Doctors try to fish out bizarre object from teen's intestine - The boy was 'advised against inserting further objects into his rectum in the future'.


At first glance, its white, curved appearance may make you think it's an egg. But it's not.
The object got trapped in a teen's intestine after he put it in his anus — and doctors struggled to get it out.
The 14-year-old, from Australia, panicked when he realised he couldn't retrieve it or push it out.

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Doctors tried to remove the golf ball (X-ray pictured) using six different retrieval devices, including a suction cup, medical net and prong grasper
He owned up about his blunder — which happened with a golf ball — to his mother, who whisked him to the nearest emergency department.

The boy, who wasn't identified, also confessed that he had unsuccessfully tried to expel the ball by defecating.
X-ray scans showed it had made its way to his sigmoid colon, the last part of the large intestine, which connects to the rectum.
Doctors tried to remove the golf ball using six different retrieval devices, including a suction cup, medical net, quad-prong grasper and a balloon catheter.
After two hours, medics gave up with 'aggressive' interventions, hoping the golf ball would come out on its own.
However, an X-ray performed 24 hours later showed it was still there.
With the family reluctant for the boy to undergo anymore physical removal attempts, doctors decided to trial administering a large quantity of laxatives.
The boy was given one litre of laxatives — resulting in the 'successful evacuation' of the golf ball three hours later.
'Following passage of the golf ball, the patient remained clinically well and was discharged the same day,' the researchers said.
'There was no evidence of bowel injury.'
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Doctors discovered the golf ball was inside his sigmoid colon - the part of the large intestine that is closest to the rectum and anus
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Doctors tried to remove the golf ball using six different retrieval devices, including a suction cup, medical net (left), quad-prong grasper and a balloon catheter

They added that the boy was 'advised against inserting further objects into his rectum in the future'.
Doctors concluded: 'A golf ball presents unique technical challenges when attempting to remove from the colon due to its mechanical properties.
'These include its large size, spherical shape, incompressibility, and the presence of dimples, which prevents a suction seal.'
They added that future patients with foreign bodies inside them, where there is no obstruction of bowel function, should first be given laxatives in order to encourage the object to pass by itself.

The case was reported in the Case Reports in Surgery journal.
 
The scary thing is all it takes is a rumor of someone having succeeded in putting something absurd up their ass, and they all have to give it a try. Does anybody remember the 1980's rumor of "Richard Gere stuck a Gerbil up his ass!" aka the origin of Lemiwinks. Well history will tell us that Gere did no such thing. And nobody SUCCESFULLY put a Gerbil up their ass. Because it is all but physically impossible to cram a live Gerbil up an asshole. But that didn't stop them from trying... and trying. and trying some more. Have you ever seen what a justifiably pissed off Rodent will do to convenient dangling scrotum when he finds himself being stuffed up a gay mans ass? I have! More than once! It will haunt me forever. The only thing that brings me comfort is that was back when Rabies shots were long and painful. Because boy did those bastards deserve it.

You can get gay men to literally stick ANYTHING up their asses. All you need is the internet. Live Snake, Crankshaft from a 1972 John Deere Tractor, An unexploded WW1 Artillery Shell (This just showed up in an ER in the past month).
So how was the sex and how loose was his ass after the gerbil incident?
 
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