Do I win something if I solve this puzzle box?

[SandyCat]

 

[Luna hates niggers]

You can join a super cool club!

 

[OrionBalls]

I feel like I used to know but can't quite remember.

 

[Shig O'nella]

Yes! Eternal life.*

"terms and conditions apply.

 

[Pagan Min]

Some new best friends with which to go on wonderful adventures!!! Oh, the sights they'll show you...

 

[souschef]

YOU OPENED IT
I CAME

 

[the fall of man]

i have yellow hedgehog medallion for gift to courageous men

 

[soup peddler]

You get a visit from some kinky goth qweer folx

 

[Cat tit bingo]

Free makeover

 

[Forsaken Wanderer]

given you are a furry then you would probably consider hedonistic excess a win.

 

[We Are The Witches]

Fun times playing with the puzzle.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdAQ0szKiAE