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Meet "Docta Canis", a YouTuber who always seems to get into scraps with virtually every establishment/person he comes across.
These fights always revolve around his "Service Dog". I'm putting this in inverted commas because a lot of people seem to think it's a load of bullshit. This is for a number of reasons, such as the way the dog acts, the fact it never has a special vest or collar, and that he's never been able to provide solid proof. He's also homeless and a convicted felon, with a litany of offences. Oh, and he really likes drugs.
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I first came across this guy when I was watching a bunch of Customer/Worker freakout videos on YouTube, where I eventually stumbled onto his viral "Pizza Hut" video.
After watching the video, I at first sided with Canis. He seemed like an ok guy who was being kicked out of a restaurant just for having a Service Dog, and the staff didn't help either by going full retard. He got an overwhelming amount of support and sympathy, but I did notice some comments about how the police officers didn't seem to believe that he was legit.
I then decided to check out his other videos, only to find that between smoking pot and getting drunk, they were all of similar bust ups in restaurants and other public places.
Starbucks. You can tell from the thumbnail alone that he likes to get real close and personal with his camera...
Going full retard in the street, is surprised that he gets arrested.
Besides all this, he has a lot of online detractors and trolls, who appear to be mostly made up of Service Dog users. Obviously these guys are the most skeptical and pissed off when it comes to Canis and his Service Dog videos. He also believes that his trolls are all pedophiles and child molesters:
This appears to have been going on for a couple of years now, with Canis usually raging and moving onto a different channel. Recently he seems to have stopped posting videos. this could either be because of the trolls, or because he's now homeless and has to use Burger King's WiFi to post videos... the most recent video was posted last month.
He also has a GoFundMe page for when he was released from jail... it didn't go very well: https://www.gofundme.com/colt45caliber3
Like many other attention whores, he has a Patreon. He's making a lot from it:
Canis receives a restraining order:
Not a fan of other races:
Colton gets mad at his trolls often. Did you know that everyone that hates him is a pedophile?:
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He's autistic (shocker) and claims to have PTSD. Definitely disabled:
www.instagram.com
There is also an archive page of troll videos:
https://archive.org/details/ColtonDavidWood/Colton+Wood+CAUGHT+Lying.mp4
Canis has claimed that his Service Dog is there to protect him from self mutilation, but never provides evidence or proof backing this up. He just turns up to restaurants and businesses with a small, mangy dog (he's homeless, and that animal probably stinks more than he does) and insists it's legal for him to do so.
Regardless of whether or not this guy's Service Dog is real, he could easily get a vest or a collar to identify it as such. It just makes him seem like a fucknugget who starts fights with people for views, sympathy and donations.
Colton currently lives in Harbor City, California. Being in Los Angeles makes it more difficult to gain access to his criminal records unfortunately.
He was mentioned on KF previously: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/youtube-autism.25435/post-2574411 (http://archive.li/pNzZ5)
These fights always revolve around his "Service Dog". I'm putting this in inverted commas because a lot of people seem to think it's a load of bullshit. This is for a number of reasons, such as the way the dog acts, the fact it never has a special vest or collar, and that he's never been able to provide solid proof. He's also homeless and a convicted felon, with a litany of offences. Oh, and he really likes drugs.

Colton Wood on Instagram: “Work time”
4 Likes, 0 Comments - Colton Wood (@colt45caliber) on Instagram: “Work time”

I first came across this guy when I was watching a bunch of Customer/Worker freakout videos on YouTube, where I eventually stumbled onto his viral "Pizza Hut" video.
After watching the video, I at first sided with Canis. He seemed like an ok guy who was being kicked out of a restaurant just for having a Service Dog, and the staff didn't help either by going full retard. He got an overwhelming amount of support and sympathy, but I did notice some comments about how the police officers didn't seem to believe that he was legit.
I then decided to check out his other videos, only to find that between smoking pot and getting drunk, they were all of similar bust ups in restaurants and other public places.
Besides all this, he has a lot of online detractors and trolls, who appear to be mostly made up of Service Dog users. Obviously these guys are the most skeptical and pissed off when it comes to Canis and his Service Dog videos. He also believes that his trolls are all pedophiles and child molesters:
He also has a GoFundMe page for when he was released from jail... it didn't go very well: https://www.gofundme.com/colt45caliber3
Like many other attention whores, he has a Patreon. He's making a lot from it:
Canis receives a restraining order:
Not a fan of other races:
Colton gets mad at his trolls often. Did you know that everyone that hates him is a pedophile?:

Colton Wood on Instagram: “The daily pedophile report. If you have any information about additional aliases please contact me and preserve records”
2 Likes, 0 Comments - Colton Wood (@colt45caliber) on Instagram: “The daily pedophile report. If you have any information about additional aliases please contact me…”

He's autistic (shocker) and claims to have PTSD. Definitely disabled:

Instagram post by Colton Wood • Nov 10, 2018 at 3:55am UTC
4 Likes, 0 Comments - Colton Wood (@colt45caliber) on Instagram

There is also an archive page of troll videos:
https://archive.org/details/ColtonDavidWood/Colton+Wood+CAUGHT+Lying.mp4
Canis has claimed that his Service Dog is there to protect him from self mutilation, but never provides evidence or proof backing this up. He just turns up to restaurants and businesses with a small, mangy dog (he's homeless, and that animal probably stinks more than he does) and insists it's legal for him to do so.
Regardless of whether or not this guy's Service Dog is real, he could easily get a vest or a collar to identify it as such. It just makes him seem like a fucknugget who starts fights with people for views, sympathy and donations.
Colton currently lives in Harbor City, California. Being in Los Angeles makes it more difficult to gain access to his criminal records unfortunately.
He was mentioned on KF previously: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/youtube-autism.25435/post-2574411 (http://archive.li/pNzZ5)
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100015627763321 (http://archive.li/o0sFp)
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YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPw31pR3n3knsLMbai1b3Og (http://archive.li/RfCnq)
YouTube (Fights): https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_FV_CogEwoRNhwdR563X9g (http://archive.li/jgZSw)
YouTube (Gaming): https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCANr3IsrPhwygndGGt1HWyw (http://archive.li/qiFl7)
YouTube (Vlogs): https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVUql4VgiL2sZeTK1121i2Q/ (http://archive.li/zdD7h)
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