Off-Topic Do you support Phil getting an orchiectomy?

[Pikonic]

Phil is set on the idea that we kiwis are stopping him from removing his balls, yet I've seen nothing but support. I'm confused, so I've opened this poll.

 

[chimpburgers]

Good question. If his balls aren't removed, he'll keep bitching about it and blaming us for it which I find funny. If he does get his balls removed, he'll just gloat about it and still shit on this site. It's a win win either way, but I like him keeping his balls for that reason.

 

[CWICKQUARTER]

I really don't get why he sperges about castration rather than a proper downstairs rebuild?

Still as long as he thinks there is a conspiracy to stop him getting nutted, i'm happy.

 

[Sanshain]

I'm overwhelmingly in favor of it. Call this A-Loggy, but getting to watch as Phil inevitably screws up recovery, or eventually realizes what a massive mistake he made if he DIDN'T screw up recovery would be delicious and cathartic.

Edit: Wow, my opinion changed a lot in five months.

 

[Ravenor]

Here you go, a whole thread on the subject.

 

[TheProdigalStunna]

I vote no because I don't want him to kill himself and thus end the flow of milk.

 

[Milford Grimley]

I think Phil should get his balls removed because I agree he shouldn't reproduce, and maybe he will calm down a little, like a dog that gets less destructive after being neutered.

 

[Goofy Logic]

Either way it's a win-win for the kiwis. If he does not get gelded, we laugh as he chimp-outs about not being able lose his nuts. If he does get gelded, we laugh as his bad descisions start to dogpile to the point of no return.

Quite frankly, there is no helping him, we are just along for the ride. Some of us see what poking him does, but nothing really deters him.

 

[Reddit Avenger]

I do, if only just to see what new excuse he comes up with as to why he can't ride a bike.

 

[VLAD]

Is there a way to vote for both? Either way, the end result would be fucking hilarious.

 

[ActualKiwi]

Would be quite happy to know he's out of the gene pool to be honest.. But either option will continue to provide entertainment..

 

[Splendid]

I'm ok with him getting it if he pays for it and all of the pre/postcare personally. Of course, that won't happen, so it won't happen, but I'm fine with it. The taxpayer should not be burdened with his bullshit though.

 

[Cave]

I don't think it matters either way.

Phil isn't going to reproduce.

 

[Alex Krycek]

Phil inflicting physical pain on himself for no personal gain?
Stranger things have happened (see figging).

 

[Positron]

On one hand, castrating him costs public money which could have spent on legitimate issues.
On the other, it would drastically shorten his already short lifespan, thus saving public money in the long run.
So on balance: DO IT NOW!

 

[Sperglord Dante]

There's two tragedies in life, one is not getting your balls chopped off and the other is to get them chopped.

I think Phil losing his balls will wake him up from his insane tranx dreams and force him to face reality and build another persona. And you know you want to see a depressed castrated Phil going full Islam/Nazi.

 

[Hyperion]

I don't really care either way. He's going to play pretend and blame us no matter what happens.

It's pretty weird that he wants to cut his balls off but its his body.

 

[wheat pasta]

I honestly don't have strong feelings one way or the other about if he should or shouldn't, however I do think he's an idiot** for wanting to get rid of excess material that could be used to form his new genitals*. Unless it's really common to do this during transition so as to maximize the effectiveness of hormones, I admittedly don't know a lot about this process...

*If he were serious about transitioning, that is. But we all know he's not.
**Goes without saying that he is one, but, you know.

 

[Hanamura]

I honestly don't have strong feelings one way or the other about if he should or shouldn't, however I do think he's an idiot** for wanting to get rid of excess material that could be used to form his new genitals*. Unless it's really common to do this during transition so as to maximize the effectiveness of hormones, I admittedly don't know a lot about this process...

*If he were serious about transitioning, that is. But we all know he's not.
**Goes without saying that he is one, but, you know.

Yeah, he's kind of a dumbass for getting his balls snipped when really all he's doing is just taking away potential tissue for a neovag. Of course, I don't think he'd be into getting a neovag because you have to wait at least 6 weeks before you can have sex, maybe more, and he can't go that long waiting to fig his new hole.
Plus, getting your nuts chopped isn't really viable for maximizing effectiveness of hormones when really all that needs to be taken is some testosterone blocker in addition to the estrogen pills.

 

[Radgy Chadobah]

I'm ambivalent either way as long as IzzySmell keeps us in the loop via location updates and blaming us for whatever.