Do you know what day it is today?!

[ShahOfIran1979]

HAHAHHAHAHA

 

[Peanut Butter in Peril]

0:13

 

[ConsentAccidentVictimNo98]

It's a day ending in y sir.

 

[Soup Sammiches]

I do. It's July 15, 1982.

 

[MazonLabs Recruitment Rep]

 

[Sperghetti]

Uh... Thursday?

 

[monk]

It's the day when they burn giant bonfires in every town.

 

[Pierre D'Olnique]

Święto Pracy

 

[RomanianSchizo]

The day Hitler killed himself?

 

[Neodanthril]

It's big chungus bussy squirt day

 

[thhrang]

 

[PetiteFeet]

May day because it's 2:41am in my timezone.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

IT'S YOUR
BATH TIME!
OH BOY!!​

​

- Calvin's dad on the current time

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

International Workers' Day.

Never forget your comrades who gave their lives for the eight-hour workday. Many of their statements and grievances are equally applicable today.

 

[Magicicada_septendecula]

Monday

 

[Ron Jeremy Stan Account]

Is it Sunday? Is it Monday? Is it Tuesday, Bluesday, Better-wear-shoes-day!? Is it Wednesday? Is it Thursday? Is it Friday, Saturday, Better-wear-a-hat-urday?!

Maybe it's tomorrow, or maybe it's not. Maybe it's yesterday. I just forgot!!

 

[Milles d'Allemagne]

its the best day of the year baby

 

[the rat]

Gotta get down on Friday.

 

[Michael Jacks0n]

It's that fucking day when ugly, fatass commies protest in the streets for some reason. It's also that day when my Facebook feed is flooded with normiefag Boomers uploading pictures of Justin Timberlake. Fuck May 1st.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

It's that fucking day when ugly, fatass commies protest in the streets for some reason.

Hey, hey, I may be an ugly fatass, but I've...what was the third thing you said?

It's also that day when my Facebook feed is flooded with normiefag Boomers uploading pictures of Justin Timberlake. Fuck May 1st.

For some reason I thought he had died and had to verify JT is in fact still alive.

This isn't the first time though. For an extended period, from roughly mid-2009 to late 2014, I thought Oprah Winfrey was dead.