Do you feel differently about Chris since he's come out?

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As we all know, somejerk recently cracked the code of Chris's recent bizarre facebook riddles. It turns out the key words formed an anagram of a coming out message:

somejerk said:
Ah at last. the final piece of the puzzle. This is clearly a message and i've figured it out. If you rearrange all the letters in the following:

lemoncake MarkCuban hens twister Indian Sphinx China Smurfette TheMayflower oneeyebrow

You get:

"Empty heterosexual facade. wink, hint, wink. Ol' Anna, she confirms my ruse. Meet 'Bitch reborn anew'".

It all makes sense. Very clever Chris. There are simpler ways to come-out, but that was a good one.
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How does this change the way you feel about Chris? For me, it explains his homophobia and his anger in many of his past videos, so it knocks him up on my scale of respect by 2 points.

edit.......I posted this because, considering that Chris views the forum, I thought it might be fun if we all pretended that we thought Chris had recently come out. Just a bit of trolling like the the olden days, but apparently no one got it *sigh*. May as well go ahead and lock this mods.
 
You know we were joking right? He was just being his dumb self.
 
I think its fabulous that he realizes now, the joys of the male body! I'm sure glad he is a fellow homo now! :pickle: :pickle: :pickle:
 
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No, I'm sure no one feels differently about Chris since he came for a cat.
 
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Chris' gayness is inconsequential. It's like someone born without genitals, does it really matter what kind of person you'd like to have sex with if you're never going to be able to do it?

Chris' entire sex life was one night with a meth-addicted whore who may or may not be a woman
 
regularjohn said:
Would chris even be able to find a heartsweet, no matter what the gender?
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No, because Chris is Chris. He is far too selfish to ever have any sort of meaningful relationship. Had Kacey and Jackie been real, they would not have maintained their relationship with him as long as they did.
 
He's SRAIGHT,
also read the rules Op
"Chris doesn't read your posts. Stop trying to directly, or indirectly, chastise Chris through your posts. He does not care."
Also I have entered and posted before the Mods make this thread unreplyable. Julie!
 
This thread got me thinking; If Chris isn't staying in his old room, he doesn't have the constant presence of the Sailor Moon (and loli Chibiusa) poster to look at to keep him from falling off the straight path. Now when those visions of penises or that voice that says "Christian is gay" pop into his head, all he has handy to look at is Barb or piss-stained newspapers. He certainly won't be able to maintain his already precarious grip on heterosexuality under these conditions.
 
I propose a toast, to Chris finally coming out of the closet. :fapcup:
 
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Sakamoto said:
Now when those visions of penises or that voice that says "Christian is gay" pop into his head, all he has handy to look at is Barb or piss-stained newspapers.
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With :pickle: shaped stains on the paper no less!
 
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