Do You Do The Dew? - And If you Do Dew, Which Dew Do You Do

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Which Dew Do You Dew... I mean Do... goddammit.

  • Classic Nuclear Waste Green

    Votes: 26 27.4%
  • Nuclear Waste Green but Diet

    Votes: 7 7.4%
  • Code Red (the red one)

    Votes: 23 24.2%
  • Livewire (the orange one)

    Votes: 8 8.4%
  • Voltage (the blue one)

    Votes: 13 13.7%
  • Ice (the goddamn 7up one with a different label)

    Votes: 4 4.2%
  • Pitch Black (liquid black death)

    Votes: 6 6.3%
  • Baha (the Taco Bell one)

    Votes: 34 35.8%
  • Liberty Brew (the 'Murica one)

    Votes: 9 9.5%
  • Gamer Fuuuueeeeeel (the one in the can intended for 12-year-ol Fortnite players)

    Votes: 9 9.5%
  • Jumpstart (The other one in the can intended for pople who don't understand nutrition)

    Votes: 9 9.5%
  • Some other fancy flavor that I didn't list here, holy shit this is going to be a huge poll.

    Votes: 8 8.4%
  • My body is my temple and I do not imbibe in the Dew.

    Votes: 27 28.4%

  • Total voters
    95
I only ever drank the original. It's not as freely available where I live now, though admittedly sometimes I will buy one and a root beer too as a special treat from a specialty store.
 
My country's version of the Mountain Dew recipe actually is three separate sodas. And hell, one of the Brands had its own spinoff series through the 90s.

Goombay, Goombay (I dunno, one bottled in Capital Island and other in Freeport?) and Junkanoo.

They are named after the local summer festivals. One just happened last night.

So our version of Crystal Mountain Dew, for example, was named Junkanoo Tingum. Tingum is local slang a lot of islander people don't speak the "thhh" sound and Tingum is a catch all phrase.

But both plain Junkanoo and Goombay punch tastes just like Mountain Dew but with more cane sugar.
 
I was addicted to gamefuel until zombiunicorns bitching made me try Bang! for the first time and I got hooked on that
 
I greatly enjoy Baja Blast and Livewire. Those are good dew flavors.
 
Code Red is my favorite.

Sweet Lightning is pretty damn good, too.
 
Baja Blast has been dethroned

All hail The Peach Overlord.
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Absolutely not. Nothing will ever dethrone the satisfaction of steam-well taco meat with sweet, sweet baja blast.

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Holy Jesus I just tried this new flavor from a vending machine for 2.50 (same as a fucking Starbucks or monster drink) he's over priced as Hell but damnit it's fucking good
 

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I tried the new flavor- tastes like peach rings.
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only bepis.
dew can do me a favor and fuck off
 
I like me some liquid beetus every once in awhile, especially when you mix some rum or whiskey in it. I tried the new Liberty flavor recently. I think it's just me, but the taste reminds me of those rocket popsicles. Guess it's the 'Murica they put in it.
 
I've always preferred the original dew and sometimes kickstart.
But, I remember trying out Dewshine at least once, that was the sweetest variation I drank.
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Poll forgot White Out, which was the one with the same pale opaque color as semen.
 
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