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sometimes i think about the metokur forum. how many cows did they have on there that we don't even know about? all those cows lost to time like tears in rain...
do you know of any obscure lolcows that don't have a kf thread? - bonus points if they don't have an ED page either
- Thread starter malleusmaleficarum
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Steven Strick (aka Lorerunner) should have a thread. Problem is since his dirty laundry was revealed he’s kept a pretty low profile and there’s not much more milk to gain, so a thread would be kinda pointless right now.
Bullet points are he’s a streamer/YouTuber who has an incredibly smug, inflated ego. Pretty much the living stereotype of the r/iamverysmart subreddit. Funny but the big thing is he was accused of molesting the 11 year old daughter of a family friend and got off on a technicality. He’s refused to talk about it and bans anyone who brings it up. He has a known history of lying about his past life and being physically abusive to his ex girlfriend/wife. Guy just comes off as ascumbag all around
Bullet points are he’s a streamer/YouTuber who has an incredibly smug, inflated ego. Pretty much the living stereotype of the r/iamverysmart subreddit. Funny but the big thing is he was accused of molesting the 11 year old daughter of a family friend and got off on a technicality. He’s refused to talk about it and bans anyone who brings it up. He has a known history of lying about his past life and being physically abusive to his ex girlfriend/wife. Guy just comes off as ascumbag all around
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Serife
Mentally challenged turk who argues with kids half year age, obese, welfare sucking autist who can and fight her right to fantasize about 14 year old anime boys
You'd have to follow this cow to understand and probably smell her.
She showers once a week and has downie proof time schedule in her room.
And so much more
Mentally challenged turk who argues with kids half year age, obese, welfare sucking autist who can and fight her right to fantasize about 14 year old anime boys
You'd have to follow this cow to understand and probably smell her.
She showers once a week and has downie proof time schedule in her room.
And so much more
I follow Bryan Ropar. I'm glad he doesn't have a thread because his shenanigans are harmless and I don't want anyone to fuck with him. He has an immense plastic lawn chair collection of several thousand chairs, built a rock climbing wall from his basement to his attic, and is building a functional railroad around his yard. Seems like a genuinely nice autist who loves sharing his hobbies online to an audience of a few dozen people. One notable quirk with him is that he has compartmentalized each one of his hobbies onto a different youtube page. Last I counted there were about 20 different channels, with about 3000 videos total dating back to the mid 00s.
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Giovanni of the Loveline radio show fandom. He is a massive sperg who tells his tale of woe to anyone and everyone who will listen: mom didn't pay enough attention so he listened to the show. He has spent most of his adult life collecting and archiving fan recordings of a show that was not archived by any broadcasting studio, which is appreciated by the fans of this niche interest, but he rants and raves and gets himself banned everywhere from reddit to Twitter. His obsession with Adam Carolla (an uninteresting figure at best in 2023) is downright uncomfortable to observe and the joke is frequently made that he will one day kill Carolla and wear his skin as a suit.
He insists that he doesn't want credit for his efforts while flipping out whenever someone reposts a show recording in a place where he doesn't have control of it. He will insinuate that lovelinetapes.com is his website when it very much is not and he is allowed to collaborate under the explicit understanding that he cannot hoard recordings to himself. He has a voice almost exactly like Buffalo Bill but has somehow wormed his way into the greater Carolla podcasting network with a show that celebrates his obsession with the very man paying for his podcast hosting.
His entire identity is built upon his appreciation for a comedian whose content hasn't been worthwhile in nearly 15 years — he even dubs himself "Superfan Giovanni." His website of the same name has a social button that still links to his banned twitter account. He has a podcast feed of old recordings onto which he tacks a full one-minute theme song about himself and his obsession with the show.
He is incredibly easy to rile up and the best place to find him these days is lovelinetapes.com, when he isn't accidentally outing his socks on reddit.
He insists that he doesn't want credit for his efforts while flipping out whenever someone reposts a show recording in a place where he doesn't have control of it. He will insinuate that lovelinetapes.com is his website when it very much is not and he is allowed to collaborate under the explicit understanding that he cannot hoard recordings to himself. He has a voice almost exactly like Buffalo Bill but has somehow wormed his way into the greater Carolla podcasting network with a show that celebrates his obsession with the very man paying for his podcast hosting.
His entire identity is built upon his appreciation for a comedian whose content hasn't been worthwhile in nearly 15 years — he even dubs himself "Superfan Giovanni." His website of the same name has a social button that still links to his banned twitter account. He has a podcast feed of old recordings onto which he tacks a full one-minute theme song about himself and his obsession with the show.
