Do you ever dream about the Farms? - A tale of one man's struggle in the face of overwhelming autism.

one time i had this dream where null closed the pool due to aids and stingrays who also have aids
it was the most autistic dream i ever had
 
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I just sleep, have sleep paralysis hallucinations and then sleep again without dreaming and then it is night/morning or what ever. But you are right I do dreams sometimes just rarely. If anything the sentence was edgelord reply if anything John.
 
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I had a dream about KF once. Chris was stalked obsessively by the Farms. Helicopters over his house following him to a store where he just bought some random junk. Also this was in a country that was threatened by the presence of a neighbor fascist regime that wanted to invade and Chris was the only one who was stopping this for some reason. I was in the mountains of that country and was talking to a girl which happens to be Ruin from here and for some reason I couldnt see her face. She was facing away from me. I kept saying show me your face, show me your face, and when she did I was a moment awed by the beauty and then I woke up.
 
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I'm kind of curious as to what your subconscious image of me was.
The image of a bunch of autistic manbabies floating around in a bunch of boats and yelling at each other is great though.
I wish that I could remember, it was a while ago. I want to say you were about my height (5'6) and wearing a hoodie or something really generic, but I think my mind just created a random person and assigned an identity to them. I have the exact opposite thing with the boat dream, where I remember what the people looked like but not what users they were suppposed to be.
 
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I just sleep, have sleep paralysis hallucinations and then sleep again without dreaming and then it is night/morning or what ever. But you are right I do dreams sometimes just rarely. If anything the sentence was edgelord reply if anything John.

Consider practicing lucid dreaming. You can literally turn off sleep paralysis at will. It's one of those things like wiggling your ears. Once you figure out how to do it you don't forget. Sure it's harmless but it's ridiculously unpleasant. It's nice to be able to recognize "oh it's this shit" and just decide to wake up entirely, instantly.
 
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I did a night or two ago actually.

I was waiting on a date and ended up half-falling asleep while watching conspiracy videos, so that's probably why. And the guy an hour ago asked if I'd let him hit it on the second date, so it's fair to say the free dinner and wine/shots + weird dream is cosmic recompense for all that dumb noise.

A couple of kiwis looking in their early twenties, and y'know, cute in that stupid young way tracked down an internet weirdo, and rescued a five year-old girl who he was planning on, well.. Y'know, nasty bad stuff to.

This of course becomes a sensationalized news story, and in it these guys mention us at the Kiwi Orchards since they were active users. This of course gets a metric ton of attention, people proclaiming the site as a positive vigilante forum (god forbid), and a bunch of pretty girls with a bad-boy w/ a heart of gold fetish fawning over people on the site.

And true to form, everyone on this site was too busy making fun of the boys for talking about Kiwi Farms in real life, and making a thread posting "cringe" about the girls fawning over them, and REEEE-ing about the normies.

And I was crying in frustration because I just wanted someone on here to get their dick wet.


What does it mean?
 
Consider practicing lucid dreaming. You can literally turn off sleep paralysis at will. It's one of those things like wiggling your ears. Once you figure out how to do it you don't forget. Sure it's harmless but it's ridiculously unpleasant. It's nice to be able to recognize "oh it's this shit" and just decide to wake up entirely, instantly.
I am able to. But I still can't skip losing sleep while I wake up again.
 
I had a dream where James Holm, the Colorado shooter, came out and said that he shot up a theater because he was a soldier of Allah, and had converted to Islam. And someone found a clip of a bunch of CNN pundants discussing it, and one of claimed that Holm’s statement was “obviously an Alt-Right false flag”. And we had a big thread mocking CNN for “going full Alex Jones”, and were making photoshops of 9/11 footage with Pepes in the smoke (THE SHOCKING NEW EVIDENCE OF WHO REALLY COMMITED AMERICA’S WORST TERROR ATTACK!).
Sad thing is, I could actually see something like that happening in real life.
 
I had a dream that I weened at Chris-chan so much that the Farms sent Dynastia to my house (just a guy in a pinstriped suit with the yellow smiley face for a head) to beat me up. (:_(
 
I had a dream where James Holm, the Colorado shooter, came out and said that he shot up a theater because he was a soldier of Allah, and had converted to Islam. And someone found a clip of a bunch of CNN pundants discussing it, and one of claimed that Holm’s statement was “obviously an Alt-Right false flag”. And we had a big thread mocking CNN for “going full Alex Jones”, and were making photoshops of 9/11 footage with Pepes in the smoke (THE SHOCKING NEW EVIDENCE OF WHO REALLY COMMITED AMERICA’S WORST TERROR ATTACK!).
Sad thing is, I could actually see something like that happening in real life.

Imagine being some mass murderer just for attention and people had forgotten you.

This could easily happen.

Someone could easily also just commit mass murder and say it was for ISIS even if they didn't give a shit about ISIS in the first place.
 
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