Dramacow Docta Canis / Colt45caliber / Colt45calibr / Colton Wood - "Service dog" user and convicted felon, with a knack for getting into public altercations.

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Meet "Docta Canis", a YouTuber who always seems to get into scraps with virtually every establishment/person he comes across.

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These fights always revolve around his "Service Dog". I'm putting this in inverted commas because a lot of people seem to think it's a load of bullshit. This is for a number of reasons, such as the way the dog acts, the fact it never has a special vest or collar, and that he's never been able to provide solid proof. He's also homeless and a convicted felon, with a litany of offences. Oh, and he really likes drugs.

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I first came across this guy when I was watching a bunch of Customer/Worker freakout videos on YouTube, where I eventually stumbled onto his viral "Pizza Hut" video.


After watching the video, I at first sided with Canis. He seemed like an ok guy who was being kicked out of a restaurant just for having a Service Dog, and the staff didn't help either by going full retard. He got an overwhelming amount of support and sympathy, but I did notice some comments about how the police officers didn't seem to believe that he was legit.

I then decided to check out his other videos, only to find that between smoking pot and getting drunk, they were all of similar bust ups in restaurants and other public places.

Starbucks. You can tell from the thumbnail alone that he likes to get real close and personal with his camera...

Going full retard in the street, is surprised that he gets arrested.

Besides all this, he has a lot of online detractors and trolls, who appear to be mostly made up of Service Dog users. Obviously these guys are the most skeptical and pissed off when it comes to Canis and his Service Dog videos. He also believes that his trolls are all pedophiles and child molesters:
This appears to have been going on for a couple of years now, with Canis usually raging and moving onto a different channel. Recently he seems to have stopped posting videos. this could either be because of the trolls, or because he's now homeless and has to use Burger King's WiFi to post videos... the most recent video was posted last month.


He also has a GoFundMe page for when he was released from jail... it didn't go very well: https://www.gofundme.com/colt45caliber3

Like many other attention whores, he has a Patreon. He's making a lot from it:
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Canis receives a restraining order:

Not a fan of other races:

Colton gets mad at his trolls often. Did you know that everyone that hates him is a pedophile?:
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He's autistic (shocker) and claims to have PTSD. Definitely disabled:
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There is also an archive page of troll videos:
https://archive.org/details/ColtonDavidWood/Colton+Wood+CAUGHT+Lying.mp4

Canis has claimed that his Service Dog is there to protect him from self mutilation, but never provides evidence or proof backing this up. He just turns up to restaurants and businesses with a small, mangy dog (he's homeless, and that animal probably stinks more than he does) and insists it's legal for him to do so.

Regardless of whether or not this guy's Service Dog is real, he could easily get a vest or a collar to identify it as such. It just makes him seem like a fucknugget who starts fights with people for views, sympathy and donations.

Colton currently lives in Harbor City, California. Being in Los Angeles makes it more difficult to gain access to his criminal records unfortunately.

He was mentioned on KF previously: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/youtube-autism.25435/post-2574411 (http://archive.li/pNzZ5)

 
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Just discovered this gem. If anyone cares, he is still getting arrested. Again and again.

I keep trying to find the full story on this guy, but he's one of those schitzos who can't resist screaming their entire "life story" of harrassment to almost every person they meet. He can't even board a bus without unloading 10 mins of pure insanity and threats.

From what i can see, he is still homeless but constantly "working" and therefore is still setting up his laptop and keyboard in Starbucks, public parks, the fucking beach. It's unreal. This guy can't even listen to people saying "hello" to him - it's instant paranoia and hysteria about random Internet losers like "Attack of the Cis." Imagine being driven medically insane by Mersh and fucking Royce. Mersh is barely three poverty wrungs above Colton. That's the kind of mentally stunted autist Colton is.

Here is Colton being trespassed from Starbucks for screaming about pedos and trolls.

I've probably watched about 100 of his videos so far spanning several years and I have not seen this "Service Dog" he waffles on about so much. He mentions it all the fucking time. I'm surprised he doesn't rant about KF, but he seems to be one of those weirdos whose entire Internet is just YouTube and possibly Gmail.

