Do humans go ee-eee-eee? - and if not, do they click?

[ES 148]

so long and thanks for all the fish

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

"The Lolcow Wiki has an article on https://www.wikihow.com/Care-for-an-Elderly-Guinea-Pig"

No it doesn't and now I'm disappointed.

 

[Bandit Keith]

How can dolphins be real if our eyes aren't real?

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

Humans are an incredible species. They speak, breathe and live in a world they've mentally created and are content and uncontent with their own clashing morals and instincts. It is an attractive thing to think of them as slabs of meat, as all creatures are. To hang meet up on the parlor door is unacceptable to hang human meat is of humanity's decent. We are all being hung up on the wall when we're ready for consumption. To have animals living on the hooks is unacceptable. We cannot see them hanging there uselessly. They should be eaten! This is what we know, that animals are to be used usefully. All we can understand is calories. Calories, the energy and simple use of resources spins our worlds around.
And yet we do the most pointless things ourselves in order to escape the idea of calories. The escapes are varied and seemingly complex, but they cannot escape it. The final escape is the hook, or is it? When the consumer becomes the consumee, have they escaped the cycle? It is up to the morally ambiguous beings of the world to eat and make their own morals. we feast on calories, avoid calories and die by calories. We live in a world of meat, and when we die we can only hope to be buried, lest we be displayed on the meat hooks we live by.

Also, do humans go ee-eee-eee? My friend paul said they do, but he's been sniffing thermal vents.

sure

 

[Holocaust Mansplainer]

Can't really disagree with any of that tbh

 

[Pina Colada]

Nope, but our universal calling card is "JULAAAAAAAAAAY!!!".

 

[Cake Farts]

I leave the farms for a bit, and I've returned to see it turn into a funny farm?

 

[Lurker]

but what does the fox say?

 

[Ntwadumela]

Existential crises at the Kiwi Farms.
I had no idea this day would come.

 

[Zarkov]

Are you @gustaave's fuckbuddy ?

 

[Positron]

but what does the fox say?

Fox says yiff.

I need something to get my mind off that shitty song:

 

[Nekromantik]

Sniffing thermal vents sounds like a great high.

 

[CWCissey]

Wow Kiwifarms, you can be really strange sometimes...

 

[Ravelord]

Shitposting to get a Royale

Seems like you lacked an Horrifying rating. Now enjoy your royale .

 

[Hui]

@Abortions4All

 

[Doc Cassidy]

Did you know that niggers aren't actually human, they're an unevolved subspecies descended from Homo Erections. It's called science.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

@Abortions4All

The answers to the questions posed are obvious.

This thread is silly. You are all silly.

 

[Big Nasty]

Teletubbies go Eh-Oh

 

[Autistic Illuminati]

 

[thegurl]

Your posts are very gorgeous. I love them all as a mother does her first calving, The child entering this miracle world tail first. The first crack of the umbilical cord snapping off as they swim free, free to swim, learn, educate, graduate, drop out and log onto kiwifarms.

Many people have suggesting killing myself, but that would go against the words I diarrhoea'd onto this foru.m

@thegurl do you like colors and shapes?

YES I DO!!! do you like colors and shapes too???