Do you also masturbate to your own reflection in the mirror?

[Ruined by the Rain]

Or is it just a me thing

 

[Professor G. Raff]

Yes, but I cheat a little... I only do it after invoking Bloody Mary. I then get to see myself with a woman... so hot! She doesn't even try to kill me anymore because she's too creeped out.

 

[Agarathium1066]

I didn't work out six days a week for this body to go unappreciated

If you work that hard I'm sure someone will appreciate it as well. Good luck.

 

[User names must be unique]

No i also masturbate to your reflection in the mirror, you should probably close the blinds when you get at it.

 

[Hitchhiker]

I'm transitioning from female to alpha female

If you're such an alpha then what are you gonna do about us shit talking you? Cry and finger yourself to your reflection in the mirror some more?

 

[Ruined by the Rain]

So from lonely femcel to lonelier femcel?

Actually yeah. Also a gymcel. I socialize less because when I'm not working I go straight home to work out.

If you're such an alpha then what are you gonna do about us shit talking you? Cry and finger yourself to your reflection in the mirror some more?

I know I'm objectively a loser. But also I can just log off. The internet isn't real

 

[Hitchhiker]

I know I'm objectively a loser. But also I can just log off. The internet isn't real

I get that I'm making fun of you, but you shouldn't talk about yourself like that. You're making me feel bad for you and messing with you isn't going to be as entertaining.

 

[Ruined by the Rain]

I get that I'm making fun of you, but you shouldn't talk about yourself like that. You're making me feel bad for you and messing with you isn't going to be as entertaining.

Fine I'm an average person then. Not a loser or winner. Just someone

 

[DankSmoker]

Actually yeah. Also a gymcel. I socialize less because when I'm not working I go straight home to work out.

I know I'm objectively a loser. But also I can just log off. The internet isn't real

Okay I'll be nice, YOU GO GIRL, GET IT DONE! That should distract you from your uterine entropy.

 

[Gay Joker]

Fine I'm an average person then. Not a loser or winner. Just someone

You're a queen.

 

[Ruined by the Rain]

Imagine simping for a kiwifarmer. That's kind of cringe

 

[Hitchhiker]

Fine I'm an average person then. Not a loser or winner. Just someone

This isn't funny anymore, make fun of me back, c'mon. This is more depressing than talking to Forsaken Wanderer.

 

[Gay Joker]

Imagine simping for a kiwifarmer. That's kind of cringe

Nah, my heart only belongs to @We Are The Witches

 

[Ruined by the Rain]

This isn't funny anymore, make fun of me back, c'mon. This is more depressing than talking to Forsaken Wanderer.

You're cringe and gay and you're such a loser you're protecting yourself onto me. Just because you sob into the mirror because your reflection is the only one willing to hear you bitch and whine doesn't mean I do the same

 

[Super Malario]

This is so retarded, even for Q&A standards

 

[Ruined by the Rain]

This is so retarded, even for Q&A standards

It is a funny thread tho. At least by my standards

 

[We Are The Witches]

Nah, my heart only belongs to @We Are The Witches

Nonsense, I see you going after other people.

Plus you have a child already:
https://kiwifarms.st/threads/should-i-let-my-12-year-old-son-buy-this-t-shirt.221794/

 

[Hitchhiker]

You're cringe and gay and you're such a loser you're protecting yourself onto me. Just because you sob into the mirror because your reflection is the only one willing to hear you bitch and whine doesn't mean I do the same

That's a good start, next time try not to sound like the crying soy wojak while you do it.

 

[Gay Joker]

Nonsense, I see you going after other people.

Name them.

Plus you have a child already:
https://kiwifarms.st/threads/should-i-let-my-12-year-old-son-buy-this-t-shirt.221794/

That was a shitpost, but even if I had a child, that doesn't mean I can't love you.

 

[DankSmoker]

This is so retarded, even for Q&A standards

You must not have been around for bargain bin laden and catler

 

[Nip Slip]

I am a nun so I cannot answer this but good for you