Off-Topic Do you support Phil getting an orchiectomy?

Do you support Phil's plan to remove his bits?

  • Yes, please remove his ability to reproduce.

    Votes: 105 80.8%

  • No, he shouldn't get his way/ it's not a nessasary operation.

    Votes: 25 19.2%
  • Total voters
    130
My heart says "Yes, please snip those love spuds so he can't reproduce!"

Then I remember this is Phil and no hot Latina lesbiana's going to willingly open their legs for him anyway. Plus, he's probably infertile by now in his poor health.
 
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Why can't we have it both ways? I say we snip his testicles off but leave his dick in one piece, that way his ability to reproduce is gone but at the same time he's still a man.
 
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AnchuentProphecy said:
Why can't we have it both ways? I say we snip his testicles off but leave his dick in one piece, that way his ability to reproduce is gone but at the same time he's still a man.
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You joke, but that's exactly what he's planning to do. And this will make him a translatinx princess. Somehow.
 
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I think we're running out of ways to say that we welcome Phil removing his ability to reproduce, so I vote yes. I'd like to get the saga over with and move on to laughing at the next retarded thing he does.
 
I'm sure this opinion has already been said but I'll throw my two cents in: On one hand I like it when he's denied what he wants. On the other hand, him somehow actually finding a way to get his tater-tots removed would leave him with a very sensitive wound that would require the utmost care and near fanatical cleanliness to keep from getting infected. And the idea of him suffering from a self-inflicted injury like that makes me chuckle.

So honestly, either one will yield good results for me.
 
Yes, I want to see him whining about Gamergate Kiwis infecting his operation scars.
 
Would getting his nuts chopped off REALLY lower the chances of him reproducing? Because that would imply that he was getting any to begin with.

I mean, I know he had "partners" before but I would imagine he gets laid very sparingly.
 
Realistically it wouldn't matter either way. I hear a few "prevent him from reproducing" arguments, but I sincerely doubt any (biological) woman could stand being around his presence long enough to have sex with him, let alone the unprotected variety. Really his balls are just as much a novelty as the ones rednecks put on their pickup trucks.

Having said that, I really enjoy how fucking triggered he appears to be every time he's reminded of his own anatomy. The longer he chimps out about them, the better.
 
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As much as I would like to say that he should as getting rid of his crusty meat sponges would be doing the human gene pool a massive favor. At the same time I hope that any doctor who gives it the OK and does the operation has their medical license suspended for the rest of their life, as they would have to be dodgy as fuck or extremely incompetent (to the point where they are going to get someone else killed) to not see that Phil is so mentally deficient that he should not be allowed to make such a drastic life altering choice such as getting a orchiectomy in the first place.
 
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Wally Balljacker said:
Realistically it wouldn't matter either way. I hear a few "prevent him from reproducing" arguments, but I sincerely doubt any (biological) woman could stand being around his presence long enough to have sex with him, let alone the unprotected variety. Really his balls are just as much a novelty as the ones rednecks put on their pickup trucks.

Having said that, I really enjoy how fucking triggered he appears to be every time he's reminded of his own anatomy. The longer he chimps out about them, the better.
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Also it is unlikely that he is fertile when he is in such bad health and when that woman wanted children with him she was unable to get pregnant and that might have been from Phil rather than her
 
We all know that he's never going to be seen to by an accredited medical professional. As weakly A-loggy as it is to suggest, I reckon we should club together and buy him a really strong elastic band, so he can get on with it himself, and save anyone else the indignity and horror of going anywhere near that festering nutsack's festering nutsack.
 
I'm indifferent but it would not surprise me if this whole thing turns out to be more of a bondage submissive fantasy that he tries to pass off as a transgender thing as bondage is one of the few things that he seems to be legit about apart from autism. I know that some extreme bondage fanatics tend to get gelded, just google 'Nullo' to see it at its worse.

He is well past the age where it will stop him from becoming more masculine and without taking hormones his body is not going to change regardless of the procedure. I'm just surprised that if he is willing to do this then why doesn't he go the whole hog and get a fake vagina, or at least brag about trying to get a fake vagina on Facebook.
 
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I'd rather he be forcibly castrated in prison. Where he is later sexually assaulted and succumbs to his injuries.
 
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If Phil gets castrated, he will probably die. Given his foul living conditions and utterly lax personal hygiene, any major surgical procedure done on him would rapidly develop a massive infection such a septicemia. This would almost certainly result in his death. So no, I don't support him getting an orchiectomy.
 
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Forever Sunrise said:
If Phil gets castrated, he will probably die. Given his foul living conditions and utterly lax personal hygiene, any major surgical procedure done on him would rapidly develop a massive infection such a septicemia. This would almost certainly result in his death. So no, I don't support him getting an orchiectomy.
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But that is the best reason for him wanting his balls chopped off
 
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