It's also interesting to watch his personality evolve to assimilate new handicaps and excuses. A few years ago, he said to this guy that in another time, he would lynch him for being gay.

A year later, he's basically some weird parody of a sjw, while still having the same racist, homophobic and generally bitter attitude to anyone, even children.
This video is good because the cop explains succinctly what Colton's game is and how he is hated everywhere.

 
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Another day, another arrest. I was unsure if this was a duplicate he was pretending was new content, but no, he keeps going to this spot outside the police station, presumably takes his cock out or some shit and gets arrested.

He should be getting a lot more attention now he is "featured" on this video.

 
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Man I just stumbled on this dude today and came straight here, it seems like there's a lot of history but fuck me that's a lot of videos. I saw this one of him arguing with some other junkie that ends with ol' Colt bonking his head with a baseball bat. I'm very tempted to dig through what's uploaded on this channel to try to find some context. The swing doesn't come until the very end but the whole fight is pretty entertaining, lots of n-bombs with nary an n-bomb in sight.

Can't upload the video for some reason but it's still on YT.

Also turns out he was doing YouTube before he was a vagrant or whatever under the name "just a kid that rants" and there's some archived stuff.
 
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Yeah man this guy is so fucking off his rocks it's crazy. He's clearly stuck in some sort of him vs the world narrative where he's always the persecuted victim. He clearly has several mental illnesses, which helps maintain him in this never ending cycle of uploading tons of shit. His mouth diarrhea never stops, and it completely prevents anyone from interacting with him in any meaningful way, plus the guy is stoned 24seven. Apparently he has been involved in some sort of low-level internet drama with other obscure homeless or close to homeless youtubers. He calls these people who've trolled him in his past for his "stalkers and bullies".

The most disturbing thing about this guy is that he has threatened to "kill children in your name" on multiple occasions as a response to when people report him or try to fuck with him online. He thinks that somehow him going on a rampage will cause legal trouble for the people who've messed with him over the years, as their actions clearly "pushed him over the edge". The retard doesn't appreciate that everyone will think that he's nuts and that nothing anyone does to him can ever justify him killing randos. Luckily nothing has ever come of his threats and the man has apparently also been thrown into psych wards on multiple occasions. He belongs in a group home or something.

Man I just stumbled on this dude today and came straight here, it seems like there's a lot of history but fuck me that's a lot of videos. I saw this one of him arguing with some other junkie that ends with ol' Colt bonking his head with a baseball bat. I'm very tempted to dig through what's uploaded on this channel to try to find some context. The swing doesn't come until the very end but the whole fight is pretty entertaining, lots of n-bombs with nary an n-bomb in sight.

Can't upload the video for some reason but it's still on YT.

Also turns out he was doing YouTube before he was a vagrant or whatever under the name "just a kid that rants" and there's some archived stuff.
Hold up I don't think that kid is the same guy. One of his vids "stop harassing" show screenshots from Tweets he made in 2019 with his name being listed as Colton Bichard Wood. So if this kid in those vids and tweets was that young in 19 then it obviously can't be our autistic Colton even though they seem to have similar levels of tism.
 
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Since the last time I’ve visited this thread his content had been getting wilder and he’s appeared on multiple smaller yt channels, which has increased his exposure in a significant manner. I have a feeling that this guy will become a larger cow if he continues to rant. He’s also apparently had a pretty dedicated group of various trolls for quite some time now.

I can’t be asked to dig through it all and find its origin point, but from what I can tell it originated with him being a jackass with a fake service dog which caught the ire of some people from that community, plus other weird obscure yt bloggers who had political beef with him. Anyways Colton screaming about his first name being his nigger name, and ranting about how he’s going to burn children is still kek worthy. Another favorite bit of mine is when he screams at the 911 operators for “doxxing” him by saying his full name, number and address, despite the fact that he’s the retard who’s recording and then uploading these calls.

Then there’s the whole “people hate me for being gay and I’m a liberal super kewl guy” while he’s also calling other people faggots, niggers, wetbacks etc. He also fucking hates women and goes ham on them during every single interaction.

