Do transsexual programmers insert esoteric poems into every commit?

[Unicorn Fairie]

Just found this in the source code of a Gimp plugin I was compiling from source:

"In the quiet of the heart, a whisper grows,
A truth untold, where no one knows.
A soul within, whose form does not align,
Seeking to step into a world, redefined.

The body speaks in ways that don't match the mind,
Yet there’s a light, where hope is designed.
A mirror reflects, but not the soul's desire,
A journey begins, fueled by fire.

To shed the skin, to forge a path anew,
To find the self, to embrace the true.
The road is long, with obstacles and strife,
But each step forward is a reclaiming of life.

Through tears and struggles, through pain and doubt,
The spirit is fierce, refusing to bow out.
In every stride, a new dawn's begun,
A truth to be lived, a race to be won.

For gender is more than a label or name,
It’s the essence, the heartbeat, the flame.
To be who we are, without fear or disguise,
To live and to love, with open eyes.

So here’s to the journey, the courage to stand,
To be who we are, to take our own hand.
In this world, we can all find our place,
With love and acceptance, we embrace the grace."


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[Prokhor Zakharov]

Shit like this is becoming more frequent. Some people have forked projects explicitly with the purpose that commits can't have anything but code and any notes related to only the code itself and nothing else.

Whatever I download any raw code these days, I always do a search now for "trans" and various other common words so I can gank the bullshit out before I use it.

 

[Sean Shemmy]

What the fuck is that doing in the source code? Shouldn't that only be for the code itself?

 

[Ducks Sorted in a Row]

if i wrote this shit for my year 7 creative writing assignment i would have failed it.

 

[ssaneenah]

Not sure of whether this was a quirk or a tantrum, but if I ever happen to work on a Disney product, I’m inserting lyrics to “Bake All Heebs”.

 

[stares at error messages]

They should because it would make them look like they are actually doing work instead of just sitting around dilating.

How these idiots don't get banned from everywhere all the time is a mystery.