Do you have a boyfriend?

[Ruined by the Rain]

I have one. I bet you wished you also have one to hold when you feel lonely. Or horny.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

No, I do not.

 

[OrionBalls]

Nope. And I don't want one. Dating sucks.

 

[Jason Wynn]

Nope and not really on the lookout for one either.