He is incredibly easy to rile up and the best place to find him these days is lovelinetapes.com, when he isn't accidentally outing his socks on reddit.
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worm ranch
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There's this guy on twitter, DeletionGod or Carlos Silva, who I saw some people talking about on discord. I'd put him as a horror cow who reminds me of the Bjork stalker, just with the c list artist Poppy and not quite in murder territory, yet. His twitter is mostly weird selfies and tagging his waifu alongside schizo ramblings that I assumed are directed to her and occasionally get into weird God stuff territory because of course they do. Sometimes he posts bad art or pictures of his gross looking house, he also scratched Poppys name into his ankle, which is where I think people started taking notice. He has a few other social media accounts, but his posting is random and no one wants to interact with him to see how he'll react.
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This is going back a long time(early to mid-2010s) and we may even have a thread on this guy due to his sheer ignorant arrogance and outrageous antics. Problem is I've forgotten his name.
This guy (I'll call him X) was an Australian. He was also one of these "autism is my superpower" jackoffs.
X had a website (hisname.co.au). On this site he would libel people who had "wronged" him and had no compunction in doxing others while squealing if someone else did it to him.
Political shit
He had once (possibly twice) stood for election as a local councillor. The first time he represented a single-issue party (something like "no smart meters and...") in a zero-hope constituency, and promptly fucked up the campaign by making it all about himself, his sob story, and demanding special privileges for the autistic "so that they get a fair shake". That campaign went down the shitter and he set some sort of record for least votes ever cast for a candidate in a local election (2, after he was refused a third recount).
His party ejected him after this fiasco, so he decided to register his own party - the "Action Party" (logo was a kangaroo with boxing gloves). I think he failed to register this (too little support). Also, the doddering leader of a moribund '80s party called "Action Australia" (similar politics to the British NF) issued a statement distancing himself from X's party.
Aussie Rules!
X was a self-styled expert in Australian Rules Football and claimed to be its only historian(and writing its definitive history in his "book"), despite not being known as a player or referee of the sport.
Using this story he tried to grift free stuff (donations, etc.).
On one occasion he wrote to the Australian railway demanding a long-distance trip for free, to attend a match whichhe had guilt-tripped the club into giving him tickets for was historically important.
The railway gave him third-class(or whatever Aussies call standing room only) tickets, which caused a chimpout by X, as he needed to be seated because "muh autism".Unfortunately the railway was obdurate.
Other Slapfights
X got into drama all over the internet.
Some of his prominent targets were:
Litigatory Censorship
X had some Sovran Citizen views and had picked up much of their playbook for lawfare.
Notable victims of his pro se harassment were:
Keep in mind that this is only the shit I remember - I'm sure there was far more.
I have no idea what happened to this jerk. He seems to have gone inactive and DFE.
If we have a thread on this jackass or anyone remembers him (especially his name), please point me in the right direction.
This guy (I'll call him X) was an Australian. He was also one of these "autism is my superpower" jackoffs.
X had a website (hisname.co.au). On this site he would libel people who had "wronged" him and had no compunction in doxing others while squealing if someone else did it to him.
Political shit
He had once (possibly twice) stood for election as a local councillor. The first time he represented a single-issue party (something like "no smart meters and...") in a zero-hope constituency, and promptly fucked up the campaign by making it all about himself, his sob story, and demanding special privileges for the autistic "so that they get a fair shake". That campaign went down the shitter and he set some sort of record for least votes ever cast for a candidate in a local election (2, after he was refused a third recount).
His party ejected him after this fiasco, so he decided to register his own party - the "Action Party" (logo was a kangaroo with boxing gloves). I think he failed to register this (too little support). Also, the doddering leader of a moribund '80s party called "Action Australia" (similar politics to the British NF) issued a statement distancing himself from X's party.
Aussie Rules!
X was a self-styled expert in Australian Rules Football and claimed to be its only historian(and writing its definitive history in his "book"), despite not being known as a player or referee of the sport.
Using this story he tried to grift free stuff (donations, etc.).
On one occasion he wrote to the Australian railway demanding a long-distance trip for free, to attend a match which
The railway gave him third-class(or whatever Aussies call standing room only) tickets, which caused a chimpout by X, as he needed to be seated because "muh autism".
Other Slapfights
X got into drama all over the internet.
Some of his prominent targets were:
- The website for autists wrongplanet.org (for not being "radical" enough [and banning him])
- A forum for aficionados of Aussie Rules Football, for calling him a "bludger", ridiculing his political campaigns and banning him.
