Do your parents hate you if they call you something generic like "Bob"?

[Moths]

I can't ever imagine someone finding such a basic ass name attractive

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

If Bob is the name on your birth certificate, your parents were retarded.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

im pretty sure my parent's hate for me goes deeper than just giving me a basic name.

 

[DankSmoker]

I'm sorry you have a whimsical hippy name but dont take it out on the parents that didn't want their kids bullied.

 

[We Are The Witches]

The name Bob comes from Robert, which is a pretty cool name.

If they literally named you "Bob", they may not have the best of criteria, but that does not mean that they hate you. You can also refer to yourself as Robert anyways.

 

[DankSmoker]

The name Bob comes from Robert, which is a pretty cool name.

If they literally named you "Bob", they may not have the best of criteria, but that does not mean that they hate you. You can also refer to yourself as Robert anyways.

I once met a guy who called himself 'Magic' iirc, had a full sleeve tattoo of majin vegeta. Never do drugs, kids, or you will have to interact with people like that.

 

[We Are The Witches]

I once met a guy who called himself 'Magic' iirc, had a full sleeve tattoo of majin vegeta. Never do drugs, kids, or you will have to interact with people like that.

That was his rap artist name.

 

[Cardinal Cardinal]

There are way worse names than Bob. Like people who get named after cars, household products, ghetto names, and Hollywood (look how creative I am) names.

 

[DankSmoker]

That was his rap artist name.

I mean if he did that would be a treasure trove but I don't think he had anything going for him, it took all the restraint I had biting my tongue so I didn't pry.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

I once met a guy who called himself 'Magic' iirc, had a full sleeve tattoo of majin vegeta. Never do drugs, kids, or you will have to interact with people like that.

I knew a guy named Super, and another guy named Victorious, yes that was their legal names and yes both of them were black.

 

[DankSmoker]

I knew a guy named Super, and another guy named Victorious, yes that was their legal names and yes both of them were black.

This dude was white and seemed like a tweaker, he may have also had dreadlocks.

 

[Professor G. Raff]

im pretty sure my parent's hate for me goes deeper than just giving me a basic name.

It's really not that basic at all but they did unfortunately set you up for a future in both far-right extremism and worse, reviewing schlock! ...wait, what do you mean KiwiFarms usernames are not the user's legal name and don't solely encapsulate every attribute about their lifestyle...?

 

[dick brain]

I would fucking kill to have a normal name that doesn't sound like I made it up to sound cool.

 

[Jason Wynn]

I have a pretty generic name. I’ll take it over some of the stupid shit parents have named their kids. At least I’m not a Kayden or a Brayden

 

[kickingstones]

I've seen a lot of kids get a trendy special snowflake name and it turns them into spoiled rotten twats. Meat and potatoes name means the kid has to earn the attention they get.

 

[DankSmoker]

I've seen a lot of kids get a trendy special snowflake name and it turns them into spoiled rotten twats. Meat and potatoes name means the kid has to earn the attention they get.

Especially if you're surrounded by other kids with the same name, you're forced to develop a personality. Another cool factor is just being referred to as your last name like you're in the military.

 

[Achtung Bitter]

If a person can live a successful life with a name like Donald, then you really shouldn’t mind being Bob.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

just means they know you'll be gay and marry someone called Neil

 

[オプセック]

I can't ever imagine someone finding such a basic ass name attractive

Does Elon musk love his children?
Loving Parents don't call their kids techno mechanicus either... I think... I am eying Maximus Indominus for my first born tho...

 

[THE SUPREME ONION]

i mean maybe if youa re nice they will call you bobby and make some hotpocket