Do girls like it in the butt? - If so, how many?

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Zero Day Defense said:
If you're speaking from the experience of being the top, how do you know if it feels good?
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"ahh ahh ahh uhh uhh ohh fuck, keep going, harder, ohh ohh fuck, ohh fuck im gunna cum, fuck..FUCKK!!" *squirting*, *leg shaking* *peace for me for the rest of the night to play the xbox*

Anal = easiest way to make a woman stfu for the night.
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Zero Day Defense said:
I'm not a priest or any kind of licensed counselor, so I can't help you work through the shame of wasting your first time because you had malformed ideas about sex. I suggest going to one or both of those instead of taking your anger out on someone who likely won't make the same mistake you did.


You thought wrong.

...unless women like having hemorrhoids and anal fissures.

...despite complaining about having hemorrhoids and anal fissures from anal sex.


<EAT DA POO POO
>have a watersports fetish instead of an impregnation fetish
>...potentially have a point but also still be known to be too severely blinded by own faggotry re: poopy butt sex to credibly make a claim about the faggotry of others
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You do know that some women just like stuff up their ass because that puts pressure on their cunt, and that can make sex more pleasurable for them, right?

Not to mention that women also have a bunch of nerve ends in there that can be pleasurably stimulated, too. I mean, yeah, it's not a prostate, or anything, but that doesn't mean that doing certain things up there won't be pleasurable for them.

Oh yeah, you wouldn't because you're a virgin, and not a woman, so why should anyone listen to you? Look dude, I'm just gonna say you should have at least some experience with things before you act like you know everything about them, and try to lecture people on them.

Zero Day Defense said:
You can't make me have sex!
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Why? It might make you actually know what you're talking about then.
 
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Bunny Tracks said:
You do know that some women just like stuff up their ass because that puts pressure on their cunt, and that can make sex more pleasurable for them, right?
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You're glossing over the invariable pain and lasting (though temporary) damage to the anus due to repeated forceful entry and exit, the typical messiness of the act due to literal shit, and the fact that most women will tell you that they're more stimulated by clitoral stimulation than penetration.

Look, I don't need to have had sex to conclude that vaginal lubrication is its own thing but "squirting" is mostly piss because there's literally nothing in the female body that can store that much liquid and no means outside urination that said liquid can be ejected at the rate that it is-- I'm not an idiot that can't do without first-hand demonstration. Someone could deny it all they want, in the same way someone can deny that taking puberty blockers for years didn't stunt their IQ by at least one standard deviation.

Likewise, I can easily figure out-- between repeatedly making the mistake of not taking enough fiber, knowing that poop comes out from the anus, and listening to women talk about their piles after getting analized-- that anal sex isn't that great.
Bunny Tracks said:
Not to mention that women also have a bunch of nerve ends in there
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In where? The rectum? There's not even a prostate there for incidental stimulation.

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Oh yeah, you wouldn't because you're a virgin, and not a woman
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Because this somehow also means that I haven't been in relationships, I haven't had physical/romantic intimacy, I haven't casually talked to women about sex, and I haven't even listened to them talk about their sexual woes.

I've already said that I've had such experiences but I've chosen to not have sex in the meantime. You certainly know this, but you choose to omit this in your PSA because you're a brazenly dishonest cunt. You're only capable of vague weasel arguments ("there are nerves up in the butt that can be erogenously stimulated, but I can't say where, what, or why they are"). I might have put up with a "well you haven't been fucked up the ass before so how would you know" retort, but that's too good for you-- that might have actually been logical and not an utter waste of time to read.

But I guess you would have also disqualified yourself.
 
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Zero Day Defense said:
I'm not a priest or any kind of licensed counselor, so I can't help you work through the shame of wasting your first time because you had malformed ideas about sex. I suggest going to one or both of those instead of taking your anger out on someone who likely won't make the same mistake you did.


You thought wrong.

...unless women like having hemorrhoids and anal fissures.

...despite complaining about having hemorrhoids and anal fissures from anal sex.


<EAT DA POO POO
>have a watersports fetish instead of an impregnation fetish
>...potentially have a point but also still be known to be too severely blinded by own faggotry re: poopy butt sex to credibly make a claim about the faggotry of others
>"first take the log out of your own eye"
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Zero Day Defense said:
You're glossing over the invariable pain and lasting (though temporary) damage to the anus due to repeated forceful entry and exit, the typical messiness of the act due to literal shit, and the fact that most women will tell you that they're more stimulated by clitoral stimulation than penetration.

Look, I don't need to have had sex to conclude that vaginal lubrication is its own thing but "squirting" is mostly piss because there's literally nothing in the female body that can store that much liquid and no means outside urination that said liquid can be ejected at the rate that it is-- I'm not an idiot that can't do without first-hand demonstration. Someone could deny it all they want, in the same way someone can deny that taking puberty blockers for years didn't stunt their IQ by at least one standard deviation.

Likewise, I can easily figure out-- between repeatedly making the mistake of not taking enough fiber, knowing that poop comes out from the anus, and listening to women talk about their piles after getting analized-- that anal sex isn't that great.

In where? The rectum? There's not even a prostate there for incidental stimulation.


Because this somehow also means that I haven't been in relationships, I haven't had physical/romantic intimacy, I haven't casually talked to women about sex, and I haven't even listened to them talk about their sexual woes.

I've already said that I've had such experiences but I've chosen to not have sex in the meantime. You certainly know this, but you choose to omit this in your PSA because you're a brazenly dishonest cunt. You're only capable of vague weasel arguments ("there are nerves up in the butt that can be erogenously stimulated, but I can't say where, what, or why they are"). I might have put up with a "well you haven't been fucked up the ass before so how would you know" retort, but that's too good for you-- that might have actually been logical and not an utter waste of time to read.

But I guess you would have also disqualified yourself.
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I’m not reading any of this and just assuming you liked to get fucked in the butt since you’re getting so anal over a thread about anal
 
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Zero Day Defense said:
I didn't realize that the anus was the prostate, or that gay men were immune to hemorrhoids or the pain of taking something hard up the butt. Still, this is a point worthy of some consideration.
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The prostate can be stimulated via the anterior wall of the rectum, hence why orgasm is possible for men through anal penetration. The anus itself also has plenty of nerve endings, which is why rimming feels good. Put the two things together, and you'll get an idea of why a lot of guys enjoy it.

Provided that you use lots of lube and/or are experienced enough, it doesn't have to be painful or damaging.
 
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Someone post that meme where there is two glasses of water and one is clear and clean and the other is gross poop water and it says; they're only inches away from each other, so why drink the poop water?
 
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Hellbound Hellhound said:
Provided that you use lots of lube and/or are experienced enough, it doesn't have to be painful or damaging.
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How to make anal sex a palatable experience:
  • use lots of lubricant (silicone-based-- spit or water will not do the job)
  • have your partner perform a thorough enema so you don't get poopy dick right at the onset or in the middle of the act
  • wear a condom anyways just to make sure you don't get poopy dick, or roll the dice and don't
  • skillfully thrust so you aren't literally tearing the anus and/or rectum, or causing/aggravating hemorrhoids (good luck)
 
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It is possible to hit the prostate essentially the same way one hits a g-spot without using a penis. No damage to any structures are necessary.

Any primary practitioner in medicine has unfortunately had to do this to a patient at least once during their training.
 
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