Does Chris actually get physically ill or is he always ill?

[CalmMyTits]

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I would venture to say that Chris has gotten to the point where he probably does not register his own poor health/weakness (other than colds and etc) His videos show that he has an obviously deluded view of himself. He thought he was so powerful for lifting a chair, and packs of soda. We know he sees himself as slim and attractive, and that he thinks he actually looks good as a Tomgirl. So it wouldn't be much of a stretch that he sees himself as healthy. As long as he is able to walk from his room to the car, and to drive to McDonald's, he will continue to see himself as a prime physical specimen.

 

[Kosher Dill]

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Didn't he mention in one of the Facebook leaks that Da Stress was affecting his health? Something about how stress causes frightening unnatural belches in him XD He probably knows that he's not in top condition, even if he blames it on the trolls.

 

[CalmMyTits]

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Didn't he mention in one of the Facebook leaks that Da Stress was affecting his health? Something about how stress causes frightening unnatural belches in him XD He probably knows that he's not in top condition, even if he blames it on the trolls.

Classic Chris avoidance technique - blame it on the trolls and refuse to take any personal responsibility for his own health. I mean, this is the guy who will not wash his own what makes anyone think he would take responsibility for his diet or exercise?

 

[Donald Duck]

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Not to mention he thinks it's perfectly acceptable for adults to soil themselves.

Y'know, I don't know if he does. He's said various things in videos to justify it and he'll make excuses, but I don't know if he necessarily believes that like he believes his other crazy stuff.

His excuses tell me that he knows it isn't acceptable for him to do it, but he thinks it should be acceptable, and he wants the world to come to that conclusion.

Yeah that's what I always thought when he makes excuses, though it's not so much that he thinks adults shitting themselves should be acceptable, but more that it should be acceptable if he does it. You can bet that if someone else shit themselves, he would recoil in disgust and make fun of that person in his typical hypocritical manner.

 

[Aleister Crowley]

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He shits himself regularly, something is wrong with your digestive system if you shit yourself without realizing it.

I wouldn't say he has a super high metabolism because he's fucking huge in terms of weight. His metabolism will also be shit because he doesn't do anything to increase it, he doesn't drink water, he doesn't go out walking or exercising and he probably doesn't even know what a metabolism is, let alone his basal metabolic rate. Evidence suggests he doesn't have much energy at all (fapping tires this guy to sleep) so from this I assume Chris has a slow metabolism.
His diet consists of shit and he had(possibly still has) medication for cholesterol troubles, even then that was when he was in his 20s. In my opinion Chris has got some pretty bad health issues but it's not in terms of viruses, it's chronic problems which persist. You've got to also take into account his fucked up sleep schedule and he shows symptoms of depression of some sort meaning he's possibly persistently run down.
Then again I'm just assuming shit so I could easily be wrong.

I don't know how you can be so sure he doesn't drink water. He would be dead if that was true. He's bound to drink water at some point. Come on. Oh and that stuff about his metabolism? Same kind of speculation that assumes he hasn't changed since that information was first compiled. I'm sure he also doesn't shit himself regularly anymore. More assumptions...

 

[CatParty]

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He shits himself regularly, something is wrong with your digestive system if you shit yourself without realizing it.

I wouldn't say he has a super high metabolism because he's fucking huge in terms of weight. His metabolism will also be shit because he doesn't do anything to increase it, he doesn't drink water, he doesn't go out walking or exercising and he probably doesn't even know what a metabolism is, let alone his basal metabolic rate. Evidence suggests he doesn't have much energy at all (fapping tires this guy to sleep) so from this I assume Chris has a slow metabolism.
His diet consists of shit and he had(possibly still has) medication for cholesterol troubles, even then that was when he was in his 20s. In my opinion Chris has got some pretty bad health issues but it's not in terms of viruses, it's chronic problems which persist. You've got to also take into account his fucked up sleep schedule and he shows symptoms of depression of some sort meaning he's possibly persistently run down.
Then again I'm just assuming shit so I could easily be wrong.

I don't know how you can be so sure he doesn't drink water. He would be dead if that was true. He's bound to drink water at some point. Come on. Oh and that stuff about his metabolism? Same kind of speculation that assumes he hasn't changed since that information was first compiled. I'm sure he also doesn't shit himself regularly anymore. More assumptions...

i would say he indirectly drinks water. like he'll get his giant sweet tea from mcdonalds or something and while it is water based, it's still like taking a cup of water and putting equal amounts of sugar in it.

 

[Henry Bemis]

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It might be his myriad speech issues and/or his crappy cameras, but he nearly always sounds really congested.

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

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That could be adenoids. Revoltingly enough, unlike tonsils, adenoidal tissue can actually grow back if removed (although I'm going to guess that he never had his adenoids removed because we'd never hear the end of how his childhood was nearly ended by the most godawful surgery any human should be asked to endure, etc.) -- and if they're overgrown they make a person sound perpetually congested.

 

[Aleister Crowley]

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i would say he indirectly drinks water. like he'll get his giant sweet tea from mcdonalds or something and while it is water based, it's still like taking a cup of water and putting equal amounts of sugar in it.

Tea doesn't count as water since it contains a certain amount of caffeine, even instant tea has it. So that means that he has to drink something that either has no caffeine or that has more water in it than anything else. It's only logical.

 

[Marvin]

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i would say he indirectly drinks water. like he'll get his giant sweet tea from mcdonalds or something and while it is water based, it's still like taking a cup of water and putting equal amounts of sugar in it.

Tea doesn't count as water since it contains a certain amount of caffeine, even instant tea has it. So that means that he has to drink something that either has no caffeine or that has more water in it than anything else. It's only logical.

Y'know, in general, I would've thought you would be right about the caffeine. I thought caffeine generally dried you out. But wikipedia tells me that you can develop a tolerance for caffeine's diuretic effect. So maybe Chris can get his required water from the tea after all. I assume he sucks down this syrupy crap (or similar drinks) pretty frequently.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

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If by "required" water, you mean he won't die from drinking only soda and tea and shit, then yes, that's true. People can eat nothing but McDees for years on end without developing truly life threatening problems, because the food technically supplies all (or most) of the nutrients the body needs. But it's also loaded down with sugars and fats and grimy shit that the body doesn't need and has no good idea what to do with, so it just goes into his masculine bosom.

 

[BigBoss]

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If by "required" water, you mean he won't die from drinking only soda and tea and shit, then yes, that's true. People can eat nothing but McDees for years on end without developing truly life threatening problems, because the food technically supplies all (or most) of the nutrients the body needs. But it's also loaded down with sugars and fats and grimy shit that the body doesn't need and has no good idea what to do with, so it just goes into his masculine bosom.

He's probably building up the bosom on purpose so he has a place for his "iDea Book."