Does Chris hate baths?

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Every time we see Chris, he's covered in a thin layer of oil and his hair is greasy. I've heard that Chris has used large amounts of AXE as a substitute for actually taking a bath. It makes me wonder, does he hate bathing for some reason, and if so, why?
 
I think it might be the same reason why no one in that house cooks, the bathroom is probably filled with all sorts of junk and the walls must be covered with god knows what that it needs to be cleaned first before it could be used.
But that takes too long, just whip out the AXE
 
I actually liked baths when I was little... I loved to play in the hot tub - used to pretend that the lather was the ice of Antarctica and stuff :D

Chris doesn't hate baths, he just can't take them, because in Casa Chandler all the showers and tubs are blocked by garbage from Barb's hoard.
 
Would you really want to take a shower if your bathroom looked like this?
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Would you really want to take a shower if your bathroom looked like this?
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I think there was a video that showed him actually cleaning it, though he did a pretty poor job.
 
Yep, I'm sure the bathroom is filled with hoarded garbage too and he cannot take baths on a regular basis...just like in the Jackie Saga.
 
^ Exactly.

Chris said a few times that he wishes the bathroom could be kept cleaner. He could go to the YMCA, but then some dang homosexual or man in a pickle suit will surely get up to no good.
 
BigAltheGreat921 said:
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Would you really want to take a shower if your bathroom looked like this?
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I think there was a video that showed him actually cleaning it, though he did a pretty poor job.
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It's going to take hour to clean the whole bathroom, that's work and effort Chris doesn't want to put in
 
Male said:
Would you really want to take a shower if your bathroom looked like this?
Plusoneshoweroffilth.jpg
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It's easy to clean. 30 minutes of cleaning is enough to make this pristine and crystal clean.
 
Male said:
Would you really want to take a shower if your bathroom looked like this?
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I seriously don't understand how anyone would let their bathroom get this bad. It's ridiculous, even for Chris.
 
I'm sure that by now, the mold has developed into a hostile society currently researching a way to take over Branchland Court. Chris can't take a shower because the mold people will capture him and use his body to develop a biological weapon.
 
Speaking as someone's who's been there, he's likely too depressed to even care. It's not like he has a real reason to bathe regularly considering he has no work, school, or social functions apart from church. It'd take some real self discipline on his part to even get up from his triple to bathe and take care of himself.
 
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