Do you ever go on the internet and tell lies?

[SandyCat]

People wouldn't do that would they?

 

[Soycast Guy]

I have never had sex with a woman

You’ll complete your love quest one day buddy.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

only about having a small dick ....

 

[Sillyclown]

Yes, all the time. : O]

 

[AbyssGazer]

Never, because anything I say is the truth per definition.

 

[Grub]

Sometimes. But I actually prefer being truthful because I've seen and done enough interesting or fucked up things over the years that I don't really feel the need to lie. Some of the true shit is unbelievable enough.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

I really do have diabetes

 

[Ratboy Genius]

N O , P A P A

 

[One Angry Computer]

No one knows, for I lie to myself every waking moment. Is my anger fabricated or genuine? Perhaps not God may understand my actions, for I doubt they are my own.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

I learned it by watching Arthur.

 

[Pagan Min]

What??? Me, go onto the internet and LIE??? I would NEVER!!!

...Anyway, I've got this great bridge for sale if you're interested...