- Some US retard with a blog(this guy was a lolcow in his own right, guy wanted euthanasia for all autists, then claimed to have found a "cure" for autism in some outdated anti-cancer drug which he was giving to his retarded son). He got on X's shit list for "featuring" X as a blight on society on his blog and posting X's emails and ridiculing them.
- Google and AltaVista, the search engines, for ranking the US retard's blog above X's ego page on name searches for X.
Litigatory Censorship
X had some Sovran Citizen views and had picked up much of their playbook for lawfare.
Notable victims of his pro se harassment were:
- The Aussie Rules forum: buckled after receiving emails threatening legal action and deleted most of the content regarding X.
- The railway: thrown out.
- Google: he managed to get the court to issue an order forcing them to remove the US retard's content on him from search results from Australia. Google actually turned up to the court and put up a defense, but lost.
- US retard: Part of the same case as Google, but did not turn up, demanding to be sued in the US. Court entered a judgement against him, demanding that he take all material pertaining to X off the blog. Response(on blog): No, come sue me in the US.
Keep in mind that this is only the shit I remember - I'm sure there was far more.
I have no idea what happened to this jerk. He seems to have gone inactive and DFE.
If we have a thread on this jackass or anyone remembers him (especially his name), please point me in the right direction.
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BetterFuckChuck
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me and Jason have been researching Lorerunner for years it seems, if someone where to just read all the comments and links on this site about Steve Strick theyd probably make a half-decent OP. maybe i will? probably not
soulgains
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Jose Sander's, the Mexican Ethan Ralph, is one I haven't ever seen mentioned here. He's notable for potentially being the first "van-life" youtuber, before it became a trend, and his crippling addiction to alcohol. He consistently livestreams on youtube and does call in shows where people make fun of him for being drunk, homeless, and subsisting off superchats without actually getting a job.
Syzyg
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John Gabriel, Greek guy that made "The New Calculus". Well known sperg on Usenet's sci.math. Also a jewsperg that sang the Israeli National Anthem to prove he isn't antisemitic, while also believing that Hitler told the truth about Jews in Mein Kampf.
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Ben Lucero is a relatively infamous member of the VHS community. Often titled "The Mall Screamer", he once screamed in the mall and when people point that to him. He screams over that. He was often called a Mexican Midget due to the way he looks. Hunter June was another relatively infamous member of the VHS community as well but faded into obscurity nowadays, while he still posts, he is no longer having the attention he once has. But when he did get attention, he was often called a Neanderthal due to the way he looks and speaks. Both lolcows mentioned are not significant enough to have a thread but they have Orbiters and A-logs just as retarded as them if not more.
Goyslop829
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I'd say that Just a Robot is long overdue for a thread. He's fairly prolific in the art commentary community. He speaks in that retarded monotone voice in every video, he feels the need to comment on and respond to every video criticizing him (imagine having 209k subs, but you feel the need to watch every single video shitting on you), and just recently, he landed in hot water for defending Synnibear03 over pedo allegations which SHE ADMITTED TO, but he made excuses for her and recorded an interview where he tries to get into her pants, essentially.
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Superchloe is an Australian tiktoker that my sister follows and occasionally tortures me with. I believe she has celebral palsy.
She likes to sing songs like 'I Have a Boyfriend' and "Cap on Backwards'
She has a boyfriend or maybe a husband? named Marshall who she is very territorial over.. I'm not sure what's wrong with him.
She likes to sing songs like 'I Have a Boyfriend' and "Cap on Backwards'
She has a boyfriend or maybe a husband? named Marshall who she is very territorial over.. I'm not sure what's wrong with him.
elrond hubbard
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Isaac Uncooked
Extremely mentally ill tranny who once had a promising start to a youtube career as someone who detransed and had the "lived the experience" to voice why so much of the trans ideology is bullshit. He let his unchecked BPD take over and now makes completely deranged videos turning on his audience, acting like a complete lunatic, and being obsessed with a fake autoimmune disorder he thinks he has. Not much potential for a thread because it's more sad than funny.
Extremely mentally ill tranny who once had a promising start to a youtube career as someone who detransed and had the "lived the experience" to voice why so much of the trans ideology is bullshit. He let his unchecked BPD take over and now makes completely deranged videos turning on his audience, acting like a complete lunatic, and being obsessed with a fake autoimmune disorder he thinks he has. Not much potential for a thread because it's more sad than funny.