VTuber Do I have what it takes to be a V-Tuber?

Tablet County said:
What's your character? Gimme the elevator pitch.
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It'll be a kawaii-ified, gender swapped, age regressed Eliot Ness, naturally (Nessie-chan). Nessie-chan will make all sorts of annoying, vaguely sexual anime sounds in between espousing bigotry while playing retro games.

liam dees said:
This is reminding me of a certain black mangaka
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I can add race swapping into the mix if you think it'll help.

Cardinal Cardinal said:
No, you'd get into an argument with everyone in chat that would last until they all left.
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If they think I'm a girl they'll probably like the attention, won't they? Seems like a good idea.
 
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SSj_Ness (Yiffed) said:
It'll be a kawaii-ified, gender swapped, age regressed Eliot Ness, naturally (Nessie-chan). Nessie-chan will make all sorts of annoying, vaguely sexual anime sounds in between espousing bigotry while playing retro games.
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Sounds solid. Just don't expect to get signed by one of the big agencies. I think they look down upon one of those.
 
SSj_Ness (Yiffed) said:
It'll be a kawaii-ified, gender swapped, age regressed Eliot Ness, naturally (Nessie-chan). Nessie-chan will make all sorts of annoying, vaguely sexual anime sounds in between espousing bigotry while playing retro games.


I can add race swapping into the mix if you think it'll help.


If they think I'm a girl they'll probably like the attention, won't they? Seems like a good idea.
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I think they'd realize only schizophrenic girls use that many slurs and start to piece it together.
 
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SSj_Ness (Yiffed) said:
It'll be a kawaii-ified, gender swapped, age regressed Eliot Ness, naturally (Nessie-chan). Nessie-chan will make all sorts of annoying, vaguely sexual anime sounds in between espousing bigotry while playing retro games.


I can add race swapping into the mix if you think it'll help.


If they think I'm a girl they'll probably like the attention, won't they? Seems like a good idea.
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This is all sorts of cursed. Please stop
 
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You can always be a 1 view. There's no barrier of entry into vtubing. Just start streaming, you'll be better than vtweeters.
 
Rather than model, the biggest thing that is required to be a vtuber (or any streamer really), is the ability to talk. Don't remain quiet for long periods on your stream, even if no one is there. Talk talk talk.
 
Don't go down the H route, there's no return views in it. Get an antagonistic sidekick called Capone AI who chips in with schizo stuff when the LLM freaks out. Lean into the anti-alcohol message to attract Healthy Lifestyle sponsors.

Your karaoke has to be wall to wall Duke Ellington and Rudy Vallee which is really easy because there's often like, two lines of lyrics in every song, BUT you are contractually obliged to duet with Capone AI at least once per stream on Paul Simon's "You Can Call Me Al" and it's a bitch to get right so get practicing. As an added bonus you also get to perform all of Danny Elfman's entire 80's musical career as he basically knocked off 30s and 40s swing, and there's some good songs in there.

How good is your Scottish accent? Just do a broad Shrek impression, nobody will notice. Then you could be Elliot Loch Nessie and have a series of anthropomorphic monster avatars to drum up hype and mark anniversaries. Contract it to 'Ness for stream titles: "Thank good'Ness it's Wednesday!!!" that sort of thing "oh no, not more of this mad'Ness!!!" etc etc they write themselves.

Put it all together and your channel then becomes Bagpipes And Bullets which is so gamer it's like you did it on purpose.
 
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indigoisviolet said:
Don't go down the H route, there's no return views in it. Get an antagonistic sidekick called Capone AI who chips in with schizo stuff when the LLM freaks out. Lean into the anti-alcohol message to attract Healthy Lifestyle sponsors.

Your karaoke has to be wall to wall Duke Ellington and Rudy Vallee which is really easy because there's often like, two lines of lyrics in every song, BUT you are contractually obliged to duet with Capone AI at least once per stream on Paul Simon's "You Can Call Me Al" and it's a bitch to get right so get practicing. As an added bonus you also get to perform all of Danny Elfman's entire 80's musical career as he basically knocked off 30s and 40s swing, and there's some good songs in there.

How good is your Scottish accent? Just do a broad Shrek impression, nobody will notice. Then you could be Elliot Loch Nessie and have a series of anthropomorphic monster avatars to drum up hype and mark anniversaries. Contract it to 'Ness for stream titles: "Thank good'Ness it's Wednesday!!!" that sort of thing "oh no, not more of this mad'Ness!!!" etc etc they write themselves.

Put it all together and your channel then becomes Bagpipes And Bullets which is so gamer it's like you did it on purpose.
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Well, looks like we already have your manager, @SSj_Ness (Yiffed).
 
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