Does Chris Deserve To Die?

[Doc Cassidy]

We all know that Chris isn't long for this world, the question is whether his death is a good thing. Just for the sake of reference here's a (very incomplete) list of his atrocities.

Sexually harassed Megan
Shot Adam Stackhouse
Ruined Mary Lee Walsh's reputation
Hurt Mike Snyder's Business
Insinuated Mike Snyder was Jewish
Ran Mike Snyder over with a car.
Made people with autism look bad
Spent taxpayer money on legos
Caused The Wallflower to be trolled
Shoved his medallion up his ass
Hates gay people
Hates men
Set his mother's house on fire
Doesn't like pickles
Ran a scam business
Doxed his paying customers
Didn't make comics when payed $1000
Doesn't bathe
Pointlessly insulted his brother Cole
Maced a GameStop employee
Shits himself

There is much, much more thats he's done but I don't have time to list it all, maybe you can think of more.

Do you think Chris deserves to die for what he's done, especially seeing as how it's his fault he's dying in the first place?

 

[Philosophy Zombie]

chris is a nerd and he likes sonic and he should die because sonic is for babies.

 

[Locksnap]

Every tranny FUCK must die. I will not be tricked again.

 

[TheAmazingAxolotl]

Chris has already died on the inside. The outside shall follow soon enough. His taint has already started the process.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

1) hai a-log
2) inb4lock/spergatory

 

[Ninja_Warrior]

No. He will, but none of his minor crimes deserve the death penalty.

 

[Iamthatis]

Great thread

 

[Zero Gun: Fenrir]

1/10 would read again.

 

[The Real Josh Smith]

Don't be silly.

 

[DuskEngine]

I will never know peace in my life until I finally hear the black tape of Chris wheezing his last breaths and know that, finally, the FAT AUTISTIC RETARD is in hell along with the rest of his degenerate family that allowed him to exist.

 

[MY 405]

"We all deserve to die, Mrs. Lovett."

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

Chris smells like rotten watermelons.

 

[Hyperion]

YES CHRIS DESERVES TO DIE AND I HOPE HE BURNS IN HELL

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

Chris is belly button lint

 

[Zoobles]

Truth be told, Chris should statistically live at least into his fifties even considering his lifestyle.
Being a Social Security bilking bigot that hits on chicks out of his league and maces gamestop employees doesn't actually contribute to a shorter life expectancy.