Do you push out your farts or do you let them slip out naturally?

[TroonsDid911]

Spoiler: My answer

Pushing is how you let out manly farts. Only women let them sneak out.

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

I'm forced to push my farts out, because they cannot slip-through due to the sheer thickness and density of my asshole jungle blocking everything that isn't an extremely spicy and powerful Mexican/Indian volcanic diarrhea

 

[DiggieSmalls]

I try and shit my pants every time I have to fart

 

[Fireman Sam]

Only if I'm trying to make a statement.
Just be careful not to push too hard with your core muscles or you may end up sharting the place like the disgusting shit spewing cretin that you are.

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

I hold them in, sometimes theres a certain sensation, i cant explain it, it's kinda stingy, it's not hot or cold its wierd but when I feel it, I'm like uh oh I'd better do this one over the toilet.

 

[Free Steaks!]

I force mine out in order to create minor chaos in the local atmosphere. Gotta maximize the Butterfly effect every chance I get.

 

[veeeeeeeee]

i push it out for extra area-of-effect poison damage

 

[Samson Pumpkin Jr.]

There is no "right" answer to this question - ultimately, it is up to the individual to decide what they are comfortable with. Some people may feel that pushing out their farts helps them to release gas more quickly and efficiently, while others may prefer to let them slip out naturally. There is no wrong way to go about it!

 

[thyme]

Expelled like artillery fire my dude. If you hold in your farts it comes out your mouth

If you decide not to release a fart, some of the gas will be reabsorbed into the circulatory system. From there, it goes to the lungs for a gas exchange throughout the pulmonary circulation system and is expelled through breathing.