Do your pets support Gamergate?

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my hermit crabs went into their shells whenever i tried talking to them about the benefits of feminism in first world countries. they seem to be on our side... for now.
 
My dogs bark whenever I'm playing vidya. They must be against GamerGate. I blame feminist and marxist for this.
 
My cat knocked one of my handhelds off my desk a few weeks ago, so it's pretty clear he's against vidya in all it's forms.
 
Ok, I was worried at first seeing as how my cat can handle the same crotchrocket motorcycle Brianna Wu does, but I feel this can be used to our advantage, especially given how my cat wields a katana Saints Row 2 style while on that thing. Plus the speed and maneuverability is far better than a Toyota Prius.
 
i was watching COPS the other day and decided it would be cool to basically have my own k9 unit hunting dog only he snuffs out whore stank and pretentiousness instead of drugs. i spent like a week training my hound dog to track the scent of fear and oppression and mercilessly hunt the targets down in the name of gamergate, but hes a basset so he's not very fast and instead of fighting people he just kind of humps their leg until he gets tired and then takes a nap on the floor
 
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