Does a kid do better with a "good" name or a "bad" name?

[muh_moobs]

Children do better in nuclear families, regardless of their name.

I notice there's no mention of what the father thinks of this plan to sabotage his child to the betterment of Shaniqua. The agenda of white genocide marches on.

 

[Str8Bustah]

imagine being such a horrible fucking person that you'd rather spit on your own flesh and blood so that an undeserving nigger can take his jobs in the future. imagine having it backfire horribly and having your kid disown you for being a disgusting piece of shit.
I hope Adolph has a great life and, contrary to the wishes of his brainwashed mother, takes a fat shit on all her desires and ideological pandering.

 

[Hambubger]

Dont give your kids a name ending in isha or ikah or a ghetto ass name and your good

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Dont give your kids a name ending in isha or ikah or a ghetto ass name and your good

Going to name my firstborn Dovahkiin then.

 

[millais]

Also, I'm not seeing the major stigma from naming the child "Adolph". When I see that spelling variation, it makes me think of Gustavus Adolphus.

The real one to avoid is "Adolf"

 

[Kari Kamiya]

My mom's advice when naming your kid is to scream it down the street for a few seconds to save you the embarrassment later in life.

 

[Gun Safety]

This is so ridiculous and cruel that it feels like it has to be fake, but if the past few years have taught me anything its that ideology comes before family for a lot of people.

 

[Dante Alighieri]

My dad named me after a conqueror and so far I haven't conquered any lands. 0/10 shit theory

Fuck you, Alex.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Fuck you, Alex.

It isn't Alex, I'm named after a conqueror from late antiquity.

 

[Calvin Coolidge]

It isn't Alex, I'm named after a conqueror from late antiquity.

Based Attila

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Based Attila

>tfw there's a Total War game named after you and it's so sup par people buy it just so that they can play the 1212AD mod
I can't relate

 

[Penis Drager]

Every Duke I've known was a jock

That's weird. The only Duke I've met was a weirdo faggot. Dude was such a sperg one of my buddies decided to beat the shit out of him in PE completely unprovoked. If you knew him, you'd understand.

 

[Surprised Pikachu]

There’s a small child I know called ‘Kaiden’. What a dipshit stupid name, but then he has dipshit parents so goodbye any chance he has of making it in life. As an employer I’d immediately ’nope’ out the stupid names no matter the resume. My loss probably but I’m not having Beyonce or Voldermort represent my business thanks. As for poor Kaiden he’s joining the list of every other boy around here with an ‘aiden’ name. And all the girls are called Ava. SMH.

Just call your kid something ordinary. There’s multiple opportunities in life to fuck up and draw attention to yourself without making them a laughing stock from birth. Ordinary name spelled properly, not ‘Edythe’ ffs.

Sperg over.

 

[Samson Pumpkin Jr.]

Statistically speaking, I'm sure there's more successful Charlies than Cletus

 

[DJ Grelle]

The advice I've heard was to give your child a name that would fit for both a president and a rockstar. Something serious for later in life but not too old and stiff. And it should be something you'd like as well ofc.

 

[AMHOLIO]

There's been studies on the history of African American names, and its really neat. Part of it is carving out a culture and earlier times it was giving children virtuous and biblical names.

Theres been a lot of studies on names in general, some more credible than others. Considering both the poorest trash and the richest of rich give their kids shitty names, its a good fucking question on how shitty of a given name must you have to determine your success. Will Elon Musk's kid be wiping down gas station bathrooms? Who knows.

 

[ARAVIS]

There’s a small child I know called ‘Kaiden’. What a dipshit stupid name, but then he has dipshit parents so goodbye any chance he has of making it in life. As an employer I’d immediately ’nope’ out the stupid names no matter the resume. My loss probably but I’m not having Beyonce or Voldermort represent my business thanks. As for poor Kaiden he’s joining the list of every other boy around here with an ‘aiden’ name. And all the girls are called Ava. SMH.

Just call your kid something ordinary. There’s multiple opportunities in life to fuck up and draw attention to yourself without making them a laughing stock from birth. Ordinary name spelled properly, not ‘Edythe’ ffs.

Sperg over.

im an ava, fuck you lol.

 

[Freshly Baked Socks]

Yeah that song is what I was listening to...

I like listening to the sequel, to get into the head of the parent:

 

[Lemmingwise]

I like listening to the sequel, to get into the head of the parent:

Lmao, fucking jews man, I tell ya

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

The thing with naming your kid Adolf is it doesn't mean he'll ”face the difficulties BIPOC face” or whatever when he wants a job, it means that the only people who'll hire Adolf are going to be cool with Nazis. I hope whoever wrote this post likes the thought of her son pulling pints in a dive bar run by skinheads.