Do you feel objectified when a cat starts purring at you?

[DankSmoker]

Before you know it they start rubbing up on you and trying to sit on your lap, getting all up in your face. I can't believe we let them get away with this.

 

[GenericEdgelordSupreme]

I guess I'm just a slut; I like it when they do that.

 

[SofondaCox]

An *honored* object.
Shut up and be honored, it’s more than a monkey deserves.

 

[eatler]

Eh I’d imagine the feelings mutual because we pet them.

 

[DankSmoker]

Eh I’d imagine the feelings mutual because we pet them.

I feel obligated to pet them until they leave me alone, it's like I've been raped.

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

whores

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

yeah but tbh I do play up to them a bit just to make my doges jealous & even more ready to kill