp over the sound of their nigglets screaming at the top of their lungs due to a lack of spankings. Hence niggers are incapable of changing something they have no knowledge about. Also they are stupid.

 

[The Lawgiver]

Nah it's cause it's ahhh.

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CHEEP!


...aaaah I forgot man, shiet.

 

[Misericordia]

to be fair to the blacks, this is an example of pure cultural knowledge. there's no way you would know what the chirp means if you didn't have soomebody to tell you.

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

Do niggers know what smoke detectors are?

 

[DankSmoker]

Do niggers know what smoke detectors are?

I'm not sure, maybe they think it's the five-o when they function as intended.

 

[Plantation Barbie]

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

What if I want to change my smoke alarm battery, but I can’t because because it’s too hot and the heat is making me lazy?

 

[SentinentCloud]

the alarm chirps are actually a plan from the federal gorvnment to keep the blacks in line they use bineural beats so they dont chimp out as much