I don’t know where he’s insane story ends but I do know that the boat saga has had a great start. The worst part about him in terms of cow content is his disjointed never ending stream of disorganized videos, which makes it a bitch to find the red threads. That coupled with his disjointed world view where he’s the victim of a great injustice who never stops spewing autistic word salads 24/7, doesn’t exactly help in figuring out wtf is going on.
 
Found this guy in my Youtube recommendations and of course he already has a thread. From what I've gathered (mostly from his frequently lying mouth) that he was gifted a boat, the engine does not run, and he's anchored himself at the Stockton guest dock, and is currently in the process of getting evicted/trespassed since he's squatting. It came to a head today when workers began trying to prevent his access to the dock and he pushed someone with an apparent restraining order against him and got beat the fuck up.
Also, does anyone know why Colton freaks out when you say his "nigger name"?
 
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Found this guy in my Youtube recommendations and of course he already has a thread. From what I've gathered (mostly from his frequently lying mouth) that he was gifted a boat, the engine does not run, and he's anchored himself at the Stockton guest dock, and is currently in the process of getting evicted/trespassed since he's squatting. It came to a head today when workers began trying to prevent his access to the dock and he pushed someone with an apparent restraining order against him and got beat the fuck up.
Also, does anyone know why Colton freaks out when you say his "nigger name"?
Colton hates his first name because he claims it was given to him by his abusive adoptive family who treated him as if he was their "field nigger". Colton lies about a lot of stuff so no one really knows if his family was actually abusive or not, he has a persecution complex where he thinks everyone is out to destroy his life.
 
Colton has been in the custody of the San Joaquin Sheriff's Department since he was arrested on the 24th of April, and he's due in court on the 15th of May. I found some court docs in a private Facebook I was invited to, that has been keeping track of Colton's antics, that say that his boat was also seized by the US Marshals and is in the custody of the City of Stockton/the company that operates the Marina for the city.

He was charged with these exact same things back in February of this year, minus the battery charge, which I'm assuming is for when he assaulted (or tried to before he got his ass beat in the video someone else shared above) Chris, the Marina Harbormaster (who has filed a restraining order against Colton, who has lobbed multiple threats against Chris and his family.)

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I screenshotted this from the Sheriff's Department's website, I have no idea how to archive it. I'm also trying to not dox myself too much beyond the fact that Colton's local to me. If I could get some guidance on how to proceed on that front, I can upload those court documents I mentioned above too.
 
Colton has been in the custody of the San Joaquin Sheriff's Department since he was arrested on the 24th of April, and he's due in court on the 15th of May. I found some court docs in a private Facebook I was invited to, that has been keeping track of Colton's antics, that say that his boat was also seized by the US Marshals and is in the custody of the City of Stockton/the company that operates the Marina for the city.

He was charged with these exact same things back in February of this year, minus the battery charge, which I'm assuming is for when he assaulted (or tried to before he got his ass beat in the video someone else shared above) Chris, the Marina Harbormaster (who has filed a restraining order against Colton, who has lobbed multiple threats against Chris and his family.)

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I screenshotted this from the Sheriff's Department's website, I have no idea how to archive it. I'm also trying to not dox myself too much beyond the fact that Colton's local to me. If I could get some guidance on how to proceed on that front, I can upload those court documents I mentioned above too.
His SUV is likely going to get towed soon too. If he gets released, he's going to have a massive meltdown when he finds out all his shit is gone.
 
His SUV is likely going to get towed soon too. If he gets released, he's going to have a massive meltdown when he finds out all his shit is gone.
One of the guys at the Stockton marina that's been keeping track of his shenanigans knows where he lives and found his SUV. It had a ticket issued on it Monday and he said it'll probably get towed within the week.
 
One of the guys at the Stockton marina that's been keeping track of his shenanigans knows where he lives and found his SUV. It had a ticket issued on it Monday and he said it'll probably get towed within the week.
Yeah I've been seeing his updates. It's hilarious how quickly he joined up with the trolls after meeting Colton IRL.
 
Anybody got an update on Colton Wood since his trial date yesterday? I have a group of friends that love ingesting some hardtard and we are all curious on what his sentence will be.
 
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