Do you guys think Sean Astin has seen the kiwi on a treadmill?

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John Astin, Sean's adoptive father, invented the spork, laying the groundwork for non-binary flatware and many other abominations.
 
I went to school with John Astin. One day while I was eating a poptart for breakfast, he came up to me and asked me if it was good. But before I could answer, he took it out of my hands. But instead of eating it, he proceeds to open a packet of mustard and empties its contents onto my pastry. Then, while it still has my spittle on it, he proceeds to eat it. Horrified onlookers watch as he devours my half eaten pastry drizzled in condiments before he says "Could've used some mayonnaise."
 
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