Do you think the Book of Revelations is correct in what we're seeing?

[Vril-Dame vom Aldebaran]

Oh yeah I’m sure, God’s coming he’s just taking his time

 

[The Last Stand]

I'm willing to believe that COVID-19 was a warning for God to humans to chill the fuck out. As always, man finds a way to make things worse.

 

[Wormy]

Israel has nukes, so we have those already.

Not what that means.

 

[Merried Senior Comic]

Every Christian since Christ thinks they live in the end times.

 

[Terrorist]

It’s the Book of REVELATION, ya dingus. There is one revelation. Theological opinion immediately discarded.

You forget that things have been much worse. Zelensky would be a really piss-weak excuse for an Antichrist, too. At least when the schizos said this about Obama, he was leader of the US government instead of some Eurasian lackey.

 

[byuu]

Yes, the government loves you and has your best interests at heart. Never heard that one before!

Yes, it's either the government is flawless and perfectly benevolent or ruled by literal Satan trying to bring the Apocalypse and giving everyone the Mark of the Beast.
And since we know the former isn't true, it must be the latter.

Completely logical and not schizo at all.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

But I wanna be the Mother Harlot it's not faaaair

I want to be a whore riding a dragon. Maybe I could have a pet sheep with 69 eyes.

 

[Syaoran Li]

I'm willing to believe that COVID-19 was a warning for God to humans to chill the fuck out. As always, man finds a way to make things worse.

If there's one thing that mankind can be counted on, it's screwing things up even when the obvious is right in front of us.

 

[Random Internet Person]

It’s the Book of REVELATION, ya dingus. There is one revelation. Theological opinion immediately discarded.

And wasn’t it a bunch of shit all at once?

No.

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There's like so many dumb apocalypse theories about the Bible and none of them happened.

That’s a little reassuring. Keywords being “a little”

And since you mention theories…

You forget that things have been much worse. Zelensky would be a really piss-weak excuse for an Antichrist, too. At least when the schizos said this about Obama, he was leader of the US government instead of some Eurasian lackey.

I’d imagine someone would call Hillary Clinton the Antichrist. I think some have already called her Satan though.