Do you like the taste of envelope adhesive?

[Feral Postie]

I can't get enough of envelope adhesive. I lick it, smell it, lick it more.
Sometimes I burn it to get that delicious envelope adhesive high.
I crave more, but withdrawal is setting in, all new letters have the gross two sided tape.

 

[stares at error messages]

No. Use a sponge or just use a glue stick like a normal person.

 

[Postal_Rat]

It tasted alright as a kid haven't licked an envelope in ages though

 

[SandyCat]

People still send letters?

 

[Robert Cummings]

Op uses cum to seal his letters.

 

[Feral Postie]

Op uses cum to seal his letters.

I swear I didn't and that isn't how I got fired from the Post Office.

People still send letters?

Sometimes they do, but not often which is sad. A letter is far more loving than a text.

 

[Anti Alien Alarm]

the adhesive makes me nauseous. i use sealing wax instead.

 

[4506-C]

Some envelopes taste better than others

 

[TroonsDid911]

Didn't you watch the Seinfeld PSA? Envelope adhesive is as dangerous as fentanyl.

 

[Feral Postie]

Didn't you watch the Seinfeld PSA? Envelope adhesive is as dangerous as fentanyl.

No, but they're right. I've od'd twice on envelope adhesive so far

 

[Squishie PP]

yes, its very yummy in my tummy. I buy envelopes just for the adhesive, then when I need to send mail I just seal them with duct tape

 

[The Feline Solution]

The nectar of gods.

Some envelopes taste better than others

The new ones here taste like shit, probably because they are not meant to be licked and are self-sealing. I lick them anyways, old habits and all that.

the adhesive makes me nauseous. i use sealing wax instead.

Oh, la-dee-dah, Mr. 17th century Count.

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

Envelope adhesive is nice and all but have you tried gasoline or compressed air? That shit is real good, you should try it

 

[ForgedBlades]

Yeah. Preferably when it's paired with the aroma of copy paper coming out of a laser printer.