Do you tip your girlfriend when she slices your apples for you?

[Skitarii]

Personally, I stand up and clap, and both of us salute the flag

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

I slice apples for my girlfriend and she slices her steamy turd logs for me

 

[YayLasagna]

Girlfriend?

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

no, but i tip my mommy some yummy tummy cummies when she brings me my tendies.

 

[Geddy Lee's Fee and See]

Why would I tip my left hand and the girlie mags I own?

 

[Dagoth AMOGUS]

your mom is so good i should tip her

 

[A-Stump]

If my gf ever came at me like that with a vegetal I'd shit my pants and ruin my gamer chair

 

[allthewaydowntotheballbag]

nah, she's too heavy

 

[I'm Retarded?]

yeah the tip of my p*nis lmafo

 

[OrionBalls]

My Dad gave me that knife so I could learn to slice my own apples. Not so I could slice them for some MAN.

 

[DankSmoker]

I would feel emasculated because I like palming my apple and digging into it as god intended.

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

Which tip are we talking about exactly?

 

[RussianParasite]

Haven’t bitches learned to stay the fuck away from apples after all of this time? Last time this happened things got real fucked up real quick.

 

[Named User]

She knows the "just the tip" thing is a lie but lets me dig her out raw anyway.

 

[rrtyui]

Haven’t bitches learned to stay the fuck away from apples after all of this time? Last time this happened things got real fucked up real quick.

Dude what happened?

 

[RussianParasite]

Dude what happened?

Some lady like a long time ago ate an apple and it pissed off god. Long story.

 

[Epoch]

I slice apples for my girlfriend and she slices her steamy turd logs for me

I'm starting to regret saying bargain bin was the funniest q&a poster

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

I'm starting to regret saying bargain bin was the funniest q&a poster

well it isnt like there is much competition. it's like saying he is the thinnest person at fat camp.