Does anyone remember this news story?

[skykiii]

I'm pretty sure OP is thinking about Nataline Sarkisyan.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Nataline_Sarkisyan

That doesn't sound anything like who I'm remembering tho.

Interesting story nonetheless.

 

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[Loris Yeltsin]

I don't remember that, but I do remember the time Dick Cheney was candidly photographed eating some ice cream, or something like that, and his giant hog was clearly visible pressing into his pant leg.

God, I can't believe how vividly I remember this. He was having a coffee, not ice cream, his package was gigantic, and the Internet of yore hotly debated whether Cheney was wearing an incontinence device or suffered from testicular swelling, because other photos of him with his crotch visible didn't feature such an enormous bulge.

Spoiler: This is the photo, by the way.

 

[skykiii]

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I think the athlete was a track star/runner/whatever you call them? A Marathon runner? Not 100% sure tho.

It wasn't a local story, it would have been in major news outlets.

 

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[Otterly]

Was she a Welsh triathlete?

 

[Elderly beef taco]

Lost/hard to find news stories? Maybe people here can help me find 2 that i remember seeing but cannot track for the life of me.
1) a man in the US (i want to say it was one of the northern states) was arrested for a abusing animals on his farm. Notably, he had restrained a female great dane and forced her to be raped by a male donkey, it's known video of this was circulated although it seems like it's incredibly rare as most of the time it's mentioned, it's people looking for it. I believe other animals were involved in this abuse but i don't remember beyond the 2.
2) a man from the southern states who raped a cat while wearing a fursuit. The cat needed a lot of surgery but did make it, the man i believe went to jail and his fursuit was sold off.
The suit was immediately used for porn although i doubt that was ever on the news, the outcry about that on tumblr is where i learned about this.

If anyone has heard of these stories, I'd be grateful to get some further info!

 

[skykiii]

Was she a Welsh triathlete?

It's possible.

 

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[2mm and 99 others]

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I am not into sports, so I did not know it's possible to break a femur this way, without a fall or a stronger impact (I know it can happen on a trampoline, with a propped knee and other seemingly inoccuous ways), like, before that would happen, one would completely ruin their feet (On the other hand, sportsmen are able to suck in levels of pain and discomfort I can hardly imagine, that's why they do competitive sport and I don't) . And the doctors likely thought the same. Ironically, had she not disclosed how exactly it happened, maybe she'd live. Maybe.

 

[Cat Funt]

Back in the late 80's I read about some guy called the Chicken Ninja Burglar who would break into homes and tie people up and give a martial arts demo while cooking / eating all their chicken. He harmed nobody. The only thing I can find is a ninja burglar that did rapings etc so wrong guy? I can't remember where I read about the guy, but I have always wondered if this was real or if some news fgt dreamed it up. I want him to be real.