Do I deserve to be food poisoned for ordering pineapple pizza? - Why do i even bother

[卐卐卐]

FUCK PIZZA PLACES THAT OFFER THIS FAGGOT SHIT AND CANT EVEN GET IT RIGHT. NIGGA GOT 30 VARIETIES IT WAS MY BLUNDER THINKN THEY'D POP A FRESH CAN OF PINEAPPLE. IS IT THAT HARD. FUCK YOU. ITS A GOOD COMBO. IT DOMS. IT BANGS. IT RAPES. IT KILLS. IT IS. pineapple pizza.

 

[We Are The Witches]

Pshhh, this title is like a joke you'd make at AGDQ.

 

[Cholesterol Gremlin]

Short answer: Yes

Long answer: Yes

 

[Cat tit bingo]

Enjoy your pizza all you want but only if you're alone, if you order pineapple pizza to a group setting you will be drawn and quartered unless you have at least 2 extra normal pizzas to make up for it. I don't mean just having three pizzas, you need two more pizzas than you where initially going to order to make up for the soul crushing mental anguish that is seeing a pineapple pizza at a meet up.

 

[DankSmoker]

You should have got a buffalo chicken pizza, because then you get to eat buffalo chicken without getting your hands covered in sauce.

 

[Skitarii]

Pineapple, anchovy, and those poo-looking swedish kebabs are the best pizza toppings

 

[卐卐卐]

soul crushing mental anguish

Doesn't compare to the actual anguish of my stomach when I roll the dice and eat bad pineapple. Beyyyyyta. Pineapplebroken.

 

[Cat tit bingo]

Doesn't compare to the actual anguish of my stomach when I roll the dice and eat bad pineapple. Beyyyyyta. Pineapplebroken.

Get some pedialyte and pepto, you'll be okay. hope your tum tum and butthole recover.

 

[pollution jim]

bromelain in pineapple dissolves acids on your tongue, so it's like being poisoned

 

[DankSmoker]

Pineapple, anchovy, and those poo-looking swedish kebabs are the best pizza toppings

All together? I dunno man.

Have you ever had sfincione? Thick ass crust, anchovies, onion, and bread crumbs.

 

[Nice Comoesta 🔰]

All together? I dunno man.

Have you ever had sfincione? Thick ass crust, anchovies, onion, and bread crumbs.

Anybody making any dish using actual breadcrumbs and not Panko is getting pushed into traffic.

 

[Skitarii]

All together?

Sweet, savory, and meaty. What's not to love?

 

[Dawdler]

Pastassad will find you and murder you for your crimes

 

[DankSmoker]

Anybody making any dish using actual breadcrumbs and not Panko is getting pushed into traffic.

Panko? Its sicilian pizza, not fried kitten.

 

[Nice Comoesta 🔰]

Panko? Its sicilian pizza, not fried kitten.

Dont care. Its 2025. I dont need my food tasting like burnt BEFORE going in the oven.

 

[DankSmoker]

Dont care. Its 2025. I dont need my food tasting like burnt BEFORE going in the oven.

Whatever bread crumbs you've had they were made by a dumb nigger. You just air dry pieces of stale bread and run them through the food processor.

 

[Nice Comoesta 🔰]

Whatever bread crumbs you've had they were made by a dumb nigger. You just air dry pieces of stale bread and run them through the food processor.

So we agree Progresso is some dumb niggers.
Common ground has been acheived.

 

[DankSmoker]

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So we agree Progresso is some dumb niggers.
Common ground has been acheived.

Yeah that's weird, I kinda like some of their stuff, dunno why they would make breadcru...wait a minute, what's this?

MWUAHAHAHAHAHA, WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW???
They also make it Italian style for some blasphemous reason.

 

[Ventrue]

Every time somebody orders a pineapple pizza Joe Pesci suffers.

 

[NoBueno]

You should have got a buffalo chicken pizza, because then you get to eat buffalo chicken without getting your hands covered in sauce.

So the sauce is made from buffalos?