Do you have childhood trauma around the beach? Do you hate beachy waves?

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full face of makeup, done nails, cleavage: "WHY DO THAR WHAMMENS OBJECTIFY THEMSELVES ON THA BEACH?! Oh, the cruelty of it all... I would NEVAR!"

To be fair, that's not what she was saying. Alex is obsessed with her weight and being skinny. I think she feels self-conscious and awkward knowing people can see her in a swimsuit.

Where else can you draw dicks in the sand?

In the desert and at the park, but I wouldn't encourage the latter.

water is awful

Water?? What is awful about it? I get the reasoning behind the other two, but... well maybe if you have a fear of drowning (?)

She would have so many people seething for the stupid shit she says but I'm not going to be the one to make a thread.

I don't agree with many of the things she says, but she's just hilarious to me. There's something charming about her. I also love the fact that she will say whatever's crossing her mind, she really doesn't hold back at all.

 

[Dr. Eldon Tyrell]

Alex is obsessed with her weight and being skinny. I think she feels self-conscious and awkward knowing people can see her in a swimsuit.

Yeah, that's why she wants to know WHY THESE BISHES R LAYING AROUND DOOOWING NOTHINGGG!
She's psychotic about not feeling sexy enough for the beach and thinks people telling her to partake in the fun are trying to fuck with her because
THERE'S NO FUN IN JUST LAYING AROUND DOOOWINIG NOOOTHINGGG!
I think we picked up on the same "under"-current. You are just more understanding and nice about it.

I low key want to tell her how much beach-fun she's missing out on and then blast her with the spongebob F.U.N. song until she goes postal, ngl.

 

[Hweeks]

The first time we took my daughter to the beach (we don't live near one) she was about 2-3 years old. Sitting and playing in the sand with Mom when a giant wave pushed the water up to them. I have a video of my daughter with a "WTF is this shit" panic look on her face as the water touched her legs.

I wonder what her thoughts on beaches will be when she is older based on this experience...?

 

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Yeah, that's why she wants to know WHY THESE BISHES R LAYING AROUND DOOOWING NOTHINGGG!
She's psychotic about not feeling sexy enough for the beach and thinks people telling her to partake in the fun are trying to fuck with her because
THERE'S NO FUN IN JUST LAYING AROUND DOOOWINIG NOOOTHINGGG!
I think we picked up on the same "under"-current. You are just more understanding and nice about it.

I low key want to tell her how much beach-fun she's missing out on and then blast her with the spongebob F.U.N. song until she goes postal, ngl.

Yeah, it's a little too intense, but that's just her in general. I think she may have had a really hard time as a child with her weight (or maybe something else happened in a beach), the way she suddenly feels the urge to say that she had a great childhood is a